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Tessa (off-panel): Question ten: Was Mr Potato Head based on a real person? / Ryan: No? Yes! / Tim: Nah, that's nonsense. Put "No".
Sanjiv: "Yes, based on real person - possibly Hitler." / Biff: What are we playing at, doing a pub quiz. The streets aren't safe, Sanjiv.
Sanjiv: Biff, I know you're chasing a dream here, yeah, but the West Yorkshire Anti-Zombie Unit is going to have to take a break. / Biff: The undead are a clear and present danger to life in this town, and I think the £30 I spent getting our embroidered jacket-patches made shows my committment to that.
http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021121
Tim: Shelley's been a long time in the toilet. Makes me nervous. / Ryan: She's not going to be killed on the way to the ladies' twice.
Tim: When was the last time you heard of someone dying on the way to the toilet, being re-animated, then dying there again? / Ryan: Um...
Biff: She keeps spitting the salt out. How can I fill her mouth with salt if she keeps spitting it out? / Zombie Shelley: You could make a sort of valve. I don't know what you could make it from. / Sanjiv: Yeah... a valve... damn Biff, she's making fun of us. My feelings are getting hurt.
http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021129
[[Biff and Sanjiv are sitting at a table in a pub. Biff's pocket is shaking.]] / Sanjiv: What's that twitching in your pocket? / Is your phone ringing? / Biff: Sweet Betsy, man, that's the chicken claw!
Sanjiv: Put that thing away, yeah, its embarrassing to me. / Biff: It's red hot and twitching! / There must be a zombie really close by!
[[Sanjiv and Biff are crouching by the bar. Shelley is at the bar, buying beer and chips from Tessa.]] / Biff: THERE! / Sanjiv: Biff, are you sure we should just go after the walking dead in a busy pub? / I mean...
Biff: Imagine for a second, that wan little woman is chewing the top of your dear old mother's head off. / Sanjiv: Hands. / Off. / My. / DEAR. / OLD. / MOTHER.
http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021122
Shelley: Hello boys. / Hugo: The vengeful sprit! / Ryan: No, Hugo, Shelley wasn't dead. The zombie was some other ginger lady.
Shelley: I think it might have been a clone. Some of my DNA got stolen by no-goods.
Ryan: Hell, it don't matter too much at all. We got a local shake-a-spear to ex'rcise it. / Shelley: What what?
Ryan: It was pretty much eatin' all the brains in town and... / Shelley: You thought it was me and you killed it?
Ryan: Well, it wasn't like it was carryin' a "please do resuscitate" order. / Shelley: I'M FURIOUS
Ryan: I notice that you smell real nice today and you look plenty rested and / Shelley: WHITE HOT FURY / Hugo: Dogg, you got one chance: drop and go foetal.
http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050824
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison
[[Shelley is trapped on an alien spaceship, a black robot face proturds from the wall]] / robot face: We meet again, Miss Winters! / Shelley: I recogognise that effeminate lisp... YOU! You're the man who killed me! ARCHIE STANWYCK!
Shelley: I was just trying to have a nice time in my life while accusing you of crimes... And you strangled me up bad! Then I suffered a series of problems, like becomin' a zombie and other unpleasantness.
[[A flashback on Archie strangling the life out of Shelley]]
[[Archie burst into the room Shelley is being held in. He has scars all over his face]] / Archie: You think you had problems? Look at me! Look at me! Look at the face! / Shelley: Well, okay you're probably not going to get a lot of dates. But if you did you'd probably just talk about bandwidth and garotting techniques.
http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050628
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison
Jellyfish: Shelley, there is one thing you gotta understand. To these guys, I am top banana.
Jellfyfish: And maybe I told them a few little white lies 'bout how people been chowin' on Manowar steaks. / Shelley: Awful lies!
Jellyfish: Hell, it don't matter. Me and the guys are headin' ashore in a couple hours to claim your "IKEA" and "Starbucks" for the Undersea Nation.
Jellyfish: Now, we can either force you to watch or sting you up bad. Either way you got a lot of cryin' to d, little lady.
Shelley: Stinging me to death is a bad idea! I'll turn into a zombie and... um... ...develop a sinister twist on my childhood love of jelly. / Jellyfish: My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary.
http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20041123
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison
Shelley: What made you choose the MAYORING as a profession, Mr. Mayor? / Mayor: Such a foolish question I hope to never hear again from those lips, Shelley!
