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Here's the highest-rated result from Zarla (you can see all 8 results in this comic's search engine):
Zarla - Monday, August 11, 2003 - It's my birthday ::dance::
Johnny C.: Congratulations, you're one day closer to death! / Edgar Vargas: ... / Zarla: Happy birthday ta me!
http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030811.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Antics (you can see all 5 results in this comic's search engine):
047 - the boy who cried happy bday
Happy birthday, man! / No way am I falling for this a third time!
What is it, another hilarious box of jumping scorpions? / no, i just-
Or the old "cake full of acid" gag? I still can't sleep without a ventilator, you know.
HERE is what I think of your present, you AWFUL person!
STOMP STOMP STOMP
KITTY CHOW
alt: Remember the time that I smothered our pal Frederick with a pillow for a birthday prank? Haha, I miss that guy
comment: never EVER give someone an animal for a gift / you never know when they might throw your gift off a bridge for no reason / and YOU will be responsible for it. YOU.
TAGS: happy birthday bday box wrap present airhole cat kitten kitty chow bag food rubbish trash can stomp stamp crush squash
http://anticscomic.com/?p=198
Here's the highest-rated result from The Adventures of Lil' Gardner & Robot Jesus (you can search just this comic):
The Adventures of Lil' Gardner & Robot Jesus: Happy Birthday Pt. 2
Robot Jesus: What the hell is that? / Lil' Gardner: What? / Robot Jesus: That thing on your chin. / Lil' Gardner: I don't know what you're--
Robot Jesus: Why do you have a soul patch?
Lil' Gardner: I don't actually have one. I just thought I'd test it out in cartoon form first. What do you think?
Robot Jesus: I think someone's going to have a lonely thirty-first birthday, is what I think. / Lil' Gardner: I'm only twenty-five. / Robot Jesus: Whatever, baldy.
http://gardnerlinn.com/lilgardner/2004/07/08/happy-birthday-pt-2/
Here's the highest-rated result from The Heights (you can search just this comic):
Darren: Oh snap, Moe, we're a couple of serious shits. Francis' birthday was last week and we ain't get him nothin. What the hell we gonna do? / Moe: Damn...
Moe: Well you know Randy's gonna give us hell if we get him them Family Dollar action figures like last year. All dressed up in regular-ass uniforms like paramedic and policeman and gas station attendant.
Darren: I got it! Francis loves the circus right? So we can get all those tools out the garage and build a circus in here for him. / Moe: HELL YEAH!!! / {Moe and Darren high-five}
Later.... / Darren [from out of panel]: Hey Francis, we got a surprise for you in the living room. / Francis [running through the kitchen]: I'm on my way!
Moe and Darren have turned the living room into the freakshow of the circus with Francis as the main attraction. One poster reads "Francis! The incredible Boy Without Friends". Another reads "Nature's greatest insult to the human eye." Moe and Darren are pointing at him looking accomplished while Francis just looks sad.
http://theheightscomic.com/2008/03/04/happy-birthday-francis/
Here's the highest-rated result from Cowbirds in Love (you can see all 7 results in this comic's search engine):
[[A tough-looking heart is holding a sword]] / Narrator: The number one cause of death in the U.S. is heart attack / Narrator: This is when the heart doesn't get enough blood / Narrator: This is a bit embarrassing for America but it is totally embarrassing for the human body, because the heart gets twice as much blood as any other organ. / Narrator: Nice going, body.
[[Woman hooked up to EKG machine]] / Narrator: Supposedly the electrical depolarizations from your heart travel across your skin and you can measure them. / Narrator: That's what an EKG is / Narrator: WHAAAAT? / Narrator: Supposedly that's what an EKG is / Narrator: But I am pretty sure it is magic.
