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Poopmonster: I'm gettin' old, Jeffrey. This ol' Poopmonster's Earthly lease is gonna run out sooner than later. / Jeffrey: Don't be sad, Poopmonster! I have a birthday song just for you!
Jeffrey: [[sings]] Well this is one less birthday you'll have to endure/before the doctor tells you there isn't a cure
Jeffrey: [[sings]]You're gonna rot in the ground after your body is found so have a happy birthdaaay - there isn't a God! / Poopmonster: Drum solo!
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060110.html
Weedmaster P: Hey cock ass my birthday is today / Jeffery: Man, you're talkin' to the wrong dude if you're lookin' for somebody who remembers birthdays.
Weedmaster P: Well what are you doing that isn't remembering my birthday / Jeffery: I'm trying to leech money off this Flying Spaghetti Monster thing.
Jeffery: Isn't it adorable? / [[Shot of Jeffery's computer screen with a picture of Calvin peeing on the Flying Spaghetti Monster Jesus Fish]]
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050823.html
{{Title Text: It Is My Birthday Again}} / {{Rollover Text: A Good Rapper Always Loves His Mother}}
Another year passes and once again I face a terrible truth... / Jeffrey (thinking): I will never be a famous rapper.
I've got the rhymes but my style is wack / Jeffrey: My name is Jeffresy and I'm here to say I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way
Weedmaster P: HA HA YOU'RE EVEN OLDER AND YOU STILL AIN'T A RAPPER / Jeffrey: But I love my Mom! I may never be a famous rapper but I love my Mom. / Weedmaster P: LOAN ME FIVE DOLLARS
Jeffrey: Yo I'm J-Ro and I love my Mom I live in Massachusetts and I got a dot com I think I'm pretty happy most of the time I'm nice to everyone and don't commit no crimes
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060522.html
Jeffrey: Hey J.C. How's it goin' / J.C.: I'm bumed, Jeffrey. My birthday's coming up in a couple days and everybody's acting like jerks again. / Jeffrey: How old you gonna be? / J.C.: Two-thousand something. I lost track.
J.C.: Anyway, all I want for my birthday is for everybody to just act chill and be _nice_ for one day. Just one day. Be cool. / Jeffrey: Two thousand?
J.C.: But everybody's all stressed out and drinking too much and yelling at store workers and - / Jeffrey: So what are you, like a vampire? / J.C.: More like a Highlander, except I'm a ghost, too. / Jeffrey: Wow.
{{tag: This is because everybody is accidentally celebrating Mithras' birthday on Saturnalia}} / {{roll-over text: Like a Highlander Wolfman Space Zombie Shepherd who has every dog that ever died.}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081221.html
Birthday Card by Brian Carroll
[[Drawn by Brian Carroll. Jeffrey and Tallahassee eat Macatacahodo 360s atop a giant cake inspired by/covered in hot dogs, tacos, and macaroni; Jeffrey, Tallahasse, and most of the upright hot dogs have lit candles stuck in the top of them]] / Caption: MACA - TACA - HODO - CAKE-SHAPED-DELIGHT
{{Alt-text: it's technically not dirty.}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100526.html
Happy birthday, Spicer. I didn't know what to get you because, well, I've never been to a birthday party for a horse before. / I'll open it for you.
It's a Gameboy DS! It's got wireless crappability and a little touchy screen so you can draw pictures of horse dongs!
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060529.html
[[ Jeffrey is lying in a hammock with Joanna on his chest. They are both wearing conical red hats. Weedmaster P stands nearby. ]] / Weedmaster P: HA HA IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN ASS-BACK THAT MEANS YOU OWE ME FIVE DOLLARS / Jeffrey: Just take it out of that can next to the toilet that says "Wisdom Tooth Extraction Fund."
Jeffrey: I know your birthday is supposed to be all fun but all it does is remind me I'm a dying fish-monkey that's stuck to a violent spaceball who got squirted out of a drunk man.
[[ Jeffrey is wearing his cowboy hat, a guitar slung over his shoulders. Joanna lays on her side atop a keyboard. Music is in the air... ]] / Jeffrey: All right stop! Collaborate and listen / It's my birthday make the genitals glisten / Will it ever stop? Yo, I think verily / When everything returns to a tiny singularity / Or a black hole, or we're all in the Matrix / Yo it's my birthday get a stripper not another dominatrix - Impeach Bush! / Jeffrey: Thank you Japan!
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070522.html
Jeffrey: You can't just roll over and let a bunch of dick-actin' jerks ruin your birthday, J.C.! You gotta take it back! / J.C.: It's no use Jeffrey. It's no dang use at all.
Jeffrey: Bullcrap! Did the devil let a bunch of Christians ruin _his_ birthday? No way! We still celebrate Halloween the way we always did -- by dressin' up like sexy mummies ad trashin' houses that don't give us stuff that's bad for us!
J.C.: That's a good point. I can't let the Devil show me up. / Jeffrey: Did the White people let the Indians ruin Thanksgiving for them by being driven to the precipice of extinction? No way! / J.C.: Let's stick with the Devil thing.
{{tag: Jesus is like "Whoa, yeah man I'm sorry I let that happen"}} / {{roll-over text: WWJDOHB: What Would Jesus Do On _His_ Birthday}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081223.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: Birthdays were the Worst Days
Jeffrey: Joanna, I just noticed that I don't even know when your birthday is!
Jeffrey: Holy cow! You mean you've just always been? / Joanna: [[Infinity]]
Jeffrey: Hey guys, I was wrong! We don't have to get Joanna nothin' for her birthday cause she wudn't even born! / Joanna: [[Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, 9/11]]
That's why there's not a holiday for god
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100624.html
OVERCOMPENSATING: Birthdays were the Worst Days
Jeffrey: Joanna, I just noticed that I don't even know when your birthday is!
Jeffrey: Holy cow! You mean you've just always been? / Joanna: [[Infinity]]
Jeffrey: Hey guys, I was wrong! We don't have to get Joanna nothin' for her birthday cause she wudn't even born! / Joanna: [[Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, 9/11]]
That's why there's not a holiday for god
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100624.html
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