http://lickingdarkness.com The latest transcribed Licking Darkness comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:47 -0000 60 http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=6 http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=6 Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:58:23 -0000 <a href="http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=6">Truffles</a><br> <br> I was thinking of you today... I got you some chocolates! <br \> Oo! Truffles! <br \> <br \> Whoever thought of combining mushrooms and chocolate was a genius. <br \> I'm fairly sure chocolate truffles and regular truffles have nothing to do with one another. <br \> Lies! <br \> Suit yourself. Try it some time. <br \> <br \> Damn! You win this round. Truffles

I was thinking of you today... I got you some chocolates!
Oo! Truffles!

Whoever thought of combining mushrooms and chocolate was a genius.
I'm fairly sure chocolate truffles and regular truffles have nothing to do with one another.
Lies!
Suit yourself. Try it some time.

Damn! You win this round.]]> http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=5 http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=5 Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:53:50 -0000 <a href="http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=5">Theory Bear</a><br> <br> Writing progressions of ascending thirds sounds unnatural. It's like swimming upstream. Do you know how hard that is? Salmon do it. <br \> <br \> Some of them DIE. <br \> Some of them get eaten by bears. Theory Bear

Writing progressions of ascending thirds sounds unnatural. It's like swimming upstream. Do you know how hard that is? Salmon do it.

Some of them DIE.
Some of them get eaten by bears.]]> http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=4 http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=4 Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:52:24 -0000 <a href="http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=4">Soylent Green</a><br> <br> Ew. <br \> What? <br \> <br \> This book is trying to solve an overpopulation problem by eating people. <br \> <br \> That's not a bad idea. <br \> How do you figure? <br \> Think about it. It solves the problem. And can you imagine eating... I don't know. Your history teacher? <br \> <br \> Blah! Yuck! This soylent green is so bitter! <br \> <br \> You know, you really didn't win me over with that one. Soylent Green

Ew.
What?

This book is trying to solve an overpopulation problem by eating people.

That's not a bad idea.
How do you figure?
Think about it. It solves the problem. And can you imagine eating... I don't know. Your history teacher?

Blah! Yuck! This soylent green is so bitter!

You know, you really didn't win me over with that one.]]> http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=3 http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=3 Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:49:12 -0000 <a href="http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=3">Butter is not an Abstract Concept</a><br> <br> I lost my bedmate. My Dad scared him off. <br \> Aww. What happened? <br \> He was bugging him and he just left. <br \> <br \> And now he's on the kitchen table licking the butter. <br \> <br \> In case you missed something important, I'm talking about my cat. Butter is not an Abstract Concept

I lost my bedmate. My Dad scared him off.
Aww. What happened?
He was bugging him and he just left.

And now he's on the kitchen table licking the butter.

In case you missed something important, I'm talking about my cat.]]> http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=2 http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=2 Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:44:47 -0000 <a href="http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=2">Marshmallow Fights</a><br> <br> Doink! <br \> Hey! What was that for? <br \> <br \> I was trying to start a marshmallow fight. <br \> Why? <br \> They're awesome! They're like pillow fights, only tastier. <br \> Mmm... Tasty pillows. Marshmallow Fights

Doink!
Hey! What was that for?

I was trying to start a marshmallow fight.
Why?
They're awesome! They're like pillow fights, only tastier.
Mmm... Tasty pillows.]]> http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=1 http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=1 Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:39:50 -0000 <a href="http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=1">Candy Man</a><br> <br> Here, I have something for you. <br \> Aw, candy hearts? I love these! <br \> <br \> In that case, here. Take these. <br \> Woah! Do you just have an endless supply of these? <br \> <br \> That's why they call me the Candy Man! <br \> I'm pretty sure that's not why they call you that. <br \> <br \> Oh yeah. Those are made of cocaine. <br \> Oh. Candy Man

Here, I have something for you.
Aw, candy hearts? I love these!

In that case, here. Take these.
Woah! Do you just have an endless supply of these?

That's why they call me the Candy Man!
I'm pretty sure that's not why they call you that.

Oh yeah. Those are made of cocaine.
Oh.]]> http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=0 http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=0 Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:28:18 -0000 <a href="http://lickingdarkness.com/index.php?comic=0">English Horn Babies</a><br> <br> I'm no good at this drawing thing. <br \> <br \> Don't worry about what other people think. <br \> If you say so. <br \> <br \> I have a question though. Does my hair really look like that? <br \> *Twitch* English Horn Babies

I'm no good at this drawing thing.

Don't worry about what other people think.
If you say so.

I have a question though. Does my hair really look like that?
*Twitch*]]>