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Here's the highest-rated result from Ask Dr. Eldritch (you can see all 5 results in this comic's search engine):
Interviewer: So where do you get your ideas? / Dr. Zastro: I'm so glad you asked that! I'm almost out of ideas, and I get more by tearing open the heads of people who ask me where I get my ideas.
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Interviewer: Um... / Dr. Zastro: Any last words? / Interviewer: Go to commercial!
http://askdreldritch.com/comic676.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Furthia High (you can see all 5 results in this comic's search engine):
Furthia High: Tuesday, April 30, 2013
[[Kale's cat-avatar and Lucy's human-avatar sit on a computerized sofa]] / Lucy: Welp, just you and me now, huh? / Kale: Heh, yep... / Lucy: I had a lot of fun meeting everybody today!
Lucy: I can't wait until I get to actually go to school with you all and stuff next year! / Kale: I'm just glad that everything went okay tonight... / Lucy: Why, were you worried it wouldn't? / Kale: Well, no, I've just... / Kale: ...er... well...
Lucy: It's the guys-trying-to-kill-your-id thing, right? / Kale: Yeah, I've just been thinking about it a-
Kale: H-hey, woah!! / Kale: Sh-should you really be mentioning that out loud?? / Kale: I mean, it could be traced or whatever, right? / Lucy: Oh, don't worry, it's fine!
Lucy: We both logged off and went to bed 40 minutes ago and I've already made sure we're safe. / Kale: Oh, alright, I- / Kale: Wait, wh-
[[Liddy comes into panel as cat-avatar Kale freaks out]] / Liddy: HELLO AGAIN! / Kale: GAH WHAT
http://furthiahigh.concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20130430
Here's the highest-rated result from Kimono's Townhouse (you can see all 5 results in this comic's search engine):
Brightly: We're gathered here to remember a dear friend.
T.S.: You were always there. / Brightly: You gave me years of laughter.
T.S.: Time passed, but I never thought of you as old. SFX: SNIFF! / Brightly: It's okay, dude. Let it out. / T.S.: I'm so sorry! We kept you as long as we could!
T.S.: We salute you, Penguin on the Telly. / Brightly: It's the end of an era, old buddy.
Brightly: It's a shame he couldn't sit on the flat panel. / T.S.: Yeah...So! Is the cable hooked up?
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-10-05
Here's the highest-rated result from Zarla (you can see all 5 results in this comic's search engine):
Zarla - Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Zarla: I feel like a toasted marshmellow today.
Zarla: a range is alright right I mean fire is fire
[[Zarla toasts a marshmellow on the range.]] / Zarla: I'll just use this metal fork
Zarla: There we go, add to a piece of chocolate and perfect
Zarla: oh hey the fork has some marshmellow left on it
[[Zarla sticks the fork (that was just toasting the marshmellow) in her mouth.]] / <<glom>>
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http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20110511.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Wax Turds (you can see all 5 results in this comic's search engine):
Let me graph that for you (#220)
[[The scientist is pissed at RAM!]] / Science Guy: I recently tried to buy some RAM for an old computer, and was SHOCKED at how expensive it was! I did a little research and decided to graph cost over time.
[[A graph]]
Science Guy: Yes, I am aware of the concept of "supply and demand". And don't ask me why I continue to be annoyed by prices even when they are lower. I'm just that kind of guy.
{{title text: I didn't even make that graph in excel, honest!}}
http://waxturds.com/2010/01/11/let-me-graph-that-for-you-220/
Here's the highest-rated result from Suburban Tribe (you can see all 5 results in this comic's search engine):
Narrator: The Next Day...
[[At the office, Alan holding coffee; Jessica speaks from off-panel]]
Alan: Sigh... / Jessica: YOU are the smartest man alive. / Alan: Ehn?
[[Jessica now in-panel, wearing an "It's Okay to Drink Alone" t-shirt.]]
Alan: Oh... No. / Jessica: Alan, if you had shown this kind of insight--no, not insight; PROFUNDITY--when we were dating, we'd still be together. / Alan: Oh, my god.
[[Jessica leans forward, definitely getting into Alan's "personal space".]]
Alan: Jessica... / Jessica: No! It IS okay to drink alone! Racial minorities have their movements, Alan! Homosexuals have theirs! It's time we had OURS!
Alan: Who? You mean WINE-Os? / Jessica: [[Waggling tongue suggestively]] Let's go to the supply closet. It'll be our secret. / Alan: NO!
http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20080521
Here's the highest-rated result from Spamusement! (you can see all 5 results in this comic's search engine):
I was Pulled right out of the Regis Studio Audience
Security personnel remove a man from his seat in an audience, probably because he's mostly naked (save a diaper and cowboy boots and hat) and wielding an axe. He has just dropped a rake.
http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/99
Here's the highest-rated result from It's Not Abuse It's Love (you can search just this comic):
Welcome to the real world.
As you can probably see from this graph -- I am not wearing any pants.
Sir? What does that have to do with our sales plan?
What does that have to do with sales? Don't you understand? Sex sells! If we are going to get out of this slump, we all have to drop our pants!
I want it to be known that I think this is the stupidest marketing strategy I have ever heard!
Sir! I'll do my part and then some!I'm coming to work tomorrow fully naked!
Excellent! AS you can see, it's not only sales that are rising! Everyone should adopt your attitude towards work!
Fine! If you guys are going to come to work naked, then I'm going to drink at work!
FINE! / FINE! / Fine... / I'm serious...
http://itsnotabuseitslove.com/fun/121105.shtml
Here's the highest-rated result from Beyond the Punchline (you can see all 4 results in this comic's search engine):
Suffering the world's highest inflation rate, Zimbabwe printed new banknotes to help end a cash shortage resulting from the economic mismanagement of President Robert Mugabe...
http://beyondthepunchline.blogspot.com/2007/12/zimbabwe-prints-new-banknotes-todays.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Back To School (you can see all 4 results in this comic's search engine):
Oda Nobunaga: I can't believe I failed Japanese History. / girl: A lot has happened since your time, Oda Nobunaga.
Nobunaga: Yes, and my dream of bringing all of Japan under one sword has never come true. / girl: Uh... Actually, Japan is unified now.
Nobunaga: Bah! I was never talking about unifying Japan. I literally wanted a giant sword hanging in the sky above the entire island. That would have been so awesome.
girl: So why'd you go around ruthlessly killing anyone who stood between you and power? / Nobunaga: Would you ask such stupid questions underneath a big-ass sky sword?
girl: Um... No? / Nobunaga: I think I just proved my point. / girl: but... / Nobunaga: Yeah, sky sword.
http://btscomic.blogspot.com/2008/04/nobunaga.html
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