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Here's the highest-rated result from Buttersafe (you can see all 4 results in this comic's search engine):
[[A zombie in a car runs a stop sign, through a giant rat, and over a puddle, splashing a pedestrian.]] / <<ZOOM>> / Policeman: Police! Stop!
[[The zombie drives the other way and barely misses another person, who rolls out of the way.]] / <<VOOSH>> <<DODGE!>> <<WHOA!>>
Passerby: Watch it, man! What's wrong with you??
[[The zombie points at his front tire.]] / Zombie: BRAAAAAAKES
{{Halloween comics all the time forever starting now!! -Ray}}
http://buttersafe.com/2010/11/02/reborn-without-a-cause/
Here's the highest-rated result from Rejects in Blunderland (you can see all 3 results in this comic's search engine):
[[Alex and Guide walk back into Blunderland.]] / Guide: Ah, it is good to be back! Now, do tell me more about yourself, Master Alex! What is it you enjoy? / Alex: Like what? Do you want to know what games I like? / Guide: I would most assuredly enjoy hearing about them!
[[Alex is deep in thought, thinking about a Stubbs the Zombie.]] / Alex: Well, I really like this one game that's about a zombie in love and you play through the whole game trying to get back with your love. You can also eat people, blow things up...
[[Guide is being attacked by Stubbs while Alex keeps thinking about Stubbs the Zombie.]] / Alex: ... but yeah, mostly eat people. Heh. Eating people is cool. / Guide: It most certainly is not cool! Now please stop thinking about that game. Please! / Stubbs the Zombie: Brains...
http://blunder.l4rge.com/archives/0007.html
Here's the highest-rated result from The Sordid Affairs (you can search just this comic):
Chocolate Milk: What in blue blazin' Hell is this awful place? / Ice Cream: You said it. Welcome to Hell! / Chocolate Milk: Guess Hell really did freeze over. Do you really have a zombie infestation like the rumors suggest?
Zombie 1: Fresh...brains... / Zombie 2: I... lactose ... intolerant. You... eat.
Ice Cream: Yeah, but you get used to them. What'd you do to get landed down here? / Chocolate Milk: Indulged in a yogurtling... They are delicious...
Zombie 1: BRAINS... / Chocolate Milk: And yourself?
Ice Cream: Apparently the Almighty Hand isn't so almighty. / Zombie 1: Thought... juice... / Ice Cream: He gave into my slow churned seducing, then cast me into this frozen pit!
Chocolate Milk: This is ridiculous. We can't stand for this! / Zombie 1: Thinking... noodles... / Ice Cream: What could we do? / Chocolate Milk: Wreak vengeance on the Fridgedom!
Chocolate Milk: But how... / Zombie 1: Tasty... cranium... / Ice Cream: Rumor has it that a creature so powerful and so strong... he could awaken and destroy any who opposed him!
Zombie 1: BRAINS! / Chocolate Milk: Whoa! No brains for you! / Ice Cream: Ah, don't mind him. He'll tire himself out. / Chocolate Milk: Where do we find this formidable ally?
Ice Cream: In the depths of the Freezer it is said he lies... waiting... / Chocolate Milk: What're we waiting for?! Let's go! / Zombie 1: No... brains.
http://thesordidaffairs.net/index.php?date=2006-02-28
Here's the highest-rated result from Poop Toast! (you can see all 2 results in this comic's search engine):
Reporter: So Mr. Favre now that you've been dead for 8 years, any talk of retirement?
Zombie Favre: Foooootbaaaaalllll
http://pooptoast.com/index.php?date=2010-12-20
Here's the highest-rated result from Zombie Roomie (you can see all 6 results in this comic's search engine):
[[John and George are in the Bathroom. Both are dressed as Elvis]]
John: Yo George! You getting ready for my sister's Halloween party? Aww man. You're going as Elvis too? / George: Yep.
George: At least I have the hair to pull of 'The King.' / John: Well, I've got the raw sexual magnetism and can do his lip thing. Okay, I can do the lip thing.
John: It's cool I guess. People will know you're going for the zombie Elvis look anyway. / George: Just because I'm a zombie any costume I wear will make you think it's a zombie costume? / John: Well... yeah.
