Hella Koala - latest additions

Hella Koala - latest additions http://hellakoala.com The latest transcribed Hella Koala comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:48 -0000 60 "PayPal" - July 14th, 2008 http://hellakoala.com/2008/07/14/paypal/ http://hellakoala.com/2008/07/14/paypal/ Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:12:35 -0000 <a href="http://hellakoala.com/2008/07/14/paypal/">"PayPal" - July 14th, 2008</a> Brett Ratner holds Koala up by his shirt collar. Brett: You promised me $1 million last month to film you singing that Limp Bizkit song! Koala: I sent your money via Paypal. Brett: I don't have a Paypal!! Koala: Well, maybe you should get with the times? "PayPal" - July 14th, 2008

Brett Ratner holds Koala up by his shirt collar.
Brett: You promised me $1 million last month to film you singing that Limp Bizkit song!

Koala: I sent your money via Paypal.

Brett: I don't have a Paypal!!
Koala: Well, maybe you should get with the times?]]> "Close Personal" - July 7th, 2008 http://hellakoala.com/2008/07/07/close-personal/ http://hellakoala.com/2008/07/07/close-personal/ Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:03:01 -0000 <a href="http://hellakoala.com/2008/07/07/close-personal/">"Close Personal" - July 7th, 2008</a> Brenda: Why would Brett Ratner want to direct my English assignment? Koala: Because Brett is a close personal friend of mine. Brett Ratner enters, pissed off. Brett: Where's my money, asshole? Koala: Brosef! "Close Personal" - July 7th, 2008

Brenda: Why would Brett Ratner want to direct my English assignment?

Koala: Because Brett is a close personal friend of mine.

Brett Ratner enters, pissed off.
Brett: Where's my money, asshole?
Koala: Brosef!]]> "One Sec" - June 30, 2008 http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/30/one-sec/ http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/30/one-sec/ Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:43:50 -0000 <a href="http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/30/one-sec/">"One Sec" - June 30, 2008</a> Brenda is still trying to video tape Koala in the hallway. Koala's on the phone. Brenda: Can we finish my English assignment please? Koala: One sec. Uh huh. I'll tell her. Koala: Brenda, you're off the project. We're getting a new director. Brenda: What? But it's my English assignment! Koala: No, now it's Brett Ratner's "English Assignment." "One Sec" - June 30, 2008

Brenda is still trying to video tape Koala in the hallway. Koala's on the phone.
Brenda: Can we finish my English assignment please?
Koala: One sec. Uh huh. I'll tell her.

Koala: Brenda, you're off the project. We're getting a new director.

Brenda: What? But it's my English assignment!
Koala: No, now it's Brett Ratner's "English Assignment."]]> "Great Grandpa" - Jun 23, 2008 http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/23/great-grandpa/ http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/23/great-grandpa/ Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:45:24 -0000 <a href="http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/23/great-grandpa/">"Great Grandpa" - Jun 23, 2008</a> Brenda is holding a video camera, talking to Koala in the hallway. Brenda: The assignment is to ask people about their great relatives. Koala: I had a great grandpa named Otto. Koala: He was a demented atomic physicist with metal tentacles for arms! Brenda: Your great grandfather isn't Doctor Octopus. Koala: ...and he hated Spider-Man!! "Great Grandpa" - Jun 23, 2008

Brenda is holding a video camera, talking to Koala in the hallway.
Brenda: The assignment is to ask people about their great relatives.
Koala: I had a great grandpa named Otto.

Koala: He was a demented atomic physicist with metal tentacles for arms!

Brenda: Your great grandfather isn't Doctor Octopus.
Koala: ...and he hated Spider-Man!!]]> "Take One" - Jun 16th, 2008 http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/16/take-one/ http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/16/take-one/ Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:32:39 -0000 <a href="http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/16/take-one/">"Take One" - Jun 16th, 2008</a> Koala, smiling, gives two middle fingers to Brenda's camera. Koala: I've got your English project RIGHT HERE! Brenda: Cut... "Take One" - Jun 16th, 2008

Koala, smiling, gives two middle fingers to Brenda's camera.
Koala: I've got your English project RIGHT HERE!

