[[Inside the pirate ship Maugris, Abraxas, and some zombie pirates are facing off against the usurpers of Necronomicorp (played here by Chainy and Gringeldt).]]
/ Abraxas: ZOMBIE SPACE PIRATES ATTACK!
/ Slightly Disabled Zombie Space Pirates: GRAAAAGH! MRRRRH!
[[Gringeldt has pulled out a Big Fucking Gun and is shooting the zombies.]]
/ <<BFG!>>
[[Chainy, carrying The Chair, and Abraxus, still looking like Coeila, have arrived behind Gringeldt.]]
/ Chainy: The Chair is mine! Gringeldt, make sure we aren't troubled by any more undead nuisances.
/ Gringeldt: Yes sir!
/ <<CRASH!>>
[[A huge zombie killer whale with bone legs has arrived behind everyone!]]
/ Zombie Whale: GRAAAAAAAGH!
/ Other People: WHAT THE FRELL IS THAT?
[[The zombie whale barfs up Zeke the Christmas ghoul and a zombified Mendelev in a shower of blood.]]
/ <<PTOO>>
[[Zeke has grabbed the chair from Chainy with some sort of beam of magical force from a third eye on his forehead. Is that Ereshkigal's eye?]]
/ Chainy: The Xmas Ghoul? What are you doing here?
/ Zeke: Pharmathrax sent me to repossess your furniture, and these two chaps were kind enough to give me a lift through the cold vacuum of space, after I helped them into undeath. This skull guy is good at steering.
/ Zombie Mendelev: I herd the whale of the banshee.
Zombie Player Tip 86
/ Don't shy away from low-hanging fruit.
/ Trauma centers often have a selection of pre-cracked skulls.
/ Zombie Player Tip 235
/ With their helmets and high speed, cyclists look hard to get.
/ But a well-placed stick in the spokes will solve both problems.
/ Zombie Player Tip 42
/ You never know when opportunity might strike.
/ So keep a surgical saw and chloroform on you at all times.
/ Zombie Player Tip 747
/ Get a job as a hairdresser.
/ Easy cranial access and sharp instruments? Score!
/ (More zombie player tips available at fastzombieseduction.com)
[[Man with wound on head, covered with blood - dressed as zombie]]
/ Jennie: Hey Mark!
/ Mark: ghhnnuu
[[Jennie hugging zombie Mark]]
/ Jennie: GREAT zombie cos- OW EW
/ Mark: mgrphpnnnh
[[Zombie slumps, pushed away by Jennie]]
/ Jennie: Eew!
/ Now my ear's gonna be all bloody for my panel discussion
/ Off
/ Mark: nghhunruuuhuh
Jennie: Bad Zombie!
/ Nervous man with glasses: "Take the kids to see Superman" she says
/ Child in man's arms: Brains
/ [[man with two children in arms moving away quickly]]
Blackboard: If you're in the Halloween Spirit and want a political costume with a different twist, may we suggest: A Zombie Revolutionary. "What do we want?" " BRAAAIIIINNNS." When do we want them?" BRAAAIIIINNNS."
/ Pose: Dante to the left of blackboard doing a zombie impression
/ File Under: Halloween, Politics, Zombies
Zombie: Hurrrr...
Doctor: Well, our tests show that you are most definately a zombie. Zombie: BRAAAINS
Doctor: You're right. It could be tuberculosis. I'll do another check.
Man: There's a gaggle of flesh-eating zombie hoboes on my hoverpad!
/ Zombie 1: Brains!
/ Zombie 2: Brains!
/ Zombie 3: Brains!
Man: Say! The leading spray isn't working and the zombie hobo hotel doesn't attract all of them. Headshots are so messy! Is there nothing that will work?
Salesman: Next time try Zombicide.420! The new formula is even effective on zombies with chromosome 12 mutation.
Man: Zombicide.420 kills 80% more zombies that the leading brand! Thank you Zombicide.420!
Header: Great Practical Joke #342:
/ Get millions of horror movie nerds to watch a romantic comedy
Woman: "Steve! I know you're a zombie, but I also know deep down, you remember me your high school sweetheart...don't you?" Zombie: "Wait, wait...you're right. Sorry about trying to eat you. We should date." Zombie: "I mean, we're both brilliant accountants-"
/ Woman: "Who've never been able to-"
/ Zombie and Woman: "Account for love."
[ Three nerds in the movie theater audience look horrified ]
Melinda: Back, zombie! I'm too pretty yet to die a virgin!
[No text in panel 2]
Melinda: Oh great, you got zombie brains on my dress. That'll never come out.
Vampire Boy: HI THERE ZOMBIE BOY!
/ Zombie Boy: HI THERE VAMPIRE BOY! ... WHAT'S GOING ON?
Vampire Boy: I WAS SITTING IN WOLFBOY'S SEAT AND NOW I'M ALL ITCHY! Zombie Boy: WELL HE'S GOT LICE, YOU KNOW. HEY, THIS IS LIKE THAT BEATLES SONG!
/ Vampire Boy: HUH?! Zombie Boy: "ONCE YOU'RE IN HIS ARMCHAIR YOU CAN FEEL HIS DISEASE"
/ Vampire Boy: "UH... THAT'S NOT..."