George: You're obviously going for 'Fat Elvis'.
http://zombieroomie.com/comic/george-and-the-fat-man/
Here's the highest-rated result from Nicky510 (you can see all 2 results in this comic's search engine):
Zombie 1: Arizona? / Zombie 2: Aberzombies
http://nicky510.com/comic/its-all-about-the-branding/
Here's the highest-rated result from Kick in the Head (you can search just this comic):
[[Dude walks behind slow walker]]
Dude: Dear god, why is it I always manage to end up behind New Yorkers who walk slowly??
Dude: Oh my god, this is almost as bad as the time I was at Disneyland with my mom and all her old friends.
[[Dude makes faces]]
Dude: duuuuuuhh...I walk like a 75-year-old person despite having no visible ailments or reasons to walk slowly..
[[Dude walks like mock zombie]]
Dude: I am a zombie...this is my zombie walk. You can tell this is my zombie walk because I walk so god damn slow. If people who aren’t zombies walk this slow they die of hunger...
[[Dude is caught when slow walker turns around]]
Dude: MADE YOU LOOK!
{{sidewalk, slow walker, zombie}}
http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-23
Here's the highest-rated result from Glass Half Empty (you can search just this comic):
Rex: Hurry up. We're going to be late.
Benny: Sorry. I'm dressed as a classic zombie, not a fast zombie. / Rex: Just run. Nobody has to know.
Benny: But it's out of character. / Rex: You're also talking. That's out of character. / Benny: Actually, I'm just moaning. It only sounds like like English because you understand me.
Rex: I never said that my character speaks zombie. / Benny: UHMMMNGHHGH?
Keywords: Halloween undead monster
http://defectivity.com/ghe/index.php?strip_id=108
Here's the highest-rated result from Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life (you can see all 6 results in this comic's search engine):
Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - Zombie Watching
[[Edmund walks alone. A man with a pot on his head, brandishing a flamethrower stands behind a bush.]]
Man: Halt! Are you a zombie, here to eat my brains?
Edmund: No.
Man: Exactly what a zombie trying to eat my brains would say!
Man: Questions: Can you recite pi to 500 places?!
Edmund: No...
Man: Neither could a zombie!!
Man: Question: Did you know that there are some people whose dream it is to have their brains eaten by a zombie?
Edmund: No...
Man {{extremely excited}}: Neither would a zombie!!
[[The man stands bent over, his head inside the pot with the flamethrower cooking both the pot and his head.]]
Edmund: You're a strange fellow...
Man: I hope you appreciate the citrus shampoo I use!
~~~
{{Journal Reflection: I think it's best to tread lightly when speaking to someone holding a flamethrower and wearing cookware.}}
http://eqcomics.com/2011/05/24/zombie-watching/
Here's the highest-rated result from Nobody Scores! (you can see all 7 results in this comic's search engine):
LIVING THE DREAM
Beans: You made her into a zombie! / Jane: This rules! / * Can zombies actually say stuff like this? Ask a philosopher!
Beans: You made your best friend into a zombie! / Sara: Hell yeah! She's now a newly viable member of the workforce! / Jane fumbles around off-panel. / <CRASH! Drool>
Sara: She's docile, compliant, and what is really surprising is that she's become LESS likely to puke all over the room than before. / Sara poinks Zombie Jane in the eye. <poink!>
Sara: And what's genius is that you can train this new breed of worker simply by feeding it brains trained in the appropriate skills! / Sara's computer burns. / *Augh! Overclocking!
Sara pauses. Something's wrong.
Sara: Aw. Crap no. / Zombie Jane, devouring Beans' head: Snarf!
Zombie Jane: WUHHH / Sara: No. No. Don't do this. / * She has ingested an artistic soul! The worst kind!
Jane: Interrrogaate ... unexamined ... assumptions ... / Sara: Look! Delicious kitty brains! I'll open it up for you! / Catface: I will kill you in your sleep, woman.
The front of the duplex has become a zombie art installation. / Videos of brains: rrruhnnrruhh / Raoul: Ok. That's it. Clearly, I have no other options. / * I never thought a zombie apocalypse could be so unpleasant!
Raoul heads into the house.
<Rustle rustle rustle fsssssh>
Raoul has made a sundae out of his head. Zombie Jane appears to consider that delicious. / Sara: That's not an improvement! / [Nobody Scores!] / *BBolt is once again defeated.
http://nobodyscores.loosenutstudio.com/index.php?id=7
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