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Here's the highest-rated result from Ugly Hill (you can see all 4 results in this comic's search engine):
You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, December 12, 2005
Eli: You gotta come with me! I don't wanna go to a Skulldrift show by myself! / Snug: Well I can't go. Why don't you ask your brother?
Hastings: Ask me what? / Eli: Uh, you wouldn't be interested.
Snug: Eli wants to go to a concert on Christmas Eve. Wanna go with him? / Hastings: Not unless they've reanimated the corpse of Burl Ives to sing all his holiday classics.
Snug: Oh, man! I'd totally be up for an undead Burl Ives show! He'd be the holliest, jolliest zombie ever! / Hastings: Yes.
http://uglyhill.com/d/20051212.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Hellbent (you can see all 4 results in this comic's search engine):
Priest: Thank you for joining us this Easter Sunday. Today we celebrate that he is risen--
Zombie Jesus: That's right, bitches, I am risen! And Zombie Jesus is pissed!
ZJ: You've been eating my flesh and drinking my blood for two millenia, and it's time for some payback! But first... Zombie Jesus GOT to get his groove on! Ooh... uh.. yeah.. shake that ass when you're in mass, THAT'S the word of God!
ZJ: Now behold the glory! Check out the rock hard body of Christ!
http://hellbentcomics.com/comic034.htm
Here's the highest-rated result from The Inexplicable Adventures Of Bob! (you can search just this comic):
Bob: "{Oh, and Shempu, thanks for tossing me back the ear widgie from the bad guy!}*" / Shempu: "{Da nada!}" / Jean: "You okay? That monster almost crushed you!" / Bob: "Um... I'm pretty sure I'll feel sore once I've had time to think about it." / Caption: "*It happened between panels 1 & 2 last strip. Y'all thought Bob speaking Japanese right after Moe caught him was a continuity error, dint'cha? Gosh no!"
Bob: "So... Ring! Ya link it?" / Jean: "What? Oh, right, it was in my pocket... Oh Bob! It's gorgeous! My precious!" / Bob: "So you don't mind it came from Rocko?" / Jean: "Don't be stupid! What are friends with diamond mines for? It..."
Ring: "Hrrgh! {Orders! Give me orders!!!}" / Bob: "{Sleep! Go to sleep!}"
Bob: "So I'll... get you one that didn't get infected with alien crud." / Jean: "E--- E---" / SFX: "Twitch twitch" / Bobh: "Egad?" / Jean: "Yes. That."
Bob: "You look kinda... you're not a zombie or something now, are y--?" / Jean: "No. I just want to throw up." / Bob: "Oh, well that's all right then."
"The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob!" by Jim Cleaveland at http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com
http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20130302.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Sheercore (you can search just this comic):
Panel 1: Matt and Neil are standing talking. / Neil: "If you were bitten by a zombie and knew you'd soon become one, what would you plan of action be?" / Matt: "Hmm.."
Panel 2: / Matt: "Get as far away from my loved ones as possible while I was still in control."
Panel 3: / Matt: "I guess I'd try to call and tell them what happened."
Panel 4: / Matt: "Then I'd probably just kill myself."
Panel 5: / Matt: "What about you?" / Neil: "Oh, same plan as in any situation."
Panel 6: / Neil: "Find a pretty girl and try to persuade her to have sex with me."
Tooltip: It really is Neil's default plan of action. Entire town flooded? Find a pretty girl. Nuclear holocaust? Find a pretty girl. You get the idea.
http://sheercore.com/2007/08/19/plan-of-action/
Here's the highest-rated result from La Casa Comics (you can search just this comic):
La Casa Comics - Updates Monday - Friday!
{{La Casa Comics strip # bonus, "Happy Halloween!"}}
[[Ahniwa, dressed as a vampire, jumps out from behind a tombstone that reads "RIP". Theo stands behind a similar tombstone, pointing after Tim, who is running away with his hands in the air. Behind them is the La Casa house, with a tree on one side, and the starry night sky. On the ground in front of them is a carved pumpkin. In the bottom left, text reads: "Happy Halloween! From the guys at La Casa Comics". This strip is in full color.]] / Ahniwa: Rawr! / Theo: Hey! Get back here!! Zombie space vampires do not get to break for coffee!
{title text: the exception was when they invaded caffeinia, home of the coffee people, who have delicious espresso-blood}}
http://lacasacomics.blogspot.com/2005/10/bonus-happy-halloween.html
Here's the highest-rated result from ReneeKatz.com (you can search just this comic):
[[Thorpe is hacking away at a tree with a knife. A near-by squirrel is disturbed.]]
Thorpe: BWA-HAHAHAHA
Colonel Earth: Stop right there, Nineteenth-Century Industrialist!!
Thorpe [[thinks]]: Oh no! It's Colonel Earth and the Planeters!
Thorpe [[thinks]]: They're not likely to approve of my wanton destruction of the fragile Mother Earth. . .
Colonel Earth: Come now, Mr. Thorpe, this tree didn't do anything to you. . .
Colonel Earth: Now, why don't you hand-over the knife?
Squirrel: Yea!
[[Thorpe drops the knife into Colonel Earth's hand.]]
Colonel Earth: Now YOU'LL know how it feels to have someone cut-up YOUR bark!!
Thorpe: But I don't have any-
Thorpe: OH NOES!
[[Meanwhile, The Planeters rock-out to a soundtrack . . .]]
[[Planeter1 holds up a booming stereo. It's actually playing Dargula by Rob Zombie.]]
