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• Tackleford Junior High Undead Zombie Dance

  [[Tackleford High School. 9pm]] / Sign: Junior Dance Tonight
  <<FOOM>>
  Girl 1: Alright, so this is pretty much the *worst* school dance ever! / Girl 2: *Dammit* Milford, what could have possessed you to *raise an army of the undead?!* / Milford: The ladies love the black arts! I stand by my choice!
  The Boy: We need to get to the door... / Girl 1: *Quickly!* They're gaining on us!
  Girl 2: It's *stuck!* We're trapped! / Milford: We're doomed...
  <<CRASH>>
  Biff's Friend: Quick, children! Through the window! I'll hold off the creepy crawlies, yeah?
  [[Girl 1 crawling through window]] / Milford: Um, we better do what he says, he has a leaf blower for a hand...
  Biff's Friend:Alright, you undead fiends... THE WEST-YORKSHIRT ANTI-ZOMBIE UNIT IS ON THE JOB!
  [[fighting zombies...]] / Biff's Friend: Hmf!
  Zombie Biff: Rarrrrrrr...
  Biff's Friend: B-Biff.. ? *Biff! No!* It can't *be!*
  [[I remember how it all started, years ago. Just two young men with a dream.]] / Young Biff's Friend: Hey, wanna hunt zombies? / Young Biff: Okay. / [[Not realizing just how deep the waters we were treading really were. Just knowing there was a job to do, and we were the two blokes to do it.]]
  [[Yet the undead are strange and complex creatures, and after our first zombie encounter we were forced to consider rethinking our methods.]]
  [[Until...]] / Biff's Friend: Just because someone doesn't have a *soul,* doesn't mean they don't have a *heart.*
  Biff's Friend: Hey, that's pretty *good.* Biff, what do you-
  [[Biff is a zombie on the floor]] / Biff's Friend: Biff! Noooo!
  [[I spent the next three years tracking you, fighting more undead every step of the way. Lost my hand. My eye. The coif of my beard. But I refused to stop.]]
  [[I swore that I would be the one to put you down. But now, now that I have finally have you in my sights, I...]]
  [[I...]]
  [[Biff looks at him]]
  Biff's Friend: I can't.
  Biff's Friend: I... I can't kill you, Biff. Y-you're... You're my *best friend...*
  [[Biff bites out his friend's heart or something]] / <<CHOMP>>
  [[Mob engulfs them]] / Biff's Friend: Biff! Forgiiive meeeeee!
  

  http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060616

• June 24, 2004

  [[Zombie Shelley is standing behind Shelley, holding her up. Zombie Shelley has a demonic grin on her face and Shelley has blood leaking out of her head.]] / Zombie Shelley: Mmmm! / Lovely brainy goodness!!!
  [[Zombie Shelley is clutching at her throat. Shelley is sticking her tongue out at her and starting to run away.]] / Zombie Shelley: NGGGURRRRKK! / Shelley: HA! / I was thinking about poison, you sociopathic rotter!
  [[Shelley is running away; part of her skull is missing, revealing her brain.]] / Shelley: Seeya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!
  [[Shelley leaps off the end of the space bridge.]]
  

  http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040624

• June 23, 2004

  [[Shelley is standing next to Zombie Shelley.]] / Shelley: Sorry goth girl, but I have to deck you in order to live! / [[Shelley punches Zombie Shelley.]] / <<BOK>> / Shelley: It is nothing personal to lovers of the night!
  [[Shelley flees across the bridge. Zombie Shelley is sitting up, with a demonic grin on her face, baring all of her teeth.]]
  [[Zombie Shelley leaps up and tackles Shelley to the ground.]]
  [[Zombie Shelley starts biting into Shelley's head.]] / <<CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP>> / Shelley: Oh BUM.
  

