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Here's the highest-rated result from Lead Paint Comics (you can search just this comic):
[Colin and Avery are hanging out on the boardwalk, and become annoyed with a passing child.]
Hey Avery, is it normal to want to kick a child pretty much as hard as you can?
It is when the Mom's eyes are too far apart like that. / Man, I bet that kid would fly like a nerf football.
Lead Paint Comics. Colin. Avery. Beach. Skritch. Boogers. Nose picking. Nose-picking. Booger. Mom. Moms. Violence.
"The mother trudges along, thinking angry thoughts of ritalin baked into birthday cakes and soccer games skipped to catch up on Danielle Steele."
http://leadpaintcomics.com/2009/06/15/a-shore-thing/
Here's the highest-rated result from Chef d'oeuvre (you can search just this comic):
Vu: Hey look, facebook say's that today is nicole's birthday / Dan: Hmm, good call. I love facebook.
Vu: Let's see...a wall posting...a personal anecdote, a smiley, and finish it off by throwing in a free gift. Nice, that saves like 20 bucks and takes no effort :D
Nicole: Hey geniuses, I'm sitting right here. I can hear you scheming in there! / Vu: Shh, I'm on the Internet. You're not suppose to be able to hear me. I'm like a sneaky ninja!
Nicole: All I know is, I better be getting a present! / Vu: Sorry, complaints will have to be filed in the form of wall posts. Maybe you should try a more personal medium. Phone? / Nicole: I was thinking more along the lines of a kick in the crotch....
http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_1.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Not Enough BBQ (you can search just this comic):
[Eva is handing Berk a wrapped gift.] / Eva: Happy birthday, Berk! / Berk: Thanks! What is it? / Eva: It's a giant chocolate bar! (That is the size of a PSP game.)
[Danny hands Berk a gift as well.] / Danny: I gotchu a chocolate bar too! / Berk: Thanks!
Eva: Omigod! What if... we got him the same "chocolate bar?" / Danny: Uh oh... wait, wait, let me see your receipt.
Danny: Did you get Nestle or Hershey's? / Eva: Oh, I... wasn't actually talking... Nevermind. / Berk: Cool! Crisis Core and Hershey's! Thanks, guys!
http://notenoughbbq.com/24/index.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Hejibits (you can search just this comic):
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES CAMERON / 6
Disney MAD LIBS / NOW WITH POCAHONTAS!
49 YEARS LATER
JAMES CAMERON'S / AVATAR
Description: / DON'T MIND ME JUST BEING 9 MONTHS LATE TO THE PUNCH / My comic-making process is that I have a big list of comic ideas (good and sub-par) varying in easy-to-make-ness. I procrastinated until Saturday (and watched Inception, which took out like 3 hours of my night) and had an extra long work shift Sunday, so I made this one! I also wanted to get it out of the way because it's already old as hell of a concept as is. / I also hate the Na'vi design to an inhuman extent, in case you hadn't noticed.
Tags: / movies
http://hejibits.com/comics/misc-comics/originality/
Here's the highest-rated result from Treading Ground (you can search just this comic):
{{20100607}} / {{3.19 - "IT'LL BE FINE"}}
[Nate's Apartment] / [Rose, Nate and Steve are playing Rock Band]] / Rose:"IF IT'S COOL WITH YOU GUYS, I MIGHT BE SPENDING A GOOD BIT OF TIME AROUND HERE FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. / Steve: THIS IS UNUSUAL HOW?
Rose: I', TRYING TO DODGE MY MOM. MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP, AND SHE;S GOT THIS WHOLE "PARTY" IDEA. I'D RATHER NOT SUBJECT ANY POOR, UNSUSPECTING ACQUAINTANCES TO THAT HOUSE / Nate: YOU COULD JUST INVITE PEOPLE YOU *DON'T* LIKE.
Rose: SHE SAYS SHE'S GOING TO CLEAN, BUT FOR HER THAT MEANS THROWING THE CLOTHES INTO A CORNER AND SWEEPING THE CAT SHIT UNDER THE COUCH. / Nate: WHAT IS SHE PLANNING TO DO WITH THE BEER CANS? THROW A SHEET OVER THEM AND CALL IT THE WORLD'S MOST UNCOMFORTABLE BEAN BAG CHAIR?
http://treadingground.comicgenesis.com/d/20100607.html
Here's the highest-rated result from The Suburban Jungle (you can search just this comic):
The Suburban Jungle, Starring Tiffany Tiger - Archives
[[Statue of Ramses]] / [[Look on my works ye mighty and dispair]]
Wensley: What the heck--?
