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[Avery is on the roof with Colin, arguing about how it isn't normal for him to be shooting fish torsos off the roof. We see that he is shooting at a black limo/towncar.]
I?m serious Colin. This is not an okay thing to be doing. It?s weird, even for you.
Relax. In 38.235 more seconds he?ll be out of range, then we can both forget this ever happened.
He? He who?
What the ...
Samuel! What?s going on out there?
Lead Paint Comics. Colin. Avery. Crazy. Insane. Fishheads.
FlashForward. Movies. Zombieland. The Invention of Lying. Video Games. Batman: Arkham Asylum.
http://leadpaintcomics.com/2009/10/04/aim-and/
[A venn diagram that Colin has designed, illustrating how his fears, anxieties and sadnesses overlap.]
Anxieties / -Yeah I'm good at Final Fantasy Tactics, but how good? / -How many times a week is it safe to eat eggs? 2? 8? / -Does Kelsey Grammer check his email? More importantly, can he trace certain received mails back to me? / -I have so many dreams about the world being overrun by zombies, that if it ever happens, I'm sure I'm going to be disapointed. / Fears / -Meryl Streep (She has claw hands) / -Those huge sand hornets you see sometimes / -Things with eyes in weird places, like cyclops or Jennifer Garner / -Really attractive girls that are also smart and down to Earth / Sadnesses / -Puppies that do not look good in hats / -Abandoned Teddy-Bears / -Lemonade stands and some playgrounds / -People who play guitar in coffee shops / Anxiety/Fear / -Running into an Ex / Anxiety/Sadness / -Instead of Zombies, the world is overrun by vampires / Fear/Sadness / -Smart, attractive, down-to-earth girls who constantly post on Internet forums / Anxiety/Fear/Saddness / -The 1991 film "My Girl."
Lead Paint Comics. Colin. Charts. Graphs. Venn diagram. Ven.
"Has anyone actually ever watched My Girl before? I know I haven?t, on account of being a manly, sophisticated dude, but hypothetically, if I had watched it before, I would know it?s a ridiculously sad movie. The experience, I imagine, is similar to watching a puppy shiver in the cold or someone throwing away old Deadpool comics that are also stuffed with money."
http://leadpaintcomics.com/2009/05/26/colinmetrics-part-2/
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