  http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040623

• Scary Go Round 20021128

  Biff: Now listen here, zombie, right, your reign of terror ends here.
  Sanjiv: We're going to fill your mouth with salt, sew up your lips, then return you to the ground with dignity, because we aren't animals, miss.
  Zombie Shelley: Whimper. / Sanjiv: It's a dirty zombie trick. Get the axe.
  

  http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021127

• Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison

  Shelley Winters: Sorry goth girl, but I have to deck you in order to live! It is nothing personal to lovers of the night! / <<BOK!>> / [[Shelley punches Zombie Shelley.]]
  [[As Shelley legs it, Zombie Shelley gets back up.]]
  [[Zombie Shelley tackles Shelley from behind.]]
  <<CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP>> / [[Zombie Shelley starts to chomp on Shelley's brain. Her glasses lie smashed on the pavement.]] / Shelley Winters: Oh BUM.
  

  http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040623

• Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison

  Zombie Shelley Winters: Mmmmm! Lovely brainy goodness!!!
  Zombie Shelley Winters: NGGGURRRRKK! / Shelley Winters: HA! I was thinking about poison, you sociopathic rotter!
  [[Shelley makes a highly impolite gesture toward her poisoned zombie counterpart, against the background of the British flag.]] / Shelley Winters: Seeya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!
  [[Shelley Winters, jumps off the bridge into the world of the living.]] / <<POIT!>>
  

  http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040624

• November 27, 2002

  [[Biff and Sanjiv have ZombieShelley cornered in the ladies' room.]] / Biff: Now listen here, zombie, right, your reign of terror ends here.
  [[ZombieShelley looks sad.]]
  Sanjiv: We're going to fill your mouth with salt, sew up your lips, then return you to the ground with dignity. / Because we aren't animals, miss.
  ZombieShelley: Whimper. / Sanjiv: It's a dirty zombie trick. / Get the axe.
  

  http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021127

• Scary Go Round 20021204

  Tim: Come on, Shelley, let's go and stare at the bonfire for a while. / Sanjiv: I'm ashamed, Biff. / Biff: I'm going to take a long hard look at myself while wearing a scratchy old coal sack for clothes.
  Sanjiv: The West Yorkshire Anti-Zombie Unit needs to become a more caring group, rehabilitating offenders in the community.
  Sanjiv: Just because someone doesn't have a soul, doesn't mean they don't have a heart. / Biff: urgle / {{Zombie eats Biff's brains}}
  

  http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021204

• December 4, 2002

  [[Tim is leading ZombieShelley away from Biff and Sanjiv.]] / Tim: Come on, Shelley, let's go and stare at the bonfire for a while. / Sanjiv: I'm ashamed, Biff. / Biff: I'm going to take a long, hard look at myself while wearing a scratchy old coal sack for clothes.
  [[Sanjiv and Biff are walking down the street.]] / Sanjiv: The West Yorkshire anti-zombie unit needs to become a more caring group, rehabilitating offenders in the community.
  [[A zombie jumps out of the bushes and starts eating Biff's head and brains.]] / Sanjiv: Just because someone doesn't have a soul, doesn't mean they don't have a heart. / Biff (painfully): urgle
  

  http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021204

• June 22, 2004

  [[Shelley and Natalie are climbing over a fence to get to the space bridge.]] / Shelley: Are you going to try your luck on the space bridge, Nat? / Natalie: Does a mule's bottom stink to 'igh 'eaven? / It is ass squared! / YES!
  [[Shelley and Natalie are hugging, next to the space bridge.]] / Shelley: Thank you for being a kind friend, Natalie. / Natalie: I will see you on ze other side! / We will meet for drinks at ze naughty 'ellfire club! / Bon secours! / Shelley: Yeah. / Up yours, Delors.
  [[Shelley is standing at the entrance of the bridge. Facing her is... Zombie Shelley!]] / Shelley: My worst fear is talcum powder? / Curling tongs? / Whaleboned undergarments? / GOTHS? / Zombie Shelley: BRAINS a l'orange!
  

  http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040622

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