[[Three body builders: Most Strong (lifting a weight, happy), Most Buff (looking buff, happy), The Worst (fat, sad)]] / Narrator: The heart is a muscle, but body builders don't care if you have a really big one
{{Mouseover: And that's what I learned from medical school.}} / {{Bottom: Happy birthday to Greg, whose birthday was yesterday, to Sandhya, whose birthday is today. Only one of you reads the comic but only one of you is my little sister, so it was kind of hard to decide which one of you gets the birthday shoutout. }}
http://cowbirdsinlove.com/362
Here's the highest-rated result from The Ego And The Squid (you can see all 6 results in this comic's search engine):
The Ego and the Squid - Birthday '09
Title: Birthday '09 / Caption: It's my birthday, gang.
Squid: Hey hey. Happy birthday.
Chris: Thanks.
http://doctorsquid.com/index.php?index=797&type_id=1
Here's the highest-rated result from Hooray For Pandas (you can see all 3 results in this comic's search engine):
Costco = Toilet Paper Fiesta!
http://hoorayforpandas.com/archives/200806/05-tpfort.gif
Here's the highest-rated result from Ask Dr. Eldritch (you can see all 7 results in this comic's search engine):
{{Comic 521}} {{Presents}}
[[Kari Proctor and Dr. Eldritch just inside the front door]] / Kari: You bought more clothes. And I should be excited because...? / Eldritch: Because they're not for me. Happy Birthday! / Kari: It's not even CLOSE to... / Eldritch: Whatever. They're a birthday present.
Kari: For this year? Or the one you missed last year? / Eldritch: The point is, I thought you could use some proper apprentice clothing. / Kari: Well, this outfit is falling apart. I don't know how many times I've resewn the seams. / Eldritch: And you haven't been wearing the t-shirts I gave you.
Kari: it's not that I DIDN'T want to tell people that I'd rather be blasting zombies. It's that I got tired of guys using it as an excuse to stare at my chest. / Eldritch: I don't wear my shorts that say "Hot Stuff" across the seat for the same reason.
Kari: Well, thank you. / Eldritch: For the new clothes, or the shorts? / Kari: Let's not get hung up on specifics.
{{Seriously, you shouldn't have to tell people you're Hot Stuff.}} / {{Appearnces:}} {{Kari Proctor}} {{Dr. Eldritch}}
http://askdreldritch.com/comic521.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Ugly Hill (you can see all 6 results in this comic's search engine):
You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, December 31, 2007
[[SLUG and ELI are at a pizza place, celebrating ELI's birthday.]] / SNUG: Nobody should look that sad with a pointy hat on. Have some more pizza. / ELI: Is this all there is?
SNUG: WAITER! More grease wedges for the birthday boy! / ELI: No no, I mean to LIFE. I'm almost 30 YEARS OLD, and how have I spent my time? I'm such a WASTE.
SNUG: Oh, come on! It was YOUR idea to bring our own music to the pizza place.
ELI (offpanel): Yeah, but you can only watch an animatronic teddy bear band play death metal so many times before it loses its zing. / SNUG (offpanel): I DISAGREE. / [[ONpanel, a child flees in terror from the rockin' animatronic band.]]
http://uglyhill.com/d/20071231.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Up to my Nipples (you can see all 3 results in this comic's search engine):
[[Smoodge wearing birthday hat]] / Stan: Happy birthday! / Mo: It's not my birthday. / Stan: Happy birthday to me! / Mo: It's not yours either.
Mo: You had that a few months ago. / Stan: Six months [[italics]]exactly[[italics]]. Which means today I turn twenty and a half. / Mo: And you expect another party? / Stan: Listen. I live forty, fifty years tops. We've got to squeeze in two a year just to keep things fair.
[[Stan walking away]] / Stan: Or we can do it the hippo way. Just say the word. / Mo: What word? / Stan: Girthdays. / Stan: A party every ten pounds; your gangly ass'll never see its sweets sixteen.
[[Close-up of smoodge shoving a party hat towards the viewer]] / Stan: Now shut up, put on this festive hat, and grab a piece cake. Tonight we paint the town red. / Stan: With a little luck and a lotta cake, tomorrow we [italics]all[italics] celebrate girthdays.
http://uptomynipples.com/view.php?comic=53
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