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Enter Captain Jeffy
Captain Jeffy: ..unngh
Jason: There's a zombie in the closet.
Rosie: I'll take care of this..
[Fifteen Minutes Later]
Rosie: This is Captain Jeffy, king of zombies. I shall be his queen.
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My Happiness
[[Man points gun at Cat]]
Man: I have found happiness!
[[Man shoots Cat]]
Man: My happiness is contingent upon fleeing the affections of others.
[[Cat Zombie chases after Man while the gun won't fire]]
Man: Do others enjoy pursuing the objects of their affections?
Gun: CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!
[[Both Man and Cat flee from Rat Zombies]]
Army of Rat Zombies: YES, WE DO!!!!
Thoughts of Man and Cat: Your happiness is freakish!
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Penny and Aggie
[[On screen: Product search: beauty
Result: Clinique moisturizer]]
Yeah, sure, if your foundation has the complexion of a zombie...
[[On screen: Product search: blonde
Result: a book callen Gentlemen Prefer Blondes]]
Hm. Was hoping for some way to bring out blone highlights.
[[On screen: Product search: Penny
Result: Penny loafers]]
Okay, I've officially got searcher's block, here.
[[On screen: Product search: the woman who has everything
Result: cardboard box]]
Keeeeeeeeeeep scrolllllllllling...
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Achewood - February 22, 2008
{{Philippe at home}}
Philippe: I want to go to Disneylaaand! I think I have to go to Disneylaaaaaaand!
{{Lyle, Teodor, Lie Bot, Ray, Roast Beef in front of "HARPER'S 27 WOMEN Dancers - Liquor - Pool" dialogue spoken generally}}
YEAH, man! FUCK this week!
I'm so glad it's Friday man I'd piss into a little plastic toy cube if someone asked me to
{{at home}}
Philippe: I think I'm at that special aaaaage!
{{inside the bar}}
{{background dialogue: }} Man last week there was this chick Rachel here man I'm talkin' about she just got up on stage and she was like THIS is a CHICK take a LOOK
{{other background dialogue: }} HA; HA; Saw her; HA; Piss on you; HA
{{Roast beef has drawn-on a thick mustache and eyebrows}}
Roast Beef: Awww yeah who became Groucho Marx in the bathroom just now
Ray: You finally doin' it, man! You finally doin' it!
{{background dialogue: }} Prime of life man I like these college chicks way better than the junkies and grind zombies they got down at Doc's
{{other background: }} Seriously; Dude remember that chick Tyrone?; So wrong
Ray: He SAID he was gonna do it!
{{floor at home is strewn with cans, empty box of nachos, a marker, a piece of paper reading "FUCK". Philippe speaks from outside the frame}}
Philippe: My life is special!
Philippe: Children are special!
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From The Desk Of . Zombie Hoboes
Man: There's a gaggle of flesh-eating zombie hoboes on my hoverpad!
Zombie 1: Brains!
Zombie 2: Brains!
Zombie 3: Brains!
Man: Say! The leading spray isn't working and the zombie hobo hotel doesn't attract all of them. Headshots are so messy! Is there nothing that will work?
Salesman: Next time try Zombicide.420! The new formula is even effective on zombies with chromosome 12 mutation.
Man: Zombicide.420 kills 80% more zombies that the leading brand! Thank you Zombicide.420!
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SIR EEL: To Life, L'chaim
If I were a zombie...
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
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The Sausage Files Presents the Undead Slut
[[An animated zombie in revealing clothing with a bite taken out of her left side]]
Undead Slut: Dooooo... Meeeeee...
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myspace
once bitten by the myspace, you become a zombie. neither living nor dead, they only exist to check their comments on the internet.
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Animals Have Problems Too
THIS QUAIL ISN'T GOING TO HAVE A VERY LIFE AFFIRMING MEETING WITH THE STUDIO EXECUTIVES
Quail [[thought bubbles]]: Ok, if they're not buying "Zombie Private Ryan", hit them with "How Zombie Stella Got Her Groove Back".
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13 Seconds: No barstools were harmed in the making
Wally: Have you ever maintained a friendship with an ex-girlfriend, Duncan?
Duncan: Nope. Never.
Duncan: My exes are DEAD to me.
Duncan: Don't wanna see 'em, talk to 'em, or meet the dude who's greasing their gears now.
[[Wally spots Sheila]]
Wally: GAH!
Wally: LET GO! I see a ZOMBIE! I have a responsibility to DESTROY IT!
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s u b u r b a n t r i b e
[[Two-shot: Mike, music store salesman, and Alan.]]
Mike: S'up Alan?
Alan: My life is a sour cream-and-dogshit eggroll, Mike. You got anything that'll keep me from drinking housepaint?
Mike: As a matter of fact: ...
[[Alan's eyes widen at the sight of the CD Mike has just given him.]]
Wow! Who is she?
Mike: Haley Bhairavi. She's a "classical crossover" artist from England.
[[CD cover: "HALEY," showing a beautiful Anglo-Indian woman, long flowing black hair, small caste mark, strapless gown, and eyes that look vaguely familiar....]]
Alan: She's beautiful!
[[Two shot, Mike and Alan]]
Mike: We just got her first CD in yesterday. Her U.S. tour starts next week.
Alan: Man, I'll take it! She just have the one CD?
Mike: Yeah, but we got all of her swag ... posters, shirts, DVDs, hats, coffee mugs, boxer shorts, tea cozies ...
Alan: Jackpot! I'll take two of everything!
Mike: Whoa, Alan! You're not turning into a consumer on us, are ya?
Alan: Screw you, Mike! Alan Woods is no "Mall Zombie!"
[[Alan has left the store. He is wearing a Haley T-shirt, a Haley wristband, and a Haley propellor-beanie, and is carrying two bags full of other Haley merchandise, all with price tags still attached. He is very happy.]]
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i hear you laughing.
When she was a kid, she wanted to know what it was like to be dead. She got down on the ground and looked, and realized there was even less space between her and hundreds of dead bodies. The concept of a coffin hadn't meant much to her then. She'd seen too many zombie movies.
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Sodapop Century
Sodapop Century houses 6 of my ongoing web-comics. 1.) Maneki Neko: house cats fighting demons, 2.) Lovely: anime comedy drama about three girls in college who fight over one guy, 3.) Smash!: a funny and bizarre journal about my life and my friends, 4.) Zombies!: when I can't think of anything to create, I draw my friends and me killing zombies! HA!, 5.) Istaqa: a furry adventure loosely based off of Peter Pan, 6.) My Boss the Necromancer: the office world managed by a Necromancer!
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Dramatic Reveal
Steve: Taadaa!
[[Steve is showing off a set of three sword weapons]]
Autumn: You've got to be kidding.
Lani: How is this better than a SHOTGUN?
[[Steve holds one of the weapons]]
Steve: Not better, neccesarily, but more effective in certain situations.
[[Autumn and Lani stare, unimpressed]]
Steve: When zombies attack, the prepared traveler carries many weapons.
Autumn: Thanks, Confucious.
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Brains
This comic is about moving in with a stranger for the first time, and the slow, awkward, and often frightning process of getting to know him or her.
It's also about zombies.