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Here's the highest-rated result from Penny and Aggie (you can search just this comic):
[[On screen: Product search: beauty / Result: Clinique moisturizer]] / Yeah, sure, if your foundation has the complexion of a zombie...
[[On screen: Product search: blonde / Result: a book callen Gentlemen Prefer Blondes]] / Hm. Was hoping for some way to bring out blone highlights.
[[On screen: Product search: Penny / Result: Penny loafers]] / Okay, I've officially got searcher's block, here.
[[On screen: Product search: the woman who has everything / Result: cardboard box]] / Keeeeeeeeeeep scrolllllllllling...
http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060414.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Half-Dead (you can search just this comic):
HALF-DEAD - Those Yellow Bastards
Narration: It had been a difficult chase, but it had all paid off in the end. / Narration: Future Shop was the worst retailer in the world. I hate their lifeless zombie workers, their hideous con-man management team. It had been a difficult cesspool to navigate. / Narration: But I had it. / Narration: It had all paid off.
[[Hand places Sin City Recut - Extended - Unrated in a CD tray]] / Narration: My hands shook as I placed the disc in the tray. / Narration: Soon it would begin.
Narration: I sast and watched. For a while all the world's troubles melted away. / Narration: Then disaster struck.
Narration: I had been sold a scratched DVD. / Narration: Someone was going to pay dearly.
http://half-dead.l2p.net/index.php?d=comic&p=show_comic&i=016
Here's the highest-rated result from Snowflakes (you can search just this comic):
Lu: "Myths are public dreams, dreams are private myths." / Greg: "Lu-"
Greg: "I'm leaving at dawn. I may not return alive. Or, I may return part alive and part zombie. I'm not sure...Wray makes really confusing speeches."
Greg: "I plan to collect data on my journey." / Lu: "Like what? I toil away here on complicated research while you go out having fun, and then we're supposed to meet back and compare notes?"
Greg: "I'm sorry I let you down." / Lu: "Don't-"
[ Greg kisses Lu on the head ]
Greg: "You'll be a great scientist. And you would've been a great president."
[ Lu watches in sadness as Greg walks away. ]
http://snowflakescomic.com/?id=222&sl=2
Here's the highest-rated result from Reprographics (you can see all 2 results in this comic's search engine):
[Mensa is reading a schematic] MENSA: Just as I thought. We shall enter from above. Let us bring the torch. / CHRIS: Are you sure we won't get caught? / MENSA: You are asking Mensa the Uncatchable if we will get caught? You surely jest. We will win / [Chris and Mensa start skirting the perimeter] CHRIS: What about security guards? / MENSA: Very much taken care of. / TALL GUARD: Gosh, it was nice of that man to buy us pizza. / SHORT GUARD: And it was a good pizza too / [as the guards finish up the pizza, a change takes place in their bodies] TALL GUARD: Oh no! That wasn't a good pizza after all! It was a bad pizza of zombifying death! / SHORT GUARD: I am now a zombie and I am dying / [While the guards are rotting from the inside, Chris and Mensa are trying to get inside the building] CHRIS: Okay, I am going to need to be forty feet taller for this to work / MENSA: This is a more accessible route / CHRIS: You are getting really good at forgetting to bring the rope / [Once on the roof, Chris cuts a hole using his blowtorch. they are inside in a matter of minutes, and there is the NIST clock] CHRIS: Wow! / MENSA: She is beautiful! / CHRIS: How the hell are we going to move this thing? / MENSA: Get the teleportopads out of the crime bag! / CHRIS: You are going to teleport it? / MENSA: Yes / CHRIS: Why didn't we just teleport in here in the first place? / MENSA: That would be too easy. Prepare for the teleportation! Disengage the power supply! / CHRIS: Disengaged / [the world goes blurry for Chris and Mensa for a moment. High above, a plane notices the change in the world] FAA RADIO: AA491, this is the FAA. You are on a collision course with NW3487. REPEAT: You are on a collision course! / [At the stock market, there is a panic] STOCK BROKER: What? The clocks are down? / ANOTHER BROKER: We are losing millions every second! / BROKER 3: SELL! SELL! / [Chris and Mensa have a beer on Mensa's island. on the horizon there is an explosion] CHRIS: That was pretty cool / MENSA: Yeah
http://chrisyates.net/reprographics/index.php?page=157
Here's the highest-rated result from sir eel (you can search just this comic):
If I were a zombie... / Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7790
Here's the highest-rated result from Nukees (you can see all 4 results in this comic's search engine):
Nukees - Wednesday, September 3, 2003
[[Gav and The 'Date' are standing by the car arguing]] / Gav: YOU think you can threaten ME?! I cheat death on a daily basis! I've beaten EGG WHITES more threatening than YOU!!
