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Here's the highest-rated result from Scary Go Round (you can see all 64 results in this comic's search engine):
Tackleford Junior High Undead Zombie Dance
[[Tackleford High School. 9pm]] / Sign: Junior Dance Tonight
<<FOOM>>
Girl 1: Alright, so this is pretty much the *worst* school dance ever! / Girl 2: *Dammit* Milford, what could have possessed you to *raise an army of the undead?!* / Milford: The ladies love the black arts! I stand by my choice!
The Boy: We need to get to the door... / Girl 1: *Quickly!* They're gaining on us!
Girl 2: It's *stuck!* We're trapped! / Milford: We're doomed...
<<CRASH>>
Biff's Friend: Quick, children! Through the window! I'll hold off the creepy crawlies, yeah?
[[Girl 1 crawling through window]] / Milford: Um, we better do what he says, he has a leaf blower for a hand...
Biff's Friend:Alright, you undead fiends... THE WEST-YORKSHIRT ANTI-ZOMBIE UNIT IS ON THE JOB!
[[fighting zombies...]] / Biff's Friend: Hmf!
Zombie Biff: Rarrrrrrr...
Biff's Friend: B-Biff.. ? *Biff! No!* It can't *be!*
[[I remember how it all started, years ago. Just two young men with a dream.]] / Young Biff's Friend: Hey, wanna hunt zombies? / Young Biff: Okay. / [[Not realizing just how deep the waters we were treading really were. Just knowing there was a job to do, and we were the two blokes to do it.]]
[[Yet the undead are strange and complex creatures, and after our first zombie encounter we were forced to consider rethinking our methods.]]
[[Until...]] / Biff's Friend: Just because someone doesn't have a *soul,* doesn't mean they don't have a *heart.*
Biff's Friend: Hey, that's pretty *good.* Biff, what do you-
[[Biff is a zombie on the floor]] / Biff's Friend: Biff! Noooo!
[[I spent the next three years tracking you, fighting more undead every step of the way. Lost my hand. My eye. The coif of my beard. But I refused to stop.]]
[[I swore that I would be the one to put you down. But now, now that I have finally have you in my sights, I...]]
[[I...]]
[[Biff looks at him]]
Biff's Friend: I can't.
Biff's Friend: I... I can't kill you, Biff. Y-you're... You're my *best friend...*
[[Biff bites out his friend's heart or something]] / <<CHOMP>>
[[Mob engulfs them]] / Biff's Friend: Biff! Forgiiive meeeeee!
http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060616
Here's the highest-rated result from College Roomies From Hell (you can see all 47 results in this comic's search engine):
College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 2, 2006
[[In April's room at the resort. April is confronted with a "zombified" version of her Imaginary Floating Wiser self.]] / April: Oh my God, oh my God. What, what ARE YOU? / Zombie April: It's meeeeee... don't you recogniiiize meeeee.... / April: You don't float, and you're not wiser. Please, please be imaginary... / Zombie April: Weee alllll flooooat down heeere, Apriiiil... / April: Stop. STOP. Are you one of those creepy japanese ghosts? / Zombie April: It iss meeee. Your... imaginaaary... crawling... zommmbieeee... BETTER... self.
April: Wh...? How, how can you be better than me? You don't look better at all... and stop talking like that, it's scary! / Zombie April: All right, I'll stop. Still. I'm better than you. Nicer, at least. / April: Why... what, you're a zombie? Are you dead? / Zombie April: I'm undead. And ROTTING. / April: Uh... / Zombie April: Rotting. Inside. YOU.
http://crfh.net/d/20060602.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Goats (you can see all 40 results in this comic's search engine):
Goats comic strip from November / 04 / 1999: halloweenies and zombie madness (8)
Why you standing around? Customers need beer. / Brains...
Oh, you zombie now, eh? Why you become zombie? Zombies bad for business. You fired, lazy zombie. / Brains...
All the time with you zombies! Brains! Brains! Why you think you so smart? You not smart. You lazy! / Brains...
http://www.goats.com/archive/991104.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Ask Dr. Eldritch (you can see all 35 results in this comic's search engine):
[[Biggles onstage]] / Biggles: If you take your teeth out at night, but you don't wear dentures... You Might Be A Zombie. / Biggles: If the neighbors have you over for dinner, but you end up eating them... You Might Be A Zombie. / <<Haha! Hahaha! Haha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Haha! Haha! Hahaha! Hurrhurr!>>
Biggles: If you go to the hardware store because you think that's where you can buy a brain drain... You Might Be A Zombie. / Biggles: If your girlfriend is feeling frisky but all you want to do is eat her brains out... You Might Be A Zombie. / <<Haha! Hahaha! Haha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Haha! Haha! Hahaha! Hurrhurr!>>
Biggles: If you think the Undead are an eminent manifestation of Nietzsche's ideal ?bermench.... You Might Be A Zombie. / <<Huh?>>
Biggles: Um, if your idea of philosophy is, "Life sucks, and then you die. And then you rise from the dead and feed on the flesh of the living"... You Might Be A Zombie! / <<Haha! Hahaha! Haha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Haha! Haha! Hahaha! Hurrhurr! Yeah!>>
http://askdreldritch.com/comic636.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Thinkin' Lincoln (you can see all 33 results in this comic's search engine):
Abraham Lincoln: Wait. Hang on. You invented AC power, not DC power. That was Edison's thing. But the elephant WAS killed with AC power because Edison wanted to show that your thing was dangerous. How did you mix that up??