Wensley: Ramses, why is there a statue of you here? / Ramses: It's a present from a friend of mine from college.
Wensley: A life-size statue of yourself? / Ramses: Here's the card...
Ramses: "Dear Ramses: Happy birthday! What do you want to do tonight? Narf! Your old friend, Gregorio the Magnificent." / Wensley: "Gregorio the Magnificent?"
Ramses: Has a very surreal sense of humor, that Gregorio. / Wensley: Y'know Ramses, sometimes I feel like I really don't know you at all.
http://suburbanjungle.com/d/20000817.html
Here's the highest-rated result from I Was a Prep School Punk (you can search just this comic):
Panel 1. Mrs. Fuchs confronts her daughter while Danny plays DDR. / MRS. FUCHS: Danny, I know you're getting high! I found your lighter! / DANNY: Mom, that's your lighter.
Panel 2. Mrs. Fuchs then holds up a bundle of incence. / MRS. FUCHS: What about these Mary-sticks? / DANNY: I don't know who Mary is, but that's the incence you bought me for Christmas.
Panel 3. Mrs. Fuchs refuses to give up. / MRS. FUCHS: Well, why does your shirt smell like beer? / DANNY: Because you spilled it on me on my birthday.
Panel 4. Mrs. Fuchs grows irate, as does her daughter. / MRS. FUCHS: Well, what's with all the candles? / DANNY: They're for my Satanic activities. Now, if you don't mind, I'm playing DDR.
http://preppunk.smackjeeves.com/comics/15060/
Here's the highest-rated result from Rooms (you can search just this comic):
http://rooms.wurmz.net/index.php?date=050221
[[Outside. An old man (Psycham Father) stands.]] / Caption: Psycham Town - 1350 CE. / Psycham Father: On this day, I will pass the family legacy onto you. It has been handed down through the generations. From eldest son, to eldest son.
Psycham Father: Today, my son, you have reached manhood. And thus, I pass this unto you.
[[Psycham Father is holding a chalice.]] / Psycham Father: The Chalice of Foreboding Doom!
[[Psycham Father's son, Reginald, looks annoyed]] / Reginald Psycham: Oh, great. So Jimmy gets a new sword for his birthday present and I get some cruddy old cup. / Psycham Father: Hey! It's not just any 'cruddy old cup'. It's a cruddy old cup of Foreboding doom!
Here's the highest-rated result from El Goonish Shive (you can search just this comic):
There's a Secret Within the Last Panel...
[[On panel: Grace as seen in the previous comic]] / [[Narrator: Just WHO is this young woman? She claims to be named Grace, and for some reason wants some sort of help from Tedd as a result of his goo exploits.]]
[[On panel: Tedd's father, Mr. Verres, as seen in the previous comic]] / [[Narrator: And who is this? Why, Tedd's father! He seems to believe that Grace is someone named "Shade Tail". But how would he know her? Could it be that they both go to the same barber, or could it be something more sinister?]]
[[On panel: a lot of small faces]] / [[Narrator: And why? Why this stupid recap? Everyone who read the comic yesterday knows all this already! BAH! The author thinks he can be lazy just because it's his birthday, that's what it is! Stupid piece of-- wait, I AM the author. DAMMIT! Um... all hail the author named Dan?]]
http://egscomics.com/d/20020218.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Sore Thumbs (you can search just this comic):
SORE THUMBS * Mon-Wed-Fri * Insane Political Gaming Manga-Type Comics by Owen Gieni and Chris Crosby
Pierce: We're here! What's the plan, boss?
Fairbanks: I suppose we should try non-violent trickery before resorting to a bloodbath, so I'll go up to the front gate and offer the guard a free pizza if he'll let me in. / Pierce: That's classic!
Fairbanks: And if that doesn't work, I'll punch his lights out with the solid gold fist given to me by my father on the occasion of my thirteenth birthday!
Fairbanks: Get in, Roh-Ohb! This box needs to look like it has heft to it! / Rob: Okay, but my name's Rob!
Fairbanks: Greetings, sir! To show appreciation for the great job you're doing, we're offering you this free pizza! May I come inside? / Guard: What kind of pizza is it?
Fairbanks: Um... meatball pizza. / Guard: I like cheeseburger pizza. But I guess I'll settle for--
Fairbanks: WRONG ANSWER! / [[Fairbanks uses the gold fist to punch the guard's lights out.]]
http://sorethumbsonline.com/d/20050506.html
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