• You Are Friends With A Zombie!

  [[A zombie and a girl are both sitting in a car with a tree air freshener hanging from the mirror.]] / Narrator: Cowbirds in Love Presents... / Narrator: You Are Friends with A Zombie!!!
  Narrator: Previously... / Girl: So you are a zombie now?
  Zombie: Yup
  Girl: Do you have superpowers and stuff?
  Zombie: Well, I can still move around even though I am dead. But besides that I just want to eat brains more than usual.
  Girl: Well, you can't eat my brain.
  Zombie: I'm gonna do it!
  Girl: NO!!!
  [[The zombie is chewing on the girls head.]] / <<NOM NOM>>
  Girl: Um, what were you planning on doing about my skull? / Zombie: Oh, I hadn't thought of that.
  Zombie: Um, I can't really bite through this. It's solid bone.
  Girl: Well, you just bit into my scalp, so I kind of need stitches now. / Zombie: I'll give you a ride to the hospital.
  [[The same panel as the beginning, but "THE END" is shown in the bottom right hand corner.]]
  {{Title Text: This comic was well-informed by my time in medical school.}}
  {{Bottom Text: I guess if you just keep on gnawing on it you?ll break through eventually.}}
  

  http://cowbirdsinlove.com/326

• Zombie Party Girl

  {{Zombie Party Girl}} / [[Two normal males and a green female are dancing under a disco ball]] / I'm vicariously living through the zombie party girl.
  [[Zombie Party Girl and one of the males at a picnic table, eating. One has a sandwich, the other a pink blob.]] / Zombie Party Girl: What's that you're eating / Male: A Sandwich. How about you? / ZPG: *sigh* / ZPG: Brains again. / She's vicariously living through me.
  {{Mouseover: You have to go on living so one of us is living}} / {{Below text:
  The creator of HappyLoo, a delightful comic, has created another delightful comic, Flabbergast.
  The most recent issue, Zombie Zombie Mambo, is about zombies so I thought it would be relevant. / }}
  

  http://cowbirdsinlove.com/435

• Dave the Zombie

  Dave: The philosophical zombie who is also a regular zombie / Dave: Braaains / You: Oh no! / Don't worry. He doesn't really want to eat you brain.
  [[Dave eating your brains]] / You: Whaaat! / He'll still do it, though
  Mouseover text: Philosophical zombies are individuals that act normally but do not have experiences or consciousness. Regular zombies are prominently featured in the 'Thriller' music video.
  Text below the comic: I want to disbelieve in the existence of philosophical zombies just because as far as zombies go they are very, very boring and kind of absurd.
  

  http://cowbirdsinlove.com/398

• Things I would like to see

  Sometimes I say this: "I would like to see a movie." / Sometimes I say this: "I would like to see a polar bear on a skateboard jump over a pit of zombie kittens!" / "WOAH!" / But I only get asked on one kid of date. "How did you like the movie?" "It was great."
  [Polar bear jumping over zombie kittens....GO!]
  That helmet's not going to help you if you fall in, bear.
  Do you draw zombie kittens different from regular kittens? I don?t know.
  

  http://cowbirdsinlove.com/751

• Hebrew

  Hebrew: The Zombie Language / [[Zombie speaking Hebrew]] / When a language dies, it is supposed to stay dead. / {{Mouseover: An alert reader sent me an email with the correct Hebrew word for 'brains'. We should all live up to the fine example of readership that this reader exemplifies.}} / {{Footer: In case you didn?t know: it was a dead language and how it isn?t.}}
  

  http://cowbirdsinlove.com/232

• The Death of Newspapers

  [[There is a picture of a newspaper. It seems to have a very pro-zombie agenda. There's also a picture of Sanjay's brain.]]
  Though many expected their death, few were prepared for the undeath of newspapers.
  {{Mouseover: Every webcomic you read you is driving newspapers closer and closer to their death and subsequent rebirth as monsters.}} / {{Bottom:
  Conveniently, Night of the Living Dead is in the public domain and there are enough pictures of grain there that I could pick my favorite (by Magnus Rosendahl), but I couldn?t find any pictures of brains.
  Conveniently, I had an MRI of my own juicy brain to use.
  Check out that corpus callosum!}}
  

  http://cowbirdsinlove.com/485

• Consoling/Keeping your neck safe

  [[The background is made of hearts. A woman wearing a blue shirt is standing next to a man in a green shirt.]]
  Woman: Hey, Francis, what's wrong? / Francis: Margerie left me!
  Francis: Margerie was the love of my life and she left me. I don't know what to do with myself. / Woman: I'd avoid sunlight. / Francis: What? Why?
  Woman: If she turned you into a vampire, you are going to want to avoid sunlight. And try not to bite me, if you don't mind. / Francis: She didn't.
  Francis: She didn't turn into a vampire. She just broke my heart. Don't you understand? She was the love of my life! / Woman: Fine. Just stay away from my brain. / Francis: What?
  Woman: I know you zombie types like to eat brains. Well, you aren't getting mine, mister. / Francis: Oh, I get it.
  Francis: You are trying to show me how things could be much worse. Yeah, Margerie was the love of my life. But at least I'm not a member of the walking undead.
  Francis: And you know what? It worked. I feel a lot better now! Thank you so much!
  [[Francis has walked off-panel.]] / Woman: What I was trying to show you was that only members of the walking undead should get to use "love of my life" in the past tense.
  {{Title text: Don't you hate when you are trying to argue semantics and you end up helping? If I wanted to help, I wouldn't be arguing semantics, people!}}
  {{Editorial text: I?m pretty serious about the convictions presented in this comic.}}
  

  http://cowbirdsinlove.com/83

• What is the most adorable member of the undead?

  {{title:What is the most adorable member of the undead?}}
  What is the most adorable member of the undead? / Vampires: / ? scared of silly things / ? fussy eaters / ? can turn into bats (bats are cute) / Zombies / ? plodding / ? Really fussy eaters / ? Like to chomp on things / Ghosts: / ? Have the same problems as you and me / ? Often friendly / ? Probably need a hug
  {{free text: As far as mammals go, maybe they aren?t the cutest, but mammals are the cutest class in the world so why don?t we all just give bats a break.}}
  {{title text: Ghosts have the same problems as you and me especially when you and me need to avenge our own murders}}
  

  http://cowbirdsinlove.com/536

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