Fairbanks: Good news, Stone! Your most beloved console, the Dreamcast, is coming back from the dead! An independent studio is releasing a bunch of new Dreamcast games!
/ Stone: NO F***ING WAY!
Fairbanks: It's the truth, Stone! You're not experienceing Reefer Madness again. Soon you will be able to play all-new, all-excitement games on your Dreamcast! Games like Maqiupai, Cool Herders, and even Boll!
Stone: Wow, man! If something like the Dreamcast can make a comeback... ...maybe everything else my heart longs for will miraculously return to my life!
[[Stone hallucinates holding a burger]]
/ Stone: Maybe McDonald's will start serving the Arch Deluxe again!
[[Stone hallucinates a movie poster for "Jay and Silent Bob Smoke Pot With a Super-Monkey (And Meet Harold & Kumar Also)"]]
/ Stone: Maybe Kevin Smith will make another Jay and Silent Bob movie! And stop making that high-brow shit like Clerks II.
[[Stone hallucinates a zombie police officer]]
/ Stone: Maybe that cop I accidentally shot when I was 13 will come back to life!
Stone: Maybe... Maybe... Maybe...
Captain Jeffy: ..unngh
/ Jason: There's a zombie in the closet.
/ Rosie: I'll take care of this..
/ [Fifteen Minutes Later]
/ Rosie: This is Captain Jeffy, king of zombies. I shall be his queen.
Four iterations of Killbot, a zombie-like killing robot are seen. A center caption reads "Candy for Killbot"
Killbot in a cowboy costume
Killbot uncostumed
Killbot dressed as a pirate, with parrot on his arm
Killbot as a ghost with trick or treating bucket
I...I can't believe it ended like this.
/ Hey man, don't be so hard on yourself.
But I never got to say how much she meant to me...how much I loved her.
/ Well at least she's not like, dead or anything...
But that's just it! She's NOT dead! I have to kill her before she gets to anybody else!
Woah, Jason, come back here. Don't you think that's a bit extreme?
Dude, what was up with Jason there?
He just found out his girlfriend turned into a zombie.
/ Aw, bummer dude, that's like the fifth case we've had this week.
{{ZAP! Vol. #3 Recap by Chris}}
/ Robot: We've got a distress signal.
/ Zap: I can't get the hyperjump to work :(
/ President Billings: wa ha ha ha ha
/ Verbatim and Yago: Serpent is bad!
/ Verbatim: But really we have a computer virus!
/ Naveed: I'm bored
/ Violence ensues
/ Naveed: I have to give up...
/ Reona: We have to use the teleporter
/ Zap in psychic helmet
/ Robot: Ah! I've been teleported
/ Grivak: I'm Grivak and I'm Coo-Razy
/ Grivak: I've got a flashback
/ Zap: Let's kill the monster
/ Grivak: Now I'm a zombie
/ Zap: I'm being choked! 4 shizzle!
/ Reona: Move so I can shoot Grivak
/ Zap's all glowy
/ Grivak dies
/ Blob
/ 2 Zapa!!
/ Gunner: I'm good!
/ Gunner: Effrem's not dead!
/ Reona: Let's go find him!
/ Zap: Ok
/ Gunner: Time for training, Zap
/ Naveed: Time for my escape...
/ Io: I like fire
/ Europa: I like wind
/ Callisto: I like water
/ Gannymede: I like... um... ground!
/ Effrem: I'm still Effrem!
/ 2 B Continued...
Wally: Have you ever maintained a friendship with an ex-girlfriend, Duncan?
/ Duncan: Nope. Never.
Duncan: My exes are DEAD to me.
/ Duncan: Don't wanna see 'em, talk to 'em, or meet the dude who's greasing their gears now.
[[Wally spots Sheila]]
/ Wally: GAH!
Wally: LET GO! I see a ZOMBIE! I have a responsibility to DESTROY IT!
Breaking News Report: Recently deceased monkeys have come back to life! Monkeyopolis has gone completely bananas!
/ News ticker: Z-Monkey Apocalypse, yeah!!! - Monkey above is new cousin, Genki -
TJ: Do you ever wonder about the different ways of...EATING BANANAS?!
Turbo: Why do you eat the brain-nanas?
/ Zombie Chi: rrr...it takes the pain away...
To be continued!
After Jet returned...
/ Kyotoshi: Man, finally, I'm starting to feel less like a zombie.
/ Chovek: You were almost sober til noon. What a tragedy that would've been.
Kyotoshi: Dude.
/ Don't be like that. You know it isn't that simple.
Chovek: I know.
/ Maybe that's the problem.
Chovek: Anyway. One thing our boy here deffinitly needs is to change his clothes.
/ The jeans aren't an issue, but the military hood is a dead giveaway to his identity. It has to go.
/ Kyotoshi: I know what'cha mean. It's obvious as all hell. But he won't wear a regular shirt.
Kyotoshi: He doesn't wanna show his hands or arms.
/ Chovek: I did notice he only lets us see his fingertips if he can help it.
/ But I think I have something.
Chovek: What the-
/ Kyotoshi: Oh. Yeah. You haven't seen the scars yet.
/ See, it's kinda a good thing he likes those long sleeves.
/ Otherwise they'd ID him a mile away.
Masked mosquitoes sucking blood.
Zoom out! Mosquitoes are on a vampire's neck. The vampire is sucking on a girl's neck.
Mosquitoes doing Michael Jackson Thriller dance.
/ Happy Halloween!
Drink recipe: Zombie
[Chris Adams, explaining the situation]
/ Chris: "You know, girls and zombies have a lot in common..."
[A pack of zombies]
/ Zombies: "BRAINZ!"
[A pack of girls]
/ Girls: "SHOES!"
Comments: No, don't shoot that one! It's a girl, not a zombie!
