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• Goats comic strip from November / 04 / 1999: halloweenies and zombie madness (8)

  Why you standing around? Customers need beer. / Brains...
  Oh, you zombie now, eh? Why you become zombie? Zombies bad for business. You fired, lazy zombie. / Brains...
  All the time with you zombies! Brains! Brains! Why you think you so smart? You not smart. You lazy! / Brains...
  

  http://www.goats.com/archive/991104.html

• Goats comic strip from November / 02 / 1999: halloweenies and zombie madness (6)

  Brains... / Great. You ate my bartender. Nobody eats my bartenders.
  WHO'S GONNA GET MY BEER NOW, ZOMBIE?!? / BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
  I don't date boys that have guns, Phillip. / Relax, Lauren. It's just for zombies.
  

  http://www.goats.com/archive/991102.html

• Goats comic strip from March / 12 / 2003: resurrection (and the twix saga, pt. 4) (17)

  Hi, Tommy. / Oh, goodie. Prodigal zombie has returned. What you want, prodigal zombie?
  I need a job. / Oh really? Well, I no hear any apology from you, lazy zombie.
  I'm sorry I was a zombie. / Good. Now stop being so lazy and get to work.
  

  http://www.goats.com/archive/030312.html

• Goats comic strip from November / 03 / 1999: halloweenies and zombie madness (7)

  Great. Just great.
  / Brains... / Oh. Excellent! I'll have a heifeweizen.
  

  http://www.goats.com/archive/991103.html

• Goats comic strip from November / 01 / 1999: halloweenies and zombie madness (5)

  Jeez. Where the hell is my beer? / Are you looking for the lady with the beer?
  Yeah. You seen her? / A bad man ate her head and now she doesn't like to move around.
  Aw hell. We got zombies. / Did the bad man turn you into a lady, Phillip?
  

  http://www.goats.com/archive/991101.html

• Goats comic strip from October / 29 / 1999: halloweenies and zombie madness (4)

  Look, for the last time, we don't serve organs here. Only beer. / Brains...
  CRUNCH
  RAAAH! / That's gotta hurt.
  

  http://www.goats.com/archive/991029.html

• Goats comic strip from October / 28 / 1999: halloweenies and zombie madness (3)

  For the last time, I'm not supposed to be Hitler! / Then why the jock strap, eh? / Stop it. They're not real. / And yet, I find them strangely alluring. / Brains... / I guarantee we have none of those here. / You're all MURDERERS! / Die Die Die / I think I'm at the wrong Halloween party. / My whole life is like that.
  

  http://www.goats.com/archive/991028.html

• Goats comic strip from October / 27 / 1999: halloweenies and zombie madness (2)

  Halloween / Why should I care who dies, anyway? / Well, what if it's me?
  Well, for one, you'll be rejected far less often. Your life would improve in a multitude of ways if you were dead.
  Sadly, it's true. / Here. Use my gun.
  

  http://www.goats.com/archive/991027.html

• Goats comic strip from October / 26 / 1999: halloweenies and zombie madness (1)

  ...and Toothgnip doesn't seem to care that someone's life may be at stake. / Strangely, neither do I.
  So you're just going to shop for Halloween costumes as if everything was normal. / Ooh! French Maid!
  They make these in toddler sizes? / It's the last one in stock. Two words: crash diet.
  

  http://www.goats.com/archive/991026.html

• Goats comic strip from June / 15 / 2007: gamer2 goes to washington (5)

  [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t (Map of Spain)]] / Elephant: / Baby(ies): / Drink: / Toy: / Food: / Text: EVERYONE LOVES SPANIARDS / megaGAMER I: I HAVE GROWN WEARY OF THE ANTISPANIARDISM THAT IS SO PREVALENT IN TODAY'S POPULAR CULTURE / megaGAMER II: THE IBERIAN PENINSULA WOULD BE DELIGHTFUL IF NOT FOR ALL THE SPANIARDS
  [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t (Map of Spain)]] / Elephant: / megaGAMER I: SEE THAT IS EXACTLY THE SORT OF THING I AM TALKING ABOUT / megaGAMER II: IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT ALL THE SPANIARDS SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE
  [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t (Zombie Lincoln)]] / Elephant: / Baby(ies): / Terrorist(s): / megaGAMER I: IT WAS THE SPANIARDS THAT SAVED THE WORLD FROM ZOMBIE LINCOLN IN 1872 / megaGAMER II: ZOMBIE LINCOLN WAS A HUGE PUSSY
  [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t (Map of Spain)]] / Elephant: / Baby(ies): / Toy: / Ingot(s): / megaGAMER I: ZOMBIE LINCOLN WAS CHAIRMAN OF THE BUREAU OF KICKING ASS / megaGAMER II: HE WAS A ONE-TERM CHAIRMAN AND SPENT MOST OF IT TRYING TO GET INTO MARIE CURIE'S SKIRT
  [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t (Map of Spain)]] / Elephant: / Baby(ies): / Ingot(s): / Dish Detergent: / Ferret: / Terrorist(s): / megaGAMER I: THAT IS WHERE SHE HID HER SECRET ZOMBIE GOLD / megaGAMER II: ZOMBIE GOLD IS TWICE AS GOOD AS REGULAR GOLD
  [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t (Map of Spain)]] / Elephant: / Emperor Blar-K'tath: / Squirrel: / Spear: / Lawn Gnome: / Terrorist(s): / megaGAMER I: MARIE CURIE WAS FIVE YEARS OLD IN 1872 / megaGAMER II: BACK THEN FIVE YEAR OLD SCIENTISTS WERE TOTALLY LEGAL
  

  http://www.goats.com/archive/070615.html

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