What was that gizm-oooo WOAH!
Zap!
That was a trip.
This GIZMO is my pocket grimoire. It can cast very simple spells and detect some entities such as zombies. It can also e-mail and fax.
Um, why are we in a coin laundry?
I'm not sure... but wait! It's detecting something at that door!
You mean the door with the zombie standing in front of it?
Yes, the um, door with the, um... oh the hell with it!
Captain Jeffy: ..unngh
/ Jason: There's a zombie in the closet.
/ Rosie: I'll take care of this..
/ [Fifteen Minutes Later]
/ Rosie: This is Captain Jeffy, king of zombies. I shall be his queen.
Four iterations of Killbot, a zombie-like killing robot are seen. A center caption reads "Candy for Killbot"
Killbot in a cowboy costume
Killbot uncostumed
Killbot dressed as a pirate, with parrot on his arm
Killbot as a ghost with trick or treating bucket
I...I can't believe it ended like this.
/ Hey man, don't be so hard on yourself.
But I never got to say how much she meant to me...how much I loved her.
/ Well at least she's not like, dead or anything...
But that's just it! She's NOT dead! I have to kill her before she gets to anybody else!
Woah, Jason, come back here. Don't you think that's a bit extreme?
Dude, what was up with Jason there?
He just found out his girlfriend turned into a zombie.
/ Aw, bummer dude, that's like the fifth case we've had this week.
{{ZAP! Vol. #3 Recap by Chris}}
/ Robot: We've got a distress signal.
/ Zap: I can't get the hyperjump to work :(
/ President Billings: wa ha ha ha ha
/ Verbatim and Yago: Serpent is bad!
/ Verbatim: But really we have a computer virus!
/ Naveed: I'm bored
/ Violence ensues
/ Naveed: I have to give up...
/ Reona: We have to use the teleporter
/ Zap in psychic helmet
/ Robot: Ah! I've been teleported
/ Grivak: I'm Grivak and I'm Coo-Razy
/ Grivak: I've got a flashback
/ Zap: Let's kill the monster
/ Grivak: Now I'm a zombie
/ Zap: I'm being choked! 4 shizzle!
/ Reona: Move so I can shoot Grivak
/ Zap's all glowy
/ Grivak dies
/ Blob
/ 2 Zapa!!
/ Gunner: I'm good!
/ Gunner: Effrem's not dead!
/ Reona: Let's go find him!
/ Zap: Ok
/ Gunner: Time for training, Zap
/ Naveed: Time for my escape...
/ Io: I like fire
/ Europa: I like wind
/ Callisto: I like water
/ Gannymede: I like... um... ground!
/ Effrem: I'm still Effrem!
/ 2 B Continued...
Wally: Have you ever maintained a friendship with an ex-girlfriend, Duncan?
/ Duncan: Nope. Never.
Duncan: My exes are DEAD to me.
/ Duncan: Don't wanna see 'em, talk to 'em, or meet the dude who's greasing their gears now.
[[Wally spots Sheila]]
/ Wally: GAH!
Wally: LET GO! I see a ZOMBIE! I have a responsibility to DESTROY IT!
Breaking News Report: Recently deceased monkeys have come back to life! Monkeyopolis has gone completely bananas!
/ News ticker: Z-Monkey Apocalypse, yeah!!! - Monkey above is new cousin, Genki -
TJ: Do you ever wonder about the different ways of...EATING BANANAS?!
Turbo: Why do you eat the brain-nanas?
/ Zombie Chi: rrr...it takes the pain away...
To be continued!
After Jet returned...
/ Kyotoshi: Man, finally, I'm starting to feel less like a zombie.
/ Chovek: You were almost sober til noon. What a tragedy that would've been.
Kyotoshi: Dude.
/ Don't be like that. You know it isn't that simple.
Chovek: I know.
/ Maybe that's the problem.
Chovek: Anyway. One thing our boy here deffinitly needs is to change his clothes.
/ The jeans aren't an issue, but the military hood is a dead giveaway to his identity. It has to go.
/ Kyotoshi: I know what'cha mean. It's obvious as all hell. But he won't wear a regular shirt.
Kyotoshi: He doesn't wanna show his hands or arms.
/ Chovek: I did notice he only lets us see his fingertips if he can help it.
/ But I think I have something.
Chovek: What the-
/ Kyotoshi: Oh. Yeah. You haven't seen the scars yet.
/ See, it's kinda a good thing he likes those long sleeves.
/ Otherwise they'd ID him a mile away.
Masked mosquitoes sucking blood.
Zoom out! Mosquitoes are on a vampire's neck. The vampire is sucking on a girl's neck.
Mosquitoes doing Michael Jackson Thriller dance.
/ Happy Halloween!
Drink recipe: Zombie
[Chris Adams, explaining the situation]
/ Chris: "You know, girls and zombies have a lot in common..."
[A pack of zombies]
/ Zombies: "BRAINZ!"
[A pack of girls]
/ Girls: "SHOES!"
Comments: No, don't shoot that one! It's a girl, not a zombie!
