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Here's the highest-rated result from xkcd.com (you can see all 46 results in this comic's search engine):
[[Man is in the middle of the frame, talking]] / Man: You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips and there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips. / [[Man thoughtfully places his hand on his chin]] / Man: Maybe I should try your sister instead. / {{title text: Maybe there's no tenderness in her fingertips either, but at least SHE puts out.}}
http://xkcd.com/NUMBER/
Here's the highest-rated result from Scary Go Round (you can see all 32 results in this comic's search engine):
{{Guest strip by Sam Logan}} / [[The Boy gives Elodie a giftwrapped box.]] / The Boy: Elodie, before I go, I want you to have this. / Elodie: Oh, Useless... that's so...
[[She holds an oddly shaped piece of cloth in her hands.]] / Elodie: ...um... what is it, exactly? / The Boy: Why, your hat, of course! Just like mine! / [[It's a Smurf hat.]]
[[Their skins are turning blue.]] / The Boy: See? Now we can be together forever! / Smurf: TOGETHER FOREVER! / Smurf: TOGETHER FOREVER!
[[Elodie wakes up. Mimi is playing with Smurfs and a toy windmill on her bed.]] / Mimi: VITE, SCHTROUMPFETTE! A LE MOULIN DE SCHTROUMPF ORIGINALE!
[[Elodie leaves Mimi hanging by her shift from a hook, the windmill covering her head.]]
http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20081009
Here's the highest-rated result from Irregular Webcomic! (you can see all 28 results in this comic's search engine):
Dirque: [[in the crows nest]] Sail off the port bow!
Long Tom: [[from the helm]] What flag be she flyin'?!
Dirque: Spanish! It be the merchantman Anatotitan!
Long Tom: Arrr! Close for a broadside! She be easy meat for the Allosaurus!
http://irregularwebcomic.net1507.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Cat and Girl (you can see all 20 results in this comic's search engine):
[[Girl is drinking a milkshake.. Cat is angry.]] / Cat: Why is everyone making hobo jokes? Hobos aren't funny.
Cat: Hobos will steal your shoes for a dollar - like in "Pretty Woman."
Cat: And they'll use that dollar to buy forty ounces of "Perfect Gent."
Cat: Then they'll crap in your shoes and return them.
Cat: Just like that scene in "Mystic Pizza."
Girl: Well, pop and hip hop fetishize the bling and glitz of success.
Girl: So indie culture responds with a cult of failure.
Girl: The idea of "hobo" becomes a unit of aesthetic currency to the cult like other archaic totems of failure.
[[A girl wearing a tee shirt that says "Moxie."]]
[[A boy in a tee shirt that has the "Fish Police" logo on it.]]
[[Dorothy wears a shirt that says "The Democratic party."]]
http://catandgirl.com/?p=998
Here's the highest-rated result from General Protection Fault (you can see all 17 results in this comic's search engine):
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip
[[The Gamester hesitates as Mischief observes]] / Gamester: Well...
[[The Gamester appears reluctant, and Mischief rejoices]] / Gamester: Okay. You can go to the Richie Maze and play Zirtball for a century or two. / Mischief: WOOHOO!
[[The Gamester and Mischief are looking at a floating, naked Fooker]] / Gamester: Now that leaves just one piece of unfinished business... / Mischief: I'll handle this!
[[Mischief looks forward while the Gamester looks on]] / Mischief: Thank you, Fooker! I had a wonderful time, but I'm afraid our date must come to an end. I'll also have to erase your memory. Sorry! Bye-bye!
[[The slime molds look on]] / <<FWOOOSH>> / Fred: What's all that noise?? / Persephone: Fooker? Are you all right?