Planeter2: HELL YEA!!
[[To be continued!]]
http://reneekatz.com/wanton-destruction/
Here's the highest-rated result from Partially Clips (you can search just this comic):
FIRST VOICE (OP): Okay, let's kick off this "League of Evil" meeting with roll call. Acidic Man?
ACIDIC MAN (OP): Here.
FIRST VOICE (OP): The Adjudicator?
FIRST THE ADJUDICATOR (OP): Here.
FIRST VOICE, OFF-PANEL (OP): The Aeronaut?
THE AERONAUT (OP): Here.
FIRST VOICE (OP): Amway Lady?
AMWAY LADY (OP): Here.
FIRST VOICE (OP): Black Bullet?
BLACK BULLET (OP): Here.
FIRST VOICE (OP): Black Rhino?
BLACK RHINO (OP): Here.
FIRST VOICE (OP): Black Viper?
FIRST VOICE (OP): Black Widow?
FIRST VOICE (OP): ...Black Widow?
FIRST VOICE (OP): Is Black Widow here? Anyone know?
SECOND VOICE (OP): She's one with the night.
FIRST VOICE (OP): What?
SECOND VOICE (OP): Yeah, I think she's "one with the night."
FIRST VOICE, OFF-PANEL: Does that mean she's here? Or not?
BLACK WIDOW: Here!
FIRST VOICE (OP): Okay if we can all give our idioms a rest, this will go a lot faster.
FIRST VOICE (OP): Black Zombie?
http://partiallyclips.com/index.php?id=1213
Here's the highest-rated result from Clattertron (you can search just this comic):
[[Observant Raptor and No Filter Fox walk, in silhouette, by the setting sun.]] / Observant Raptor: How did you do at the signing? / No Filter Fox: GREAT!
[[No Filter Fox turns to face Observant Raptor, he is smiling.]] / No Filter Fox: A publisher offered me a five book deal! / [[Observant Raptor wears a look of shock.]] / Observant Raptor: WHAT
[[Flashback to No Filter Fox dressed as Daniel, with a wig, eyepatch and inside out ALF shirt. No Filter Fox is waving his arms and smiling as he pitches his book series.]] / No Filter Fox: "Teenage vampire wizards battle zombie Jane Austen's army of magic ponies for control of the reality TV throne in urban victorian England, and search for hidden clues in Instagram food photos!" / [[The Publisher stands next to a wheelbarrow full of money bags, holding a contract, and his mouth resembles an open cash register. / Publisher: CHA-CHING!
/ {hover text: good thing he didn't mention the movie deal.}
http://clattertron.com/2013/05/13/comic-proxy-part-4/
Here's the highest-rated result from Growth (you can search just this comic):
Growth || Comics - Chapter 2 - 067
[[Yuffie plants her cheek in her palm while imagining chibi versions of Cloud, Tifa and herself.]]
Yuffie: Mako exposure, mako poisoning! I don't see why you guys are treating it like some kind of disease. I swear, I feel fine! I think my vision's even improved. I don't see what the big deal is, Cloud and Tifa got dunked head-first into the Lifestream and came out just fine!
<<Super Cloud & Tifa>> <<Mako Zombie Yuffie>>
[[Closeup of Nanaki.]]
Nanaki: Tifa's eyes don't glow, Yuffie. We don't know what long-term effects mako exposure will have on your body. You could be shortening your lifespan or even making yourself sterile. How would Godo react?
[[Closeup of Yuffie gritting her teeth.]]
Yuffie: Godo...
[[Yuffie leans back against the couch, looking upset.]]
Yuffie: Like he'd care! As long as he gets to retire, Godo doesn't care WHAT I do! Don't even bother trying to pull that sort of guilt trip on me, Nanaki!
[[Yuffie looks happier.]]
Yuffie: But hey...
{{Chapter 2 - 067}} / {{hand-lettered}} / {{black and white}}
http://growth.smackjeeves.com/comics/34204/
Here's the highest-rated result from Mac Hall (you can search just this comic):
[[Ian is napping on the couch when suddenly his cat jumps on the coffee table.]]
[[Ian springs up off the couch, confused. The cat commands solemnly:]] / Cat: Arise Ian. / Ian: zuh? / Cat: Arise and Obey.
Cat: Smile! / [[Ian, now standing, strikes a cheesy smile and exudes a strange sound could only described by a zombie smile]]
Cat: Flap your arms, your a birdie! / [[Ian flaps his arms like a madman with rabies.]] / Ian: Tweedlety-tweet!
[[Mid-shot as Cat delivers his evil speech]] / Cat: Excellent, enough! Ian, for some time now you have been my unwilling host. You were necessary upon my entrance to this world...
Cat: however, not for much longer. No one suspects a thing, my power grows daily, my strength rises, my will expands!
[[close-up on cat]] / Cat: soon this world will witness th arise of the all-mighty Orip!
[[Evil laugh fills the frame over Ian and Orip's head as Ian is left hypnotized]]
[[Mid-shot of Orip as his laugh weakens as he realizes that...]]
[[...Matt is staring at him wide eyed.]] / Matt: ...Uh...
Orip: KILL!!!! / [[Ian pounces at Matt, teeth jagged.]] / Matt: AIIIIEEEEGH!!!
[[Guest strip by Pat Lapierre "Green Wiggly" Mac Hall is (c) Matt Boyd & Ian McConville 7.20.02
http://machall.com/view.php?date=2002-07-23
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