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Officer Jim: So what do you think exploded, detective? / Detective Fuhromspahn: Not sure, Jim.
Officer Jim: Aw christ, something's biting into my organs!
Detective: As I suspected, an exploding zombie is afoot.
Sound Effect: SPLATCH!! / Detective: Well, let's get going. We've got a lot of paper-work to do.
Officer Jim: I never thought I'd see an exploding zombie on my first night on the beat. / Detective: That's life on the street, Jim.
http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=68
[[Mistress Midnight in the clutches of a zombie basket-ball player]] / Mistress Midnight: Olliver, what are you doing?
Ollie: Let's just say I'm-
Ollie [[hefting a trashcan]]: -TAKING OUT THE TRASH!
[[the trash can hit the wall]] / <<tink>>
[[Ollie stands unimpressed with his jaw set and his arms crossed]]
{{Sub-caption: It does make sense that they'd have tight security at Loaded Uzi Surplus.}}
http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=70
Ollie: Well, I didn't fancy our odds, but here we are with a neatly stacked pile of unconcious monsters. / Ollie: Lucky for us that dock exploded, seemingly without cause.
Ollie: Let's blow, the police can handle it from here.
Ollie: We make a pretty tight team. / Ollie: We'll probably get a zillion medals.
Ollie: Do you hear shuffles and moans? / Dierdra: Yeah, it almost sounds like...
Dierdra: ...exploding zombies...
Ollie: WHY CAN'T LIFE EVER BE EASY?! / Ollie: WHY CAN"T I EVER JUST GET A ZILLION MEDALS?!
Postscript: Matt E, Feb. 09th 2006, Ollie makes a point, NO MORE COMICS UNTIL I GET A ZILLION MEDALS.
http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=69
Dierdra: Just Look!
Ollie: The fuckers are importing zombies? / Dierdra: Not just zombies!
Dierdra: Highly precise swiss zombies, with no natural predators in Adventure City.
Ollie: We'll definitely need help on this one.
Box: Meanwhile... / Olive: Think about this long and hard Olive. / Olive: Drinking a third bottle of NyQuil will keep you asleep for days, but what do you have to do with your time?
http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=59
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