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• Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

  A giant zombie turkey... It sounds ridiculous, but that thing almost kicked our butts! / Now if we can only figure out who was behind it before the next time. / Yay! Funstation three!
  Funny, I swear I can still smell it... / Don't open that!
  You saved pieces of the giant zombie turkey? / Uh... For research? / Try again. / Hey! I never got breakfast!
  

  http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-21

• Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

  This isn't one of your roleplaying games, Kit. That thing is -- / Giant zombie turkey only killed by holy cranberry sauce of justice, grasshopper.
  We've tried everything else we could think of, Blue. What can it hurt?
  If we get killed, I'm never speaking to either of you ever again. / Giant zombie turkey die now!
  

  http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-15

• Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

  [[Melving holds a tropical drink]] / Melvin: Hi! This is Kit's Uncle Melvin. A couple of people were wondering why I'm not in this storyline. One word: vacation.
  Melvin: I picked the perfect time for it, too. Those kids' lives keep getting weirder! As a retired necromancer, I'm trying to live a more normal life these days. But for those who were worried, I'm just on vacation.
  [[Zombie waiter takes Melvin's drink]] / Melvin: And by the way, when you take your own vacation, remember you can save a lot of money by bringing your own zombie waitstaff!
  

  http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-04

• Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

  By the way, where are Kit and Seth? / They weren't with you?
  I thought they were with you!
  Giddyup, horsey! I got me a neighbor to save and some zombie ass to kick!
  

  http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-18

• Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

  {{Your Friday Extra! / {{Tim Curry's evil "brother" Tom (actually an obsessed fan) was the first villain in the strip, and was behind the giant zombie turkey attack at the very beginning.}}
  [[Tom sitting on a pair of lips]]
  

  http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-15

• Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

  One eagle coming up!
  Oof! My shields are barely holding! We're only getting one shot at this, Kit, so make it a good one.
  Woo! Just like bulls-eyeing womp rats! / Fightin' giant zombie turkeys ain't dusin' crops, girl.
  

  http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-19

• Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

  We'll have to put a blanket over it unless we want the world to know our secret identities. / Blanket or no, having a piece of a giant zombie in the house kinda creeps me out.
  Especially since we're still investigating who sent it. / (In case of emergency, make wish and break. -Kit)
  Relax, hon. It's dead. How could it possibly hurt us now?
  

  http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-29

• Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

  Wait! I have to bless the cranberry sauce before it will hurt the zombie. / Buying a mail-order priestess certificate from the back of a comic book doesn't mean you can bless stuff like a D&D cleric.
  (untranslateable characters)
  Who knew? / We might have a chance after all!
  Dinner time!
  

  http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-16

• Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

  Soon my zombie minions shall return with the chosen one, and so my plans take shape. Mwahaha-- / Your last plan didn't work out very well, my lord.
  For once, could you just let me have my moment? You're an undead assassin, not my mother. / My apologies. Shall I get your gloating cowl?
  I have a better idea. Why don't you just go XXXX yourself? / The dead do not XXXX. / Well that explains prom night.
  

  http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-21

• Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!

  Let me try explaining. See, I'd been really, really bored. So, Crash an' Uncle Melvin and me watched some of our favorite science fiction show, Firefly...
  But when we got done I was bored all over again, an' I wished we could have lives like some of the people in our favorite shows, but of course there was no way to do that.
  But then I got to thinking, we still had this big wishbone from when we fought the giant zombie turkey -- that was right before we hadda go to the universe with all the zombies and -- / Kit, I don't think you're helping our case here.
  

  http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-19

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