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Here's the highest-rated result from Slackerz (you can search just this comic):
Gotta Give What The Internet Wants
[[Board meeting with Smith, Hapting, and two guys in suits]] / Smith: Alright gentlemen. What's the scoop on the Internet? / Guy in suit: According to these numbers from Stumbleupon, the Internet went CRAZY over the CSI Miami comic you guys did a year ago.
[[Graph with flat line, huge spike, and back to a flat line]] / Guy in suit: See here...it was bleh. Then it went NUTS. And now you suck.
Smith and Hapting: Hmmmmmm.
[[CSI: Who is That Freaking Guy?]] / Horatio: Cheesy one-liner, bitches.
[[Shot of Miami skyline]] / Guy: YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Guy: YEEEAAAAHH! YEAH! Woo yeah. That was so great. Yeah.
Off-panel guy: Stop yelling so loud! / Guy: Never. / Off-panel guy: You're waking up the babies! / Guy: I don't care.
[[CSI: Gayness]] / Boy scout: Oh my gosh!
Boy scout: He's wearing blue with THAT hat?
Horatio: Looks like this...
[[Horatio puts on costume mask]] / Horatio: is a fashion disaster. / Guy: YEAAAHH! MAKE OVER!!
[[CSI: Slow Day]] / Off-panel guy: Oh man! Oh man!! / Horatio: Hmmm. I guess...
Horatio: It's tic-tac-toe.
[[Horatio puts on sunglasses]] / Horatio: Three in a row.
[[Dead guy on ground with tic-tac-toe on forehead]] / Off-panel guy: That's not three in a row! / Horatio: Sssshhh. Three in a row. / Off-panel guy: I hate you!
[[CSI: I don't have an hour to watch this.]] / Suspect: I didn't do it! I didn't kill him!!
[[Horatio reaches for sunglasses]]
[[Horatio puts on sunglasses]] / Horatio: Yes you did. / Suspect: Crap beans.
Lady: Retrospective philosophical question. / Horatio: Comment having nothing to do with anything at all.
[[Or.]] / Lady: We put him in jail, but at what cost? What if he didn't do it? What about the ramifications? / Horatio: I'm keeping this bug.
http://theslackerz.com/index.php?Page=63
Here's the highest-rated result from Fluff in Brooklyn (you can see all 3 results in this comic's search engine):
136- Shelley Almost Breaks Out the Brass Hooves
{{Comic title: "136- Shelley Almost Breaks Out the Brass Hooves"}}
[[Shelley and Derby are sitting on the couch. Shelley is reading "the house of the scorpion". Derby has the TV remote.]] / <<Loud throat clearing sound.>> / Derby: Dude, get the door it's the pizza guy. / Shelley: I'm pretty sure "the pizza guy" would ring the doorbell rather than just clear his throat loudly.
Derby: Then why does it smell like ham and pineapple? / Quadrupedal dinosaur: Told you. You've got on way too much cologne. / Bipedal dinosaur: Oh, be quiet.
<<Loud throat clearing sound.>> / [[Bipedal dinosaur holds up a ransom note written on a silly shopping list pad which says, "Tadpole! We have the rat. Give us the time machine + we will not hurt him! <3 Gertrude"]] / Derby: What the... *reads* Holy crap! You kidnapped Furboa! / Bipedal dinosaur: On January 31st!
Bipedal dinosaur: Don't worry, he's fine... we think. He kinda zapped back in time with two of our friends. Just give us the time machine and we'll go and bring him back. / Shelley: Okay, he may drive me crazy but no one messes with my roommate and gest away with it! Hope you have some good health insurance, cuz I'm going to tear your...
Derby: Wait! I think he's telling the truth... Just let me give them the time machine. / Shelley: Wait... really have a... / Derby: Well, it's harder to buy them now, but I got mine in the 80s. I still have it.
[[Derby speaks from off-panel as Shelley looks around.]] / Derby: ...somewhere. / Shelley: Somewhere?
[[In the center of the next four panels, the narrator describes the action]] / Gary the Narrator: And so Shelley, the Army Men, and the mini-dinos all began to tear apart the apartment, while Derby, who obviously wouldn't leave the couch, helped by describing the missing time machine as "metallic or something" and also helped by putting on an episode of "Lost" (the one where Sahid was shirtless for most of it... you know, THAT one.)
[[Shelley is looking in a desk cubby crammed with paper.]] / Shelley: No person could ever use this many dog-centric return address labels...
[[Shelley is on a closet floor strews with oddments.]] / Shelley: Has anyone ever opened this closet?
[[The dinos appear to be searching the inside of the oven. An apatosaur dangles precariously on the top rack.]] / Apatosaur: Where're the seatbelts?
[[A spiky-tailed dinosaur is searching through the video games, walking on a Game Genie box.]] / Spike-tail: Maybe we can just wish ourselves back... or just play Whomp 'Em for a bit while we think about where it might be. Huh? Anyone?
