Achewood § December 22, 2008
[[White on black "1984" sets the date]]
[[Young Ray and Beef with appropriate aviator glasses and 80s hair]]
Ray: Dude! Waldenbooks keeps their extra Playboys in a little cabinet right by the entrance! You just slide open the door and walk out with one rolled up in your hand!
Beef: Oh wow uh that is juvie for sure man that is stealin' in the main
Ray: If you get caught with no receipt, and you ain't in the shop, there's nothing they can do!
Ray (excitedly): Proof ex facto!
[[At the mall, standing in front of a cabinet in Waldenbooks. Beef's rifling through the cabinet while Ray is on lookout]]
Ray: Hurry dude! The guy's gonna look over here!
Beef (struggling): Oh Jesus Ray they all still in shrink wrap bundles man plus there's no light in here I mean why couldn't you do this part
[[Ray drops his cover-book from the 25-cent stack and Beef looks up]]
Ray: Crap, dude! He's comin'! Run! Just grab one and RUN!
[[Ray high-tails it out of the store, leaving Beef still struggling with the cabinet]]
[[The manager arrives with a clipboard]]
Manager: HEY! What do you think you're doing? I'm gonna call security!
[[Beef stands up shakily, clutching a magazine from the cabinet to his chest]]
Manager: Give me that.
Manager (sternly): Now.
[[Beef looks down at his ill-gotten gain]]
[[Beef picked...]]
Playgirl: This month, Ben
Playgirl: Ten things to do
Playgirl: Hot aruba nights!
Manager: Let's just see what we have here!
[[Beef sobs quietly]]
[[As the manager looks at the cover, his face softens]]
[[His eyes crinkle up, as if remembering ... something from his past]]
Manager: Look. I know where you're at. Just don't do this, not like this. You'll get a record, and you don't want that.
Manager: If you want to explore, and I'm not saying anything, just rememer that you're not alone, and that there is safety.
Beef: Okay sir uh yes sir
Manager: You're wonderful, and you're alive, and you deserve every little bit of happiness that the universe has to offer anyone, no matter who or what you like. Never forget that.
Manager: Now, I'm sorry, but I have to ask you to leave the store.