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[[Pi-Con - Enfield, CT]] / Jeffrey: Lucid John, this here's one of them polyamory cons -- that means rude, weird, naked sex all over the place. Follor my lead.
[[Three Long Island Ice Teas later...]]
Jeffrey: Here's a hundred dollars... go see if they'll have sex together and let you watch them.
[[Several moments later...]] / Lucid John: They said yes, but they're insisting you shout at them while they're doing it! / Jeffrey: So they wanna play hardball, eh? / Lucid John: ...Yes.
{{tagline: Sometimes when a man loves a lad and another lady and two men and another lady very much they have a Renaissance Faire}} / {{roll-over text: Happy Birthday everyone!}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090824.html
Weedmaster P: What's the matter butt muggle / Jeffrey: I think J.C. is right. Odds are I'm prob'ly not gonna get to see the end of the world for my birthday, much less in my lifetime.
Weedmaster P: Well it ain't exactly like you'd get to enjoy it / Jeffrey: I know, I know. It's the idea of it, you know. / Weedmaster P: I know
Weedmaster P: Tell you what if the world don't end on May 21 I'll make sure it happens the next day / Jeffrey: How?
[[Image of a sharped-toothed gremlin]] / Weedmaster P: I know a guy
{{caption: At first I thought he was talking about Bin Laden so I told him Bin Laden got killed and he was shocked}} / {{mouse-over: Man would you look at how I lined up the characters to the background in this one? Nice job Rowland. Nice job. (Also thanks Murr)}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110517.html
[[Comic author Warren Ellis walks through a field with his sparrow sidekick]] / Warren Ellis: Come, Sparrow. Today is my birthday and my only wish is to travel to America and have you defecate on the head of Jeffrey Rowland. / Sparrow: Chee-caw!!!
[[Weedmaster P and Jeffrey are walking in front of a warehouse]] / Weedmaster P: IF THE PRESIDENT IS EVER CONVICTED OF WAR CRIMES ALL TAX PAYERS WILL BE ACCOMPLICES / Jeffrey: I'm not doing time for that guy!
[[Bird droppings land on Jeffrey's head]] / <<SPLAT>>
Weedmaster P: WHY ISN'T IT HILARIOUS THAT A BIRD JUST SHAT ALL OVER YOUR HEAD / Jeffrey: Because of BUKKAKE.
{{title text: There is nothing funny about bukkake.}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060216.html
Tallahassee Econolodge: Weedmaster P, I have to go to an important appointment. I'll be back in two hundred minutes.
Weedmaster P: MAN YOU KNOW I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW LONG THAT IS
(Tallahassee meets Jesus at a folksy coffee house)
Jesus Christ: Thanks for coming, Tallahassee.
Tallahassee: No problem, J.C. I --
Jesus: Dad dangit I ordered a chai not a warm cup of soy milk!
Tallahassee: Can't you just fix it with your magics?
Jesus: I didn't die on a cross to just forgive sexually ambiguous co-eds for giving me bad service!
Tallahassee: You kind of did.
Jesus: Oh... right.
Tallahassee: Cut to the chase, J.C. I gotta get back to work so people can get their hilarious, irreverant T-shirts in time for your birthday.
Jesus: Tallahassee, our intelligence has uncovered a plot to assassinate Santa Claus. And only you can stop it.
Tallahassee: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Jesus?
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20061219.html
[[ Baby hands the phone to Jeffrey ]] / Jeffrey: Baby, I think I'm goin' wacko! I keep seein' this tiny man flyin' on a bird outta the corner of my eye. / Baby: Etelphone, Jeffrey. I think it's The Englishman.
[[ The Englishman is speaking on the phone in what appears to be a castle ]] / Jeffrey: Oh God dammit- / The Englishman: Greetings, my American counterpart. I trust your psychotic, ADHD-riddled brain has forgotten today is my birthday?
[[ Jeffrey is talking on the phone; two ninjas huddle nearby ]] / Jeffrey: I ain't forgot. It's just... well, I'm crazy. / The Englishman: I realize this, Jeffrey, so I have enlisted the assistance of some... friends to assist you in delivering your required largess.
Weedmaster P: HEY WHERE'S ALL THE DAMN GROCERIES AT / Baby: Jeffrey, if you got a PDA this wouldn't happen. / Jeffrey: I don't trust the government.
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051020.html
[[ Jeffrey stands in front of a Wal Mart wearing a cowboy and holding a box wrapped in an American flag and yellow ribbon ]] / Jeffrey: Happy birthday, America. I got you a little something.
[[ Jeffrey stands in front of McDonalds wearing a cowboy hat ]] / Jeffrey: Damn right it's empty! I was gonna buy you some stupid old bullshit but you bought it all.
