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Here's the highest-rated result from Reprographics (you can see all 71 results in this comic's search engine):
Mensa: They call me Mensa the Menacer!
Mensa: Yes, my brain is quite large. Thank you for noticing.
Mensa: The evil plots I hatch are exponentially more devious because of my awesome mental power.
Mensa: Today I plan to destroy the United Nations, steal the Hope diamond and take a puppy from a nice boy. How will I accomplish this?
Mensa: By using fractions. Supervillian Team Assemble!
Mensa: Devo Man, would you like to ride shotgun today in the MensaMobile? / Devo Man: Sure.
http://chrisyates.net/reprographics/index.php?page=22
Here's the highest-rated result from Calamities of Nature (you can see all 5 results in this comic's search engine):
[[Aaron and a guy from MENSA are standing across from each other. The guy has a tweed jacket and a bad comb over.]] / Aaron: Hey MENSA Guy! Have any of your members ever won the Nobel prize? / MENSA Guy: No.
Aaron: Have any important scientific contributions ever been made by a MENSA member? / MENSA Guy: Not Really.
Aaron: With all those high IQs and hundreds of thousands of members, has anyone from MENSA ever done anything important?
MENSA Guy: There has been one porn star. / Aaron: Really?! I have a new-found respect for MENSA! / MENSA Guy: And a cartoonist. / Aaron: I rescind my last statement.
{{Fun fact: the porn star is Asia Carrera and the cartoonist is Scott Adams of Dilbert fame.}}
http://calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=216
Here's the highest-rated result from Achewood (you can see all 5 results in this comic's search engine):
Ray: Daaamn, my MENSA renewal is here!
[[ The letter ]] / Hello, Ray Smuckles! / It's time to renew your membership in MENSA, the international society of geniuses! / To renew, simply answer the following riddle, mail in your check, and prepare for another *incredible* year as *yourself*! / Sincerely,
[[The test]] / Eight letters have been dropped on the ground next to a volume containing the complete works of Pliny the Elder. When untangled, what do they spell? / RUTABAGA
[[The form]] / Know: $65 (do not guess) / Your Answer: THANKS! (a blank, filled in by Ray) / Don't know: $75
[[A check from Ray to Mensa for $75, signed -=RAY=- ]]
[[Ray seals the envelope and puts it in the mailbox.]]
{{Ray can only name three Beatles}}
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10172005
Here's the highest-rated result from BoxJam's Doodle (you can search just this comic):
[[Ms. BoxJam reads a letter]] / Ms. BoxJam: Hmm... Mensa wants me to take a test... they think I could get in... / BoxJam: Pretty elitist - are you gonna?
Ms. BoxJam: No more elitist than an orchestra, or a football team... / BoxJam: Orchestras are trying to play good music. Football teams are trying to win football games. What does Mensa do?
Ms. BoxJam: According to this, they're going to try to take over the world... / BoxJam: And the funny thing is, I would actually respect that more!
http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010213.html
Here's the highest-rated result from General Protection Fault (you can see all 2 results in this comic's search engine):
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip
[[Explosion with Ki (as shadow) being thrown some distance]]
Ki: Nick, this is going to get very ugly very fast. / Nick {{voice only}}: I know, I know...
Nick: Do you know how long it takes to brute force a password? There are _billions_ of combinations! Unless this guy was so _stupid_ to pick an obscenely obvious password, like ...
Nick: Wait a minute... / [[Computer screen showing successful login as "catastro"]] / Nick: This guy's Mensa application has just been revoked.
http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090513.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Animals Have Problems Too (you can search just this comic):
Otter rejected by Mensa
Otter:Dear Otter,
While we appreciate your ability to use simple tools, you failed to answer even the most basic of our anagram questions on the application. / That, along with the fact that your application smelled like fish, influenced our decision to not admit you at this time.
Sincerely, / A Stupid Club For Jerks
http://animalshaveproblemstoo.com/view.php?id=120
Here's the highest-rated result from La vida en comic (you can search just this comic):
Gordo: ¿Qué pedo, dónde andabas? / Yair: Vengo de mi terapia
Gordo: ¡¿Terapia?! / Yair: Sí, terapia. Gracias a tu hamburguesa con LSD, el gobierno me condenó a terapia indefinida. Hasta que la doctora me dé de alta.
Gordo: Así que vas con alguien que escucha tus problemas, te da una objetiva opinión, y estás seguro que jamás va a revelar tus secretos por muy vergonzosos que sean. / Yair: Así es…
Gordo: Como lo hace J.S. / Yair: Sí, pero esta tiene un título y cobra sus consultas.
Gordo: J.S. acaba de convertirse en el peor hombre de negocios que conozco.
http://misticaespiral.com/comic/archives/75
Here's the highest-rated result from Se puede hacer peor (you can search just this comic):
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http://sepuedehacerpeor.blogspot.com.es/2012/12/matematicas.html
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