Nikola Tesla: Well... You see, I--
Nikola Tesla: Oops, I teleported very far away. These things happen when you're a being of pure energy, I'm afraid.
Abraham Lincoln: Whatever, I know you can still hear me because you're everywhere. Wait, where's Twain? Oh no! Edison!
[[Thomas Edison appears with a scar on his forehead]] / Thomas Edison: Oh, hey man. It's cool, he only ate the part of my brain that controls being mean to elephants.
[[Close up of Edison's eye with a rhino skull in the pupil]] / Thomas Edison: But I still hate rhinos.
{{title text: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a zombie lobotomy}}
http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=725
Here's the highest-rated result from Overcompensating (you can see all 29 results in this comic's search engine):
[[ Baby and Weedmaster P are sitting at their computers. ]] / Baby: 'Member back in th' day when somebody sent'cha an interweb video all ye had t' be scared of was a screamin' zombie face at th' end? / Weedmaster P: MAN I DO MISS THOSE DAYS
[[ Baby and Weedmaster P are now standing; Weedmaster P holds an unplugged flat panel monitor displaying a screaming zombie face. ]] / Baby: Now ye get a video and it's somebody gettin' run over or beheaded or chopped up y a hilly-copter! / Weedmaster P: THE ENTIRE INTERNET HAS BECOME A HUGE SCREAMING ZOMBIE FACE
[[ Jeffrey arrives on the scene. ]] / Weedmaster P: NOW A SCREAMING ZOMBIE FACE IS LIKE SAYING "IN BED" AFTER YOU READ A FORTUNE COOKIE / Jeffrey: Actually you're supposed to say "dot com" after you read a fortune cookie. / Jeffrey: That's what "Web 2.0" is.
[[ Baby, Weedmaster P, and Jeffrey seated at a table littered with cracked fortune cookie bits and looking at their fortunes. ]] / Baby: "Nobody takes you seriously because you are poor and unfashionable"... dot com. / Weedmaster P: YOU LOSE MORE BLOOD FROM A SEVERED HEAD THAN FROM A SEVERED ARM / Jeffrey: Guys we have to start going to a different Mex-Asian restaurant.
[[ A scary, knife-wielding green zombie chef enters the room as Jeffrey looks at his fortune. ]] / Jeffrey: This one just has my social security number written hastily in pig's blood. / Scary Green Zombie Chef: DOT COMMM!!
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20070509.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Blue Crash Kit (you can see all 29 results in this comic's search engine):
Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese!
A giant zombie turkey... It sounds ridiculous, but that thing almost kicked our butts! / Now if we can only figure out who was behind it before the next time. / Yay! Funstation three!
Funny, I swear I can still smell it... / Don't open that!
You saved pieces of the giant zombie turkey? / Uh... For research? / Try again. / Hey! I never got breakfast!
http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-21
Here's the highest-rated result from Haiku Comics (you can see all 20 results in this comic's search engine):
distant trembling felt / inescapable horror / fertilizer made
http://haikucomics.com/2009/08/12/zombie-head-gets-around/
Here's the highest-rated result from Dinosaur Comics (you can see all 20 results in this comic's search engine):
T-Rex: I have some bad news: zombies are in danger of becoming old hat! It's TRUE. But I have a solution to make them interesting again: all you need is stories where not just people but ANIMALS become undead!
T-Rex: Zombie whales!
T-Rex: But better than that: zombie BIRDS. / Dromiceiomimus: Didn't Hitchcock make a movie about that? / T-Rex: Upon inspection: basically? The birds DID want to eat people in his movie. But that's a scary concept, right? Birds hungering for flesh is bad news for everyone! / T-Rex: It's, uh, it's especially bad for fleshy dudes.
Utahraptor: You're dancing around the REAL threat here, T-Rex: ZOMBIE MOSQUITOES. / T-Rex: OH / T-Rex: MY / T-Rex: GOD
T-Rex: You're right! The infection would spread quickly and nearly invisibly! And mosquitoes already want blood, so it's not like they need THAT much encouragement to become zombies. Man! / Utahraptor: I guess we can only hope that the insect kingdom never becomes zombified? / T-Rex: I guess so!!
Narrator: 28 DAYS LATER: / Off-panel: Save us! Save us from the zombie butterflies! / T-Rex: WEAAAAAAAK
http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1011
Here's the highest-rated result from Cat and Girl (you can see all 18 results in this comic's search engine):
Cat and Girl meet Zombie Dorothy Parker
Zombie Dorothy Parker: Gas smells awful.
Zombie Dorothy Parker: Might as well live
Zombie Dorothy Parker: Now, to spoil the world with my rhymes.
Zombie Dorothy Parker: Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
Girl: Isn't she dead?
Cat: How can they tell? / Zombie Dorothy Parker: Somebody was using the pencil.
Girl: I thought zombies said "brains."
Cat: Why haven't you said "brains?"
Zombie Dorothy Parker: We all assume that zombie Oscar Wilde said it. / Zombie Oscar Wilde: I wish I had said that. / Zombie Dorothy Parker: You will, Oscar, you will.
http://catandgirl.com/?p=1444
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