Brenda: Cut...]]> "English Assignment" - June 9, 2008 http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/09/english-assignment/ http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/09/english-assignment/ Mon, 09 Jun 2008 14:59:42 -0000 <a href="http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/09/english-assignment/">"English Assignment" - June 9, 2008</a> Brenda approaches Koala in the school hallway with a camcorder. Brenda: Hi Koala! Koala: Pfft. Take it outside, dork-o. Brenda: I was going to film you for an English assignment, but never mind. Koala: Hold on! Koala imagines himself swimming in a pool of Oscars, getting tons of applause. Koala: How many explosions do I run away from? Brenda: (frustrated) It's for an English assignment. "English Assignment" - June 9, 2008

Brenda approaches Koala in the school hallway with a camcorder.
Brenda: Hi Koala!
Koala: Pfft. Take it outside, dork-o.

Brenda: I was going to film you for an English assignment, but never mind.
Koala: Hold on!

Koala imagines himself swimming in a pool of Oscars, getting tons of applause.

Koala: How many explosions do I run away from?
Brenda: (frustrated) It's for an English assignment.]]> "MySpace Blog" - June 2, 2008 http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/02/myspace-blog/ http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/02/myspace-blog/ Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:12:34 -0000 <a href="http://hellakoala.com/2008/06/02/myspace-blog/">"MySpace Blog" - June 2, 2008</a> Koala types into a computer. Koala: (on screen) yo MySpace BLOG, wHaT UP?? Koala: 2day I BANGed this hawt chick @ a ViDeO StOrE! i am a TOTAL p.i.m.p. Koala thinks. Koala: i started by SPOONing her in da BuTT and THEN we did KaRmA SuPra!!! "MySpace Blog" - June 2, 2008

Koala types into a computer.
Koala: (on screen) yo MySpace BLOG, wHaT UP??

Koala: 2day I BANGed this hawt chick @ a ViDeO StOrE! i am a TOTAL p.i.m.p.

Koala thinks.

Koala: i started by SPOONing her in da BuTT and THEN we did KaRmA SuPra!!!]]> "Rejection" - May 26, 2008 http://hellakoala.com/2008/05/26/rejection/ http://hellakoala.com/2008/05/26/rejection/ Mon, 26 May 2008 19:40:42 -0000 <a href="http://hellakoala.com/2008/05/26/rejection/">"Rejection" - May 26, 2008</a> Henry drives Koala in the limo. Koala: I can't believe she wouldn't go out with me. Henry: Well sir, don't beat yourself up over it. Koala: You're right. Hey, I know what would make us both feel better. Henry: What? Koala starts throwing ketchup balloons! Koala: KETCHUP BALLOON FIGHT! "Rejection" - May 26, 2008

Henry drives Koala in the limo.
Koala: I can't believe she wouldn't go out with me.
Henry: Well sir, don't beat yourself up over it.

Koala: You're right. Hey, I know what would make us both feel better.
Henry: What?

Koala starts throwing ketchup balloons!
Koala: KETCHUP BALLOON FIGHT!]]> "Date" - May 19th, 2008 http://hellakoala.com/2008/05/19/date/ http://hellakoala.com/2008/05/19/date/ Mon, 19 May 2008 16:47:35 -0000 <a href="http://hellakoala.com/2008/05/19/date/">"Date" - May 19th, 2008</a> Koala talks to Ally, who's behind the counter of the video store. Koala: I will take you on the perfect date! Koala: There'll be champagne, candlelight and plenty of raspberry condoms. Ally: On our date, can I take those things and shove them down your stupid little throat? Koala: (turned on) ...yes? "Date" - May 19th, 2008

Koala talks to Ally, who's behind the counter of the video store.
Koala: I will take you on the perfect date!

Koala: There'll be champagne, candlelight and plenty of raspberry condoms.

Ally: On our date, can I take those things and shove them down your stupid little throat?

Koala: (turned on) ...yes?]]> "Fight Club" - May 12, 2008 http://hellakoala.com/2008/05/12/fight-club/ http://hellakoala.com/2008/05/12/fight-club/ Mon, 12 May 2008 15:27:16 -0000 <a href="http://hellakoala.com/2008/05/12/fight-club/">"Fight Club" - May 12, 2008</a> Koala is at a video store, checking out a huge stack of DVDs. Ally is behind the register, not caring. Koala: I'll take all 20 copies of Fight Club. Koala: God, I love Fight Club. It's a movie about guys not changing themselves for women. I can totally relate to that. Ally: I hate Fight Club. Koala: So do I. Wanna date me? "Fight Club" - May 12, 2008

Koala is at a video store, checking out a huge stack of DVDs. Ally is behind the register, not caring.
Koala: I'll take all 20 copies of Fight Club.

Koala: God, I love Fight Club. It's a movie about guys not changing themselves for women. I can totally relate to that.

Ally: I hate Fight Club.
Koala: So do I. Wanna date me?]]>