[[An unidentified voice (probably a dino) is looking at a device of some kind (I believe it's a steam iron) and speaks from off-panel.]] / Uknown: We've found it! We've found it! It must be. I mean you guys don't even wear clothes! Look! It even has detailed diagrams about what decade you want to visit and what kind of weather you want that day! / Derby (from off-panel): Nope. Not it. I use it to straighten my hair. / Unknown (probably Shelly) from off-panel: I didn't even know you had hair, Derby.
[[A mortar Army Man is looking at a picture of two teenaged dancers.]] / Unknown (from off-panel): We aren't getting too far. Maybe we should just visit the Department of Misplaced Persons. / Mortar Army Man (to picture): You there! Tell me all you know about time machines!
{{End}}
http://www.fluffinbrooklyn.com/html/2006/03/136-shelley-almost-breaks-out-brass.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Bigger Than Cheeses (you can see all 3 results in this comic's search engine):
92: Friday pickup lines return!
Thanatos (to Nat): Hey baby, wanna see something swell?
Nat: Okay, I warned you... / Thanatos: No! Wait wait wait!
<<SLAP>> [[Fancy going back in time visual]]
[[Somewhere in the past]] / Thanatos (from the bottom of the panel): God.....Damnit / Caveman: ?
http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=92
Here's the highest-rated result from Animals Have Problems Too (you can see all 3 results in this comic's search engine):
Octopus with too much love to give.
{{OCTOPUS WITH TOO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE}} / [[An octopus. It's motioning for hugs.]] / Octopus: Who wants four hugs!?
http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=40
Here's the highest-rated result from Planet B (you can see all 3 results in this comic's search engine):
Hex: Situation. / RZ: Oh boy. What happened?
Hex: Don't read the news. Long story short, we need money, and fast. And I've got an idea...
Hex: The three of us are gonig to Talpo Tu for a zanko tournament! / Furato: Zanko! Count me in! / RZ: Who's going to watch Slook?
Hex: ...Where IS Slook?
Slook: No kennel! No kennel!
http://djtrousdale.com/planetb/zanko-for-playing/
Here's the highest-rated result from Night Fugues (you can see all 3 results in this comic's search engine):
Sketchy Theater: missing my jessiedog
[[Background includes a picture and several sketches of a jack russel terrier knowns as jessiedog. Two of the sketches closely resemble the picture provided while the other two are obviously drawn at another time.]] / Dialogue: When she was here, I never had to learn how to draw her. / Dialogue: I took her picture and traced it. / Dialogue: Sometimes I colored it. / Dialogue: I made her a character in a more public story, and used her as a living story-board.
Dialogue: Now I try to draw her constantly. / Dialogue: Marker boards, scrap paper, it doesn't matter.
Dialogue: I've drawn a lot of things that look like animals drawn by the blind. / Dialogue: Occasionally, I even draw something that generally resembles a dog.
Dialogue: It doesn't matter. They're not her. / Dialogue: Even if I had learned to draw her years ago, they wouldn't be her. / Dialogue: No matter where i go or how i try / Dialogue: No matter what I scribble / Dialogue: No matter what I think / Dialogue: they wouldn't be her.
http://kirabug.com/20080318/missing-my-jessiedog/
Here's the highest-rated result from Fit and the Conniptions (you can see all 3 results in this comic's search engine):
Wayne: Thing is, I'm rubbish at self-promotion. I need help. / Chicken: Yes. You do.
MMP [appearing out of nowhere]: Hi there! I'm Music Marketing Panda!!
Wayne+Chicken: Oh shit.
MMP: I can give you the skills you need!!!! / Wayne+Chicken: Oh shit.
http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20120307
Here's the highest-rated result from Up to my Nipples (you can see all 3 results in this comic's search engine):
176 - 03/13/13 - The Age of Uninnocence
[[Title: The Age of Uninnocence]] / [[Axes: Years Since Birth vs Porn Age]] / [[Real: 0 - 18, Porn: Diagonal Line, 18 to 0 years until legal.]] / [[Point on graph at real 16, Netherlands Legal]] / [[Real: 18 - 21. Porn: 18 - 21]] / [[Real: 21 - 32 Porn: 18]] / [[Real: 25 - 35, Porn: Milf]] / [[In between lines "Ambiguous pigtail zone."]] / [[Real 35 - 50. Porn: Mature]] / [[50, with celebrity exceptions]] / [[Real: 50 - 80 . Porn: Oh god, no!]] / [[The Uncanny Witch of Agnesi]] / [[Real: 80- , Porn: Yes?]]
http://uptomynipples.com/comics/the-age-of-uninnocence/
Here's the highest-rated result from The Angriest Rice Cooker in the World (you can see all 3 results in this comic's search engine):
It is said that a langauge is a dialect with an army and a navy.
Onward COBOL soldiers....
http://angriestricecooker.com/121505.htm
Here's the highest-rated result from Wingmen (you can see all 3 results in this comic's search engine):
CHAZ / One game into the season and we're undefeated! Not bad!
RICK / Yeah, but we haven't beaten a single team with a winning record!
(Premature statisticking.)
http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20130401.html
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