[[Gav continues, face closeup from The 'Date's' perspective]] / Gav: I rip the BOLTS off of TWENTY-TON ROBOTS! I've defeated GIANT ELECTRIC ZOMBIE SQUID!! I've been struck by FREAKIN' LIGHTNING!! I DIED, for frank's sake!! What do you think YOUR puny hairgel-soaked ASS can serve up against THAT?!
[[The 'Date' proceeds to punch Gav in the nose, side view]] / <<Pop>>
[[Gav has turned to the side, holding his nose, whilst The 'Date' stands with fists at the ready]] / Gav: [[thought bubble]] Where's an electric zombie squid when you need one? / Casanovocaine: I can TELL why people want you dead... You won't SHUT UP!
http://nukees.com/d/20030903.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Mild Mannered Jerks (you can see all 4 results in this comic's search engine):
Officer Jim: So what do you think exploded, detective? / Detective Fuhromspahn: Not sure, Jim.
Officer Jim: Aw christ, something's biting into my organs!
Detective: As I suspected, an exploding zombie is afoot.
Sound Effect: SPLATCH!! / Detective: Well, let's get going. We've got a lot of paper-work to do.
Officer Jim: I never thought I'd see an exploding zombie on my first night on the beat. / Detective: That's life on the street, Jim.
http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=68
Here's the highest-rated result from Interesting Times (you can see all 4 results in this comic's search engine):
Visit Scenic Zombie Island! ? Interesting Times
[[The author angrily shakes his fist at no-one in particular.]] / I got turned down for that job I talked about yesterday.
[[The author is wearing a stovepipe hat, labelled "thinking cap".]] / I wanted to be more original than just starting another fire, though...
[[Two people are panicking in the midst of a crowd of shambling monsters. A large sign in the background reads "WELCOME TO ZOMBIE ISLAND."]] / So, I pulled some strings and had them deported!
http://interestingtimes.ca/?p=33
Here's the highest-rated result from Ugly Hill (you can see all 4 results in this comic's search engine):
You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, December 12, 2005
Eli: You gotta come with me! I don't wanna go to a Skulldrift show by myself! / Snug: Well I can't go. Why don't you ask your brother?
Hastings: Ask me what? / Eli: Uh, you wouldn't be interested.
Snug: Eli wants to go to a concert on Christmas Eve. Wanna go with him? / Hastings: Not unless they've reanimated the corpse of Burl Ives to sing all his holiday classics.
Snug: Oh, man! I'd totally be up for an undead Burl Ives show! He'd be the holliest, jolliest zombie ever! / Hastings: Yes.
http://uglyhill.com/d/20051212.html
Here's the highest-rated result from Hellbent (you can see all 4 results in this comic's search engine):
Priest: Thank you for joining us this Easter Sunday. Today we celebrate that he is risen--
Zombie Jesus: That's right, bitches, I am risen! And Zombie Jesus is pissed!
ZJ: You've been eating my flesh and drinking my blood for two millenia, and it's time for some payback! But first... Zombie Jesus GOT to get his groove on! Ooh... uh.. yeah.. shake that ass when you're in mass, THAT'S the word of God!
ZJ: Now behold the glory! Check out the rock hard body of Christ!
http://hellbentcomics.com/comic034.htm
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