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Three old comics that are a little funny I guess.
Too Far: A Flashback. To Brighter Days.
Captain! There have been reports of zombies sighted on deck four! / Hold it!...zombies?!
Yeah. Disgusting, rotting undead who wander aimlessly in search of living flesh to devour!
Living flesh? So...Does that mean there's no danger to our snack machines?
Captain, this is serious.
Oh. / Sorry.
So...by that you mean they WILL be raiding our snacks, right?
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I can't believe how shallow women are!
What in the galaxy would lead you to believe that women are the shallow ones?
None of the HOT ones like me!
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Too Far by Eli Parker
I've been told that you've cut unneccessary conversation by ninety percent. How did you get that crew of yours to shut up? / With this machine over here!
*KA-CHONKA CHONKA!* / *click*
I don't know what the heck it is, but when it's running, you can't hear a thing! It's impossible to carry a conversation! / *click*
...And you actually believe that this makes your ship MORE efficient?
*KA-CHONKA CHONKA CHONKA CHONKA CHONKA CHONKA CHONKA CHONKA CHONKA!* / See? We can't communicate, so we have to cut the meeting short! Record time! / WHAT?
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