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[[bold angled letters, zombie with thumbs up]] / Sex Ed in the Wake of the Zombie Apocalypse
[[Frank having sex with a zombie from behind]]
[[Uncle bursting in]] / Uncle: FRANK!. / Uncle: Have you lost your mind?
Uncle: You've [[bold]]got[[bold]] ta use protection.
[[Uncle knowingly hands shotgun]]
[[Still having sex with zombie, shotgun up to head. Other guys smiling satisfied.]] / Uncle: Didn't 'cha folks ever teach you 'bout the zombirds and the zombies?
[[On trail in woods]] / Humphry: What's shakin', toots? / Woman: Toots? Like a train, like toot-toot? / Woman: That's your line? / Humphry: Not toots, tootse. / Woman: I'd pronounce that the same way.
[[Hand and forearm reaching out of ground]] / Humphry: Tuuts? / Woman: You see, the problem with comic strips is I have to READ the bubbles floating over your head.
Zombie Ferdinand de Saussure: If you had listened to me while I was alive, you'd have a perfectly reasonable way to represent: <phonetic alphabet spelling : t[[capital omega]]ts> / Humphry: Shut up, Zombie de Saussure, no one even knows how to pronounce your name. / ZFdS: I should be angry, but I'm just amazed you know who I am.
[[Zombie de Saussure chasing others]] / ZFds: [[in phonetic alphabet]] BRe [[weird lowercase i]] NS
[[Stanislav, Mo, and Humphry sitting in living room. Mo same outfit, backwards hat, black]] / Mo: Smoodge, why haven't we haven't pimped out our crib with all your Pant money? / Stanislav: Yeah, about that. / Mo: About what?! Just saying that doesn't get you off the hook.
Stanislav: We sold scads of pantanta in the first quarter, and recouped our investment capital. Problem was, I only patented the right one. Zombie Thomas Edison, that undead asshole, swooped in on the left. Turns out, the right pant was a [[italics]]bit of a liability. / Mo: Liability?
[[Staring through window]] / Stanislav: Bicycles. / Mo: Oh dear God! / Humphry: PANTEMONIUM!
[[ pant in bicycle pandemonium. Naked man running from bike with pant in gears. One or two men tumbling with their pant sort of on their leg attached to the flipping bike.]] / Zombie Thomas Edison: [[riding old-timey bicycle]] Suckers.
[[Two maybe zombies in foreground in front of a sorority and a library. Left]] / Guy 1:[[pink shirt, popped collar, pointing (zombieing) at the two buildings]] What do you think, the bimbos or the nerds? / Guy 2: Dude, that one's a no brainer." / Narrator: Dinner plans are easier for the undead.
Middle-Aged-Woman: Dad, you're not a cripple. Get off your ass, walk over here, and help with this door. / Off panel: I'll walk when I'm dead
[[Woman barricading roof door, man still on bench, zombies below.]]
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