Shelley: Did your youthful soul SENSE that the tackleford political establishment was a filthy waterbed of corruption, and that it was your duty to be a MAN-SHAPED waterbed cleaning fluid?
Mayor: FILTHY WATERBED?! CORRUPTION?! No one informed me of ANY of that! I'm NO man-shaped fluid, I'm just a MAN! Gosh darn it, what have I put myself into? Heaven help me!
Shelley: I died once. / Mayor: Gah, my tie's a mess! Not STRAIGHTENED at ALL! A mayor's tie... It MUST be straight! I shall get off HOME to further straighten it... / Shelley: Is Mr. Mayor a ZOMBIE-PHOBE?
{{post text: Today's comic by Chris Crosby of Superosity.}}
http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030529
[[Tessa is reading questions at the bar. Ryan, Tim, and Shelley are sitting at a booth, answering the questions. Sanjiv and Biff are sitting at a nearby table.]]
Tessa: Question ten: Was Mr Potato Head based on a real person? / Ryan: No? / Yes! / Tim: Nah, that's nonsense. / Put "no".
Sanjiv: "Yes, based on real person - possibly Hitler." / Biff: What are we playing at, doing a pub quiz, the streets aren't SAFE, Sanjiv.
Sanjiv: Biff, I know you're chasing a dream here, yeah, but the West Yorkshire anti-zombie unit is going to have to take a break. / Biff: The undead are a clear and present danger to life in this town, and I think the $30 I spent getting our embroidered jacket-patches made shows my commitment to that.
http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021121
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison
[[Erin Winters and The Boy are sitting at a lunch table at school.]] / Erin Winters: My sister gave me E200 to find The Child for her stupid dinner at the town hall. / Erin Winters: I'll split it if you help. / The Boy: I'll help. But where do we find him? We don't know where he lives.
Erin Winters: Well, it's February, and he's bald, and he wears a little sailor suit. / Erin Winters: Some things will be inherently attractive to him. I have a PLAN.
[[The Child, looking through tall grass, sees a rabbit dozing in a field, holding a huge carrot like a small child holds a plush animal.]] / <<!>> / <<ZZZZ>>
[[Looking from the ground up, The Child, having grabbed the carrot, is confronted by four frowning rabbits.]]
[[The Child is attacked by three rabbits. One goes for his head zombie-style, another attacks his ear, and a third has its ferocious maw wrapped around The Child's frail chest. The Child's sailor suit is shredded.]]
[[The Child runs off naked, as two rabbits look on.]]
[[The Child, naked, muddy, and scratched, sees three brightly colored signs. "FUEL&HEAT EXPO 2005", "WIGS Now!", "Free hat's / Free coat's / 'We're giving them away'", each sign has an arrow pointing out of the woods into a village.]] / The Child: Things are going to ch-ch-change.
{{story: The Child}}
http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050225
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison
Shelley reviews / John A's top 20 albums of the year / (Shelley loves it when a plan comes together)
[[Shelly is wearing headphones and scibbling on a notepad]]
Today: 4-1 and a happy New Year
(4) STARS - Set Yourself On Fire / Stars are on of Canada's many up-and coming outfits, with one eye on rock success and one eye on being very nice, polite and kind. This potentially bog-eyed approach does not hamper their music, which is "sweeping", "romantical", "moving" and features both man and lady singing of high standards.
(3) THE HOLD STEADY - Separation Sunday / What a racket this is. The Hold Steady is a band with a singer who likes to holler on while his band do Bruce Springsteen E Street Band impressions. it's important that he is good at hollerin', because they kick up a fierce noise. In an alternate universe, stadiums of people would be punching the air, but this is the real world so it will just be three Pitchfork reviewers and an old punk called Terry.
(2) SUFJAN STEVENS - Illinoise / Sufjan Stevens' mission to make albums about every state sounds redic'lous but he looks pretty clean living to me so he could make it. There are a lot of songs on here and they are all good. It is nice to hear songs that are not about "lovin' your baby hell yeah" yet still get you sniffin' and thinking about a pretty horizon. There is one song where he tries to go to the disco but there are zombie problems!
(1) BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE - Broken Social Scene / If you have lots of people in a band, it is bound to sound a bit confusing. It also does not help that someone has sat on the mixing desk and messed up all the faders. These are exciting noises and good tunes but you will have to get your ears ready, perhaps by listening to a seashell. After a few listens it ceases to be a sonic "Quagmire" and simply becomes "awl-right!" Haw haw! No, 1!
http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051230
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