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I know you're mad, but focus! We're waiting for a lead, and the crisis phone could-- / RING! / Crisis phone! I'll get it!
...ring any second now / RING! RING! / Hold that thought! / Whoosh!
Eeeeeeeeeeee! / What the... ?
I heard you scream. Is it another giant zombie attack? / Nope. But that's one telemarketer that won't be calling back any time soon!
http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-25
Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!
Sarah and Seth seem nice. I'm glad Seth won't be in the wheelchair long. / That Sarah's got serious gazongas! / Yeah! Uh... I mean, does she? . I, um... hadn't noticed.
I still feel bad that it took us so long to stop Turkzilla, but that monster brought them together. / So you're saying every zombie has a silver lining?
*chuckle* I guess so. And if nothing else, surviving something like that should help them appreciate how boring this neighborhood can be. / kiiiit... / kiiiiiit... / brains... I mean, kiiiiiit...
http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-10
Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!
Blue: See? Zombie pieces everywhere! I told you Kit could handle it. / [[off-screen]] Crash: Holy crap! / Sarah: What is it?
[[off-screen]] Blue: Woah! A wormhole! Also known as an Einstein-Rosen Bridge! It's a theoretical object that connects two disparate points in space-time, perhaps even linking completely different universes together!
Sarah: How in the world do you know all that? / Blue: Don't you guys ever watch the Sci-Fi channel?
http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-25
Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!
Kit: Pink Ninja is in the house! Justice is cute, an' all your zombie ass are belong to me! / [[off-screen]] Unknown: You know, it is so difficult to take you seriously with a battle cry like that.
Kit: YOU? It -- It can't be! / [[off-screen]] Unknown: Oh, but IS me, Kit. You and I have a lot of catching up to do before you join your little friend.
[[Blue, Crash, & Sarah stand at the base of a twisting path leading to a gloomy castle.]] / Blue: It's a whole other world... / Crash: Remember when I said I wasn't worried? / Sarah: Yeah. / Crash: I take it back.
http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-26
Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!
Melvin: It started four years ago. I was chasing a necromancer and finally found his realm -- this one.
Melvin: And then I realized it had been a trap. The portal I came through lets undead go in and out, but living flesh can only enter. I had to adopt the techniques of my enemy to survive.
Melvin: When I discovered his plan with the giant zombie turkey, though, I had my minion sneak in and attach a note with directions to the portal you used to reach me, and -- / [[off-screen]] Unknown: Melvin, uh... What note? / Melvin: Do you mind? I'm trying to narrate here.
http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-03-02
Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!
Crash: There was no note, though. We just followed the zombies that kidnapped Seth. / Melvin: You mean rescued. When Kit didn't respond to my note I assumed she was being held captive, so I sent the zombies to bring back anyone they found tied up anywhere near the giant zombie turkey remains....
Melvin: When Seth got here he was all tied up and wearing some sort of sailor outfit. / Sarah: Um... Actually I was the one who tied up Seth...
[[Blue, Crash, and Kit give amused looks at Seth and Sarah, while Sarah looks embarrassed.]] / Seth: Oh, c'mon! Like you guys have never played "Naughty Cabin Boy?"
http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-03-03
Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!
We already know from personal experience that alternate universes -- often wrongly referred to as dimensions -- exist, and that it's possible to travel between them. We also know that the giant zombie turkey, Turkzilla, was from one of them. / Theoretically speaking, if you had time to sort through, you could find almost any kind of universe imaginable. / Another thing we know is that Kit inherited some kind of mystical powers.
All this, plus the fact that you guys, while not exact copies, are very similar to characters from Kit's favorite T.V. show, leads me to speculate that she somehow used Turkzilla's wishbone to seek out the universe of her dreams and trade you places.
"Of course, since this is Kit we're talking about, there's no telling what else might be out there." / Your Starschmuck is a girl! / Yeah, and she can kick your Starschmuck's ass all over! / Gentlemen! Perhaps we can help mediate a peaceful resolution to this conflict. After all, the hallmark of -- / Hey, didn't you guys get cancelled back in the sixties? / *sigh* Everybody keeps bringing that up.
http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-27
Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!
This week's Friday Extra -- All About Sarah
Doctor Sarah M'Bonoto has turned into one of the most popular characters in the strip. Gee-- I wonder why...
Sarah first appeared standing in line behind Seth at Bestwaymart in the January 6, 2005 strip, but did not return or get a speaking role until February 8th, when she and Seth moved in next door to our heroes.
With Sarah and Seth, we wanted an incongruous mix -- the nerdy, snarky inventor type with the totally hot bombshell babe. You know those couples you look at and say to yourself, "How did a geek like that end up with such a total hottie?" That was the idea here.
To complete the effect, of course, we wanted to give her not just beauty, but brains, as well. (While a great face and body are nice, as Cat says, "Sexy is between the ears.")
Of course, as much as we studiously avoid anything to do with realism here (Come on-- this is a comic about talking anthropomorphic animal superheroes who fight giant zombie turkeys -- If you expect realism here you're definitely at the wrong drive-through), I am somewhat obsessive about internal consistency, so I can't write in a character without giving her some backstory.
And now you get to read Sarah's backstory. Isn't this kind of like being cornered at a convention and forced to listen to some unshowered guy who lives in his mother's basement talk about his 47th level vampiric plumber who also happens to be half-dragon and own his own galaxy?
Sarah had a love-hate relationship with her looks growing up. She loved looking good, but hated that most people couldn't seem to see past her appearance. She developed her intellect partly as a way to prove there was more to her than people assumed.
This didn't prevent her from taking advantage of her looks, however. She actually worked her way through med school as a swimsuit model, and learned to enjoy putting the men and women who made assumptions about her in their places.
Having grown up with four brothers, Sarah had been something of a tomboy. She learned to hunt (but didn't like it), fish, and hold her own in rough-housing at an early age. This upbringing helped when she discovered martial arts in her freshman year at university.
Most of those who had been initially interested in Sarah ended up getting scared off. They weren't expecting brains and the ability to kick their asses to be wrapped up in a package like this.
When Sarah and Seth became neighbors, Sarah finally met someone more interested in her intellect than her cleavage, and who wasn't threatened by her. The two shared many late-night conversations about literature, cinema, science, politics, and philosophy.
When they thought there were about to die during the Turkzilla attack, both confessed to deeper feelings and moved in together before Seth had even recovered from his turkey-inflicted injuries.
http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-01-27
Sorry about my reaction, but I think it's understandable that I'm a little high-strung right now. I mean, you and Blue and Crash are great friends and all, but since we met you I've been...
Almost killed by turkzilla...
Kidnapped by zombies and taken to an alternate earth...
Abducted by aliens...
And then we had to fight off a giant frog invasion. It's just a little-- / I think I know what you're getting at, seth, and I understand...
But you don't hafta thank us. We love sharing the fun!
http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-08-28
Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!
Blue: You've been moping around since we got back, Kit. What's wrong? We replaced the Funstation already, and insurance is gonna take care of the other stuff. / Kit: Well... I just don't feel like I'm doing enough for the team. I mean, I know you guys love me, but I feel like dead weight.
Blue: Are you kidding? You saved the day on this last job. You got us through the zombies, and then when Tom tried to steal the car you stopped him cold! You were freaking awesome!
Kit: That's just it... It was a total accident the way I stopped him. I screwed up and just got lucky is all.
http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-04-27
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