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Here's the highest-rated result from Achewood (you can see all 44 results in this comic's search engine):
[[Ray hands a tiny cat-sized martini to Onstad, who is visible only from the legs down]] / Ray: Happy Birthday, Onstad.
Ray: So...uh...thanks for everything, I guess
Ray: I hope you didn't want more of a fuss -- I couldn't figure out that dang "E-Vite" thing at all
Ray: It seems like there is a difference between e-mail and internet? Is that right?
Ray: Anyways, I've got some hot dogs in the oven. You like to eat hot dogs, right? Baked up real good?
[[Onstad bends down to pick Ray up]] / Ray: Whoah, man! Don't pick me up! What the hell, man?!
{{alt text: A good birthday present is to order the book}}
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06142002
Here's the highest-rated result from Overcompensating (you can see all 36 results in this comic's search engine):
Poopmonster: I'm gettin' old, Jeffrey. This ol' Poopmonster's Earthly lease is gonna run out sooner than later. / Jeffrey: Don't be sad, Poopmonster! I have a birthday song just for you!
Jeffrey: [[sings]] Well this is one less birthday you'll have to endure/before the doctor tells you there isn't a cure
Jeffrey: [[sings]]You're gonna rot in the ground after your body is found so have a happy birthdaaay - there isn't a God! / Poopmonster: Drum solo!
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060110.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Dinosaur Comics (you can see all 31 results in this comic's search engine):
T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for increasing the integral count of my age!
Narrator: BIRTHDAY FUNNIES
Narrator: FUNNY 1: / Dromiceiomimus: I didn't know today was your birthday! Happy birthday! / T-Rex: Thank you! / Dromiceiomimus: Were any famous men or women born on your birthday? / T-Rex: Nope, only little babies!
Narrator: FUNNY 2: / Utahraptor: What do you get a fully grown Tyrannosaurus Rex for his birthday?
T-Rex: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it! / T-Rex & Utahraptor: Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: Best birthday ever!
http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=182
Here's the highest-rated result from Unshelved (you can see all 26 results in this comic's search engine):
Tamara: Usually, Dewey won't let us forget his birthday. / Mel: I guess he's grown up. / [[Through window: "Happy birthday to me!" banner, Dewey holding balloons and handing one to crying child.]] / {{Bill's annual birthday strip drawn by Gene Ambaum}}
http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20070113
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[[Reginald is at a store, basket on his arm.]] / Reginald: Hmmm, Beartato's birthday is coming up. I should get him something he really likes! / Then he'll be happy!
[[Reginald ponders a box labeled "Spiders".]] / Reginald: Or maybe I should get him something he hates, so he'll appreciate what he already has. / Beartato's wise, he'll get it.
[[Reginald contemplates a shirt with his face on the front and the words "reginald club" written on it.]] / Reginald: Maybe I should get him something for me... he's a good friend, he'd like to see me happy.
[[Reginald and the store are shown in silhouette, question marks above his head as he holds up a different item in each hand.]] / Narrator: And so Reginald deliberated for days on end, struggling to choose the perfect gift, as Beartato's birthday came and went.
Reginald: Problem solved!
{{Heads, a radio-controlled helicopter; tails, that gum that gives you diarrhea.}}
http://nedroid.com/2010/11/birthday-choices/
Here's the highest-rated result from Action Athena (you can see all 16 results in this comic's search engine):
Consider yourself cordially invited to: / Athena's Golden Birthday Barbecue
Athena: NO GIFTS PLZ! Just bring some booze, or something interesting to put on the grill.
WHO: Athena Currier / WHAT: A barbecue / WHEN: Saturday April 23 2011, 7:00pm---whenever / WHY: Because Athena is awesome, because Athena is old, because Athena quit her crappy Uptown barista job...and because the weather is FINALLY nice!
Note: Just because I'm a vegetarian doesn't mean you have to be! MEAT IS ALLOWED.
http://actionathena.com/2011/04/22/golden-birthday-barbecue/
Here's the highest-rated result from Precocious (you can see all 21 results in this comic's search engine):
Precocious Strip #127 - Max's birthday party: a comic featuring comics!
[[#127 - Birthday Shenanigans - Autumn vs Max]]
Max [[opening presents]]: "A comic collection! Thanks, Jacob. I didn't have this one!" / Jacob: "You're welcome!"
Max [[sorting presents; Jacob looks on]]: "Ok, who's next?"
Max: "Let's see... This big one is from Autumn."
Max [[holding present to his ear]]: "It's ticking! Did you get me a clock?" / Jacob: "Uh, anyone want to switch seats?"
{{alt.text: "The gift that keeps on ticking"}} / {{title: "Max's birthday party: a comic featuring comics!"}}
http://precociouscomic.com/comic.php?page=127
Here's the highest-rated result from Questionable Content (you can see all 18 results in this comic's search engine):
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday
[[Hannelore's apt]]
Winslow: Hannelore! Hannelore! Your birthday present is finished! / Hannelore: My birthday present? / Winslow: We've been working on it all week!
Hannelore: Um...what is it? / Pintsize: Watch! / <<BOOP>>
Birthday present: LOGGIN ON TO STRATEGIC DEFENSE NETWORK...LOGIN 'jack_bauer' OK / ACCESSING ICBM COMMAND/CONTROL...ACCESS OK / INFO...TARGETTING OK / UPLOADING LAUNCH CODES...UPLOAD OK / INITIATING LAUNCH SEQENCE IN 5 SECONDS.. / 4...3...2...
<<SMASH!>>
Hannelore: <b><i>What the hell was that?!</b></i> / Winslow: It was only supposed to play the "Happy Birthday" song and display a holographic cake! / Pintsize: Yeah, I was gonna do that, but then I thought "how many people get to avert global thermonuclear war for their birthday?"
{{Number 1087: It's The Thought That Counts}}
http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1087
Here's the highest-rated result from Name Removed (you can see all 16 results in this comic's search engine):
Rabid: Oh gross, trees. / Rabish: Didn't need to see that.
Space Frog: HA HA FOOLED YOU ABOUT TREES / Rabid: Oh! You found us!!
Space Frog: HEY LOOKS LIKE PARTY SUPPLIES / Rabid: This is what parks ranger supplies always look like.
Space Frog: OH WHAT A COINCIDENCE I AM BEING INVITED BACK TO THE RANGER STATION ON MY BIRTHDAY
Space Frog: HELLO I AM GOING TO CUT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE WITH THIS KNIFE I FOUND JUST OUTSIDE
Space Frog: IT IS BUFFET LUNCH EVERY LUNCHTIME THIS FRAME JOB WAS THE BEST PRESENT I EVER GOT / Rabish: Glad you liked it!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/520/
Here's the highest-rated result from Cat and Girl (you can see all 13 results in this comic's search engine):
[[Girl wears a party hat and Cat holds a present.]] / Girl: We celebrate birthdays for the new opportunities they give is.
Girl: Like "Happy eighteenth birthday, now you can chew tobacco and join the military without your parents' permission!"
Girl: "Happy twelfth birthday, welcome to the adult menu."
Girl: But we should also celebrate the opportunities we lose.
Girl: "Now that you are two: Goodbye Sudden Infant Death Syndrome!
Girl: Or "Happy Twenty-fifth birthday, if you're not schizophrenic yet you probably won't be!"
Girl: "And you'll never be a prodigy."
[[Girl is sad.]]
[[Cat blows a noisemaker and holds his present out to Girl.]] / <<phweeeeeeeeeeeet>>
http://catandgirl.com/?p=980
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