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Weedmaster P: Happy 9/11 day assbags I made you a patriot cake / Weedmaster P: Blow the candles out / Jeffrey: 9/11?! Holy crud, it's my sister Mashley's 18th birthday!
[[Jeffrey flies a car through the air wearing a Speed Racer helmet]]
Jeffrey: Mashley I'm sorry I couldn't visit you for real on your birthday and tried to make up for it by makin' a cartoon pretendin' like I did. / Mashley: It's okay Jeffrey.
Jeffrey (thinking): Oh my God! Weedmaster P totally had his junk hid inside that 9/11 cake!
{{Tagline: Leave it to Weedmaster P to try to pull a fast one with a patriot cake}} / {{Title text: Mashley I'm sorry I made a junk joke in your Birthday comic.}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080911.html
Weedmaster P: Happy 9/11 day assbags I made you a patriot cake / Weedmaster P: Blow the candles out / Jeffrey: 9/11?! Holy crud, it's my sister Mashley's 18th birthday!
[[Jeffrey flies a car through the air wearing a Speed Racer helmet]]
Jeffrey: Mashley I'm sorry I couldn't visit you for real on your birthday and tried to make up for it by makin' a cartoon pretendin' like I did. / Mashley: It's okay Jeffrey.
Jeffrey (thinking): Oh my God! Weedmaster P totally had his junk hid inside that 9/11 cake!
{{Tagline: Leave it to Weedmaster P to try to pull a fast one with a patriot cake}} / {{Title text: Mashley I'm sorry I made a junk joke in your Birthday comic.}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080911.html
[[Jeffrey and Jesus are drinking at a bar]] / Jeffrey: I don't know about you but if everybody celebrated my birthday on the wrong day by giving lead-tainted crap to a bunch of ungrateful brats I'd be pissed.
Jesus: Oh Jeffrey. It doesn't matter when or how people celebrate your birthday - what matters is they do. Besides, I was born before the modern calendar was even invented.
Jeffrey: I don't know, man. Seems to me that a few more generations of this and folks ain't gonna remember what they're even celebratin' at all.
[[Jeffrey stands and pulls on his shirt]] / Jeffrey: Well, I'm drunk enough. G'night, Jesus. / [[Jesus is alone]] / Jesus: Good night.
{{Comment: Panel 6 in which a drunken prostitute is shot multiple times was mercifully omitted.}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071225.html
[[Jeffrey is sitting in a small red car, while Baby holds her pink smartphone]] / Baby: I'm sorry I forgot about your birthday, Jeffrey. / Jeffrey: That's cool, Baby. I kinda didn't want anybody to notice it anyway.
Jeffrey: After a certain point, birthdays feel more like counting down to something instead of counting up. / Baby: Plus I mean if ye ehn't hot a Facebook it ehn't like ye should really expect anybody t' notice yer birthday.
Jeffrey: The nice thing about aging is that as each year passes the world becomes less and less a place you want to live in. / Baby: Huh?
{{caption: My escape pod has no steering wheel}} / {{mouse-over: Birthdays are like push-ups because they are both more terrible to do as each year convulses painfully into the next.}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110531.html
What's wrong with him? / He's got vacatoin madness. Either that or it's his birthday. / must... do... something I... don't enjoy...
So,what do we do? / Just leave him. Eventually something annoying or unpleasant will happen and snap him out of it.
There's NO business like SHOW business like NO business I KNOOOOW / Augh! Wait! WAAAIIT!
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100813.html
[[Jeffrey shirtless]] / Jeffrey (thought bubble): Why does it feel like I'm forgetting something today?
[[weedmaster P & Baby both wearing stylized fireman outfits with american flags on them]] / Weedmaster P: HAPPY SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH DAY DICKBAG / Baby: 1,826 days without a major domestic terrorist attack! / Weedmaster P: NEVER FORGET / {{weedmaster P almost always speaks in all caps}} / Jeffrey: My God! September 11th? It's my sister Mashley's 16th birthday!
[[airport. Jeffrey still shirtless]] / ticket saleswoman: Let me get this straight... you want a last-minute, one-way ticket to <i>Oklahoma City</i> on 9-11 and you're drunk, half-naked and carrying a tube of <i>hair wax</i>? / Jeffrey: This day is very important to my people. I must go.
[[Jeffrey in an orange jumpsuit, being led away by security or police, head downcast.]] / Panel Label: LATER
[[the Rowland homestead in Oklahoma. Mashley speaking to phone.]] / Panel Label: Later, in Oklahoma... / Mashley: Mmm-Yello?
[[prison, phone being held up so Jeffrey can speak into it]] / Jeffrey: Mashley, it's Jeffrey. I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your birthday. I was gonna buy you a car but I made a huge mistake.
[[the Rowland homestead in Oklahoma. Mashley speaking to phone.]] / Mashley: That's okay, Jeffrey! I know you love me and that's all that matters to me.
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060911.html
What a stupid idea to climb a mountain for my birthday...Oh God, a HOWLING BEAR!!
Ah, maybe this was a good idea! I feel like Paris Hilton at a Lamborghini store.
Cruel fate! Done in by my own hubris! Doomed!
And in my final pleasant thought I was comparing myself to Paris Hilton...This better be painful.
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060523.html
jc: Let's just give up, Jeffrey. There's no way for people to be nice -- that's not the way my Dad designed 'em
jeffrey: I guess you're right JC. People are just dicks. Oh well, at least we didn't really try / jc: wait, I've got an idea !
jc: Dad, for my birthday i'd like for all the humans to be nice to each other / god: I CAN'T DO THAT!
jc: Why not, Dad ? It's my one wish ! / god: How am i supposed to form an army of a few million goody two shoeses to fight a 50 billion strong army of bad asses, rock stars and karate experts ?
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081227.html
Jeff: About 90% of what we do is controlled by subconscious things like hormones and glands! / Weedmaster P: There are only two main feelings - scared and horny
Jeff: But how can that be? What of the simple joy of a birthday cake? / Weedmaster P: It is actually a combination of Lack of fear and a full belly means you're more likely to live long enough to screw again / Jeff: I...see.
Jeff: What about something that is both scary AND sexy? / Weedmaster P: I don't know man that doesn't seem possible or necessary / Jeff: What if I can't help it?
{{Vampires are sexy AND scary}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061012.html
[[Jeffrey walks in on Weedmaster P in a haze of pot smoke]] / Jeffrey: Happy Marijuana Day, Weedmaster P! / Weedmaster P: WHOA IS IT 4/20 ALREADY IT WAS JUST GROUNDHOG'S DAY / Weedmaster P: YOU WANNA SMOKE A BOWL
Jeffrey: I better not. 4/20 is also my Dad's birthday, and I get all sad when I think about my Dad because the last time I talked to him he defended his gay-bashing by explaining that the Bible says they should be killed, and then asked me if I was gay. / Weedmaster P: WHAT THE FUCK
[[Jeffrey stares blankly, silent]]
[[Jeffrey reaches out his hand]] / Jeffrey: On second thought, pass that shit.
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110420.html
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