[[Fooker is sprawled across his couch, naked and with his glasses positioned irregularly]] / Fooker: I'm naked with no memories and I feel like I need a cold shower. I don't know what happened, but I hope I have fun... / Box: End
http://www.gpf-comics.com/mischief/d/20070622.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Achewood (you can see all 13 results in this comic's search engine):
[[Molly is in bed; Roast Beef has arisen early and put on a sweater.]] / Molly: Beef? It's six AM...what are you doing up? / Beef: It's recycling day
[[Beef is outside and has met with Spongebath, in an electric chair, and Emeril, carrying a bucket of turkey drumsticks.]] / Emeril: Good morning Roast Beef your turkey drumstick is still hot / Beef: Oh hell and damn yes give me that thing
[[The trio walks and rolls.]] / Beef: Dang did you guys read the DepSan website this morning about all the-- / Emeril: It is said that they are to add Hillbread and Oxford Avenues to this route yes
[[The trio stops to look at a box of refuse.]] / Emeril: 8257 Drake has gone from Sunny-Valu black olives to Draeger's Gourmet nicoise
Beef: The daughter is home from a quarter in Paris / Also observe the Gauloises butts in the gutter
Emeril: Lipstick on the butts does corroborate the gender assessment / Excellent
[[Roast Beef bows humbly while the other two cats clap politely.]]
{{alt-text: Happy New Year}}
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12312004
Here's the highest-rated result from diesel sweeties (you can see all 11 results in this comic's search engine):
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic
Metal Steve: Hey, Enigmatic Monolith! How's it hoverin'?
Metal Steve: What?
Metal Steve: You want to push me to the next stage of evolution?
Metal Steve: Nah, I'm good.
Metal Steve: I think I'll hold out for the new iPhone.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/2001
Here's the highest-rated result from Reprographics (you can see all 11 results in this comic's search engine):
Chris: You'll never guess who I just found!
Chris: Saskatchewan! / Mensa: Really?
Chris: Yes, really. / Saskatchewan: We have a population of 984,473 people.
Mensa: What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in Saskatchewan?
Saskatchewan: We are Saskatchewan! Our major exports are agriculture, mostly wheat.
Chris: You are a pretty swell dude, Saskatchewan! / Saskatchewan: We are governed by Lorne Calvert. He is also a swell dude.
Mensa: You should join my supervillian team club. We could use someone of your size.
Chris: Don't do it, Sasky! / Saskatchewan: We are located between the 49th and 60th parallels.
http://chrisyates.net/reprographics/index.php?page=99
Here's the highest-rated result from Goats (you can see all 11 results in this comic's search engine):
You realize that by this time tomorrow, we could all be dead - annihilated in an accidental nuclear blast.
Or maybe the New Year will mark the beginning of a new era of peace.
This date has been etched in our collective consciousness for so long, it's it's difficult to believe that it won't usher in some monumental change. / For better or for worse, our lives will be somehow fundamentally altered. Nothing will ever be the same.
Happy New Year from Goats! / What can I get for you, gentlemen? / Weihenstaphaner. / I.P.A.
http://www.goats.com/archive/991231.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Another Gaming Comic (you can see all 11 results in this comic's search engine):
Steele: So Prism stands firm with legs apart, and in an exchange so fast that the others can barely follow it, he guns down each before they can pull the trigger against him. Only 2 guards armed with melee weapons are spared, as they were a low priority for Prism during the shootout. / Jill: The Option Gunfight Rules add a great deal of realism... / Steele: They couldn't even get a shot off against him! / Jill: As it should be. Bunch of wannabe Hitler Youth pussies. / Steele: Well we gave those rules a shot. Never again.
Steele: With their supporting fire gone, the sliding guards desperately lash out at Prism's legs with their crowbars... / Dang: Just before they reach me, I'll nail them each to the ground with a 9mm round. / Steele: Fine, they each skid to a bloody halt. Anyway, from here you can access either the back corridors of the first floor, or try the service elevator. / Dang: Come on, you didn't really expect these guys to be a threat. / Steele: Not at all. But I expected a fight.
Jill: Well the real goons will be with him, on the top floor. / Joe: Yes, I think the elevator is the way to go, but even the service elevator must be rigged somehow. Null will get closer and examine it thoroughly. / Steele: Your heavily enhanced Code-sight should reveal any hacks or bugs even through the wall at this range, but all you see is a wide elevator with bare steel walls. / Joe: The Burgermeister must have at least a mundane device to remote control it, but I should be able to get around that...
Dan: What about me? Can Firewall see anything? / Steele: I was just getting to that... / Joe: What? Null's Code-sight must be at least 5 times as good. He should be able to see anything that Firewall can! / Steele: Dan almost spent zero points on the Sight, but then he saw the mod that sees mundane explosives. The whole elevator is lined with shaped charges of C4. / Dan (as Firewall): "Should I defuse it the easy way or the hard way?"
http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=99
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