[[ Jeffrey stands in front of Bed Bathy & Beyond wearing a cowboy hat and a Dubya parody "Wussy" t-shirt ]] / Jeffrey: You're 229 years old now and I think it's time you started acting like it. This little "goody two shoes" act is played out.
[[ Jeffrey is battered and bruised, leaning on a crutch, talking with Baby]] / Jeffrey: Man, America's sense of humor sucks. / Baby: Where's your hat, Jeffrey? / Jeffrey: I have to see a specialist.
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050704.html
{{the entire comic is Jeffrey's internal monologue, performed while sitting outside in his underpants}} / Jeffrey: Now that I've had my birthday it's time to do some self-reflectin' and see where I'm at morals-wise.
Jeffrey: I ain't never killed nothin' smarter than a swordfish on purpose... I ain't never stole nothin' that costs more than $500 from an individual or a company with less than 25 employees. I ain't never deliberately assumed the identity of someone sufferin' from a neurological illness.
Jeffrey: And I ain't never exploited nobody's belief in a higher power for the express purpose of sellin' naked pictures of them to the internet.
Jeffrey: Definitely gettin' into Heaven on a technicality if it exists.
{{tagline: I ain't never started a UFO cult for the express purpose of making a professional tennis player commit suicide}} / {{roll-over text: "Only once did I push someone down the stairs so I could take the starring part in a big Las Vegas show.}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090529.html
{{Taking Back Xmas III / Is he being nice because he's nice? Or does it give him tinglies in his nethers? / A man with a pair of jumper cables and a stiffy is what passes for altruiam these days}}
[[Jeffrey lays out a paper with the word "PLAN" on it on a table; Joanna is lying on the table; Jesus is excited]] / Jeffrey: Okay the first thing we need to do is fabricate a media event to get people to remember what your birthday is really all about. / Jesus: I know, I'll use my magicks to make my face appear on a hospital window or a piece of toast!
[[Jeffrey puts his arm around Jesus' shoulder]] / Jeffrey: J.C. I love you man but you gotta think more edgy-- more in-your-face! / Jesus: I could ask my Dad to destroy Las Vegas! He's been trying to find an excuse to do that!
[[Jeffrey sits down, thinking with his hand on his forehead]] / Jeffrey: But we don't want people to be nice just because they're scared! / Jesus: But my Dad says that's the only way people will act right. Is there another way? / Jeffrey: I'm sure some people have a sex fetish about being nice...
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081224.html
[Jeffrey is at the computer in his hacker outfit. Baby and Tallahassee are wearing tiaras] / Jeffrey: Hey Baby and Tallahassee, how's the tiara business? / Tallahassee: How do you think? We sell tiaras. All we sell are tiaras. / Baby: We ehn't never sold a tiara. What're you doin'?
Jeffrey: I'm tryin' to figure out a way to get this top-ten list to fit on one single webpage, but there's not enough room. I have to split it up into at least three pages.
[Weedmaster P is standing in The Vatican in a long brown robe] / Narrator: MEANWHILE AT THE VATICAN... / Weedmaster P: HEY / Weedmaster P: IS IT OKAY FOR CAMELS TO EAT HOT DOGS / Weedmaster P: NO REASON
{{title-text: Weedmaster P thought he was being nice to the camel by buying it a hot dog on its birthday, but he wasn't.}}
{{extra-text: AT FIRST I HAD THE TOP-TEN LIST WAS ON 22 SEPARATE PAGES BUT I MANAGED TO OPTIMIZE IT DOWN TO JUST THREE}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20100818.html
Joanna's Addiction: The Conclusion
[[Jeffrey is confronting Joanna.]] / Jeffrey: So Joanna... You're a narcoholic, huh? You got narcoholism? You get off on narcin' dudes out? Well guess what! You're in the wrong place if you want to narc out somebody! It might not seem like it but we run a pretty legit deal around here.
Jeffrey: You wanna narc somebody out go hang around some of them junkyard cats like Heathcliff and Mungo. Narc out all them punks and send 'em up the river! But you ain't narcin' out anybody around here 'cause there ain't nobody doin' nothin' wrong around here!
Weedmaster P: Did you do it did your snitch cat fall for your ingenious ruse / Jeffrey: I used so many double negatives I'm not even sure what I said. / Weedmaster P: Wanna go do some illegal stuff / Jeffrey: Hell yeah.
{{Title text: But seriously Joanna, narc out Wordsworth, that asshole needs to spend at least a decade behind bars.}} / {{Bottom text: Gonna go sing Happy Birthday Song in public and carry one ounce more marijuana than we're legally allowed to carry}}
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111004.html
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