rocket science - latest additions http://rocketcomics.com The latest transcribed rocket science comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:48 -0000 60 #11 http://rocketcomics.com/080225.html http://rocketcomics.com/080225.html Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:23:49 -0000 <a href="http://rocketcomics.com/080225.html">#11</a><br> <br> ken: trevor! fron and center! <br \> <br \> ken: i'm sick of your imature pranks. <br \> trevor: i don't know what you're talking about. <br \> <br \> ken: that's not wat te fake vomit in my coffee this morning said <br \> trevor: oh... <br \> <br \> ken: yeah yeah, get back to work. <br \> <br \> (ken sits down on a whoopie cushion) #11

ken: trevor! fron and center!

ken: i'm sick of your imature pranks.
trevor: i don't know what you're talking about.

ken: that's not wat te fake vomit in my coffee this morning said
trevor: oh...

ken: yeah yeah, get back to work.

(ken sits down on a whoopie cushion)]]> #10 http://rocketcomics.com/080222.html http://rocketcomics.com/080222.html Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:46:49 -0000 <a href="http://rocketcomics.com/080222.html">#10</a><br> <br> trevor: (spite a spit ball at ken) <br \> <br \> ken: (gives "the look") <br \> <br \> trevor: eh heh <br \> <br \> ken: (has spit balls all over his back and a kick me sign) #10

trevor: (spite a spit ball at ken)

ken: (gives "the look")

trevor: eh heh

ken: (has spit balls all over his back and a kick me sign)]]> #9 http://rocketcomics.com/080221.html http://rocketcomics.com/080221.html Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:44:17 -0000 <a href="http://rocketcomics.com/080221.html">#9</a><br> <br> ken: computer, please put "king mcdonald" on screen. <br \> computer: 0100111010101011100100101 <br \> <br \> robot: pending... initializing satelite ion camera. <br \> <br \> Government city, Mars <br \> king mcdonald: oh my god, this chicken is delicious. this is true tribute! <br \> <br \> king mcdonald: is this your first time cooking this? <br \> woman: no? i cook this for my family and frie-- <br \> <br \> king mcdonald: what?! you cook for others besides the king?! have her executed immediately! <br \> <br \> ken: well, at least uncle phil is happy. #9

ken: computer, please put "king mcdonald" on screen.
computer: 0100111010101011100100101

robot: pending... initializing satelite ion camera.

Government city, Mars
king mcdonald: oh my god, this chicken is delicious. this is true tribute!

king mcdonald: is this your first time cooking this?
woman: no? i cook this for my family and frie--

king mcdonald: what?! you cook for others besides the king?! have her executed immediately!

ken: well, at least uncle phil is happy.]]> #8 http://rocketcomics.com/080220.html http://rocketcomics.com/080220.html Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:41:37 -0000 <a href="http://rocketcomics.com/080220.html">#8</a><br> <br> rocket science presents: "don't throw rocks in a glass house" #8

rocket science presents: "don't throw rocks in a glass house"]]> #7 http://rocketcomics.com/080219.html http://rocketcomics.com/080219.html Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:37:26 -0000 <a href="http://rocketcomics.com/080219.html">#7</a><br> <br> ken: All right, <br \> what are we going <br \> to do? <br \> <br \> ken: I know! <br \> i have the perfect <br \> plan. <br \> <br \> uncle phil: hello? <br \> who are you? <br \> what do you <br \> want? <br \> ken: hey, uncle phil. <br \> want to be king <br \> of the universe? <br \> we've got an <br \> opening. <br \> <br \> ken: problem <br \> solved. #7

ken: All right,
what are we going
to do?

ken: I know!
i have the perfect
plan.

uncle phil: hello?
who are you?
what do you
want?
ken: hey, uncle phil.
want to be king
of the universe?
we've got an
opening.

ken: problem
solved.]]> #6 http://rocketcomics.com/080218.html http://rocketcomics.com/080218.html Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:36:01 -0000 <a href="http://rocketcomics.com/080218.html">#6</a><br> <br> ken: oh my god! i just killed the king of the universe! <br \> <br \> zhen: jeez, what are we going to do. <br \> ken: @%#* <br \> <br \> ken: o #%@*! it's the police! we're screwed! <br \> <br \> robot: captain johnson? what do u want to do with the pile of-- <br \> <br \> ken: get away from me, po-po! <br \> <br \> robot: son of a-- #6

ken: oh my god! i just killed the king of the universe!

zhen: jeez, what are we going to do.
ken: @%#*

ken: o #%@*! it's the police! we're screwed!

robot: captain johnson? what do u want to do with the pile of--

ken: get away from me, po-po!

robot: son of a--]]> #5 http://rocketcomics.com/080215.html http://rocketcomics.com/080215.html Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:33:59 -0000 <a href="http://rocketcomics.com/080215.html">#5</a><br> <br> ken: i can't believe that fat @#$% took my battle cruiser! there is no way he can do that! <br \> zhen: he's the king , he can do anything he wants. <br \> <br \> ken: king or not, that fat king can't, and will not take my battle cruiser! <br \> zhen: oh boy... <br \> <br \> ken: it's go time! i'm going to teach that son of a @$#% a lesson! <br \> <br \> ken: hey! king mcdonald! <br \> king mcdonald: hmm? <br \> <br \> ken: say hello to my little friend! <br \> <br \> king mcdonald: AHHHHH! #5

ken: i can't believe that fat @#$% took my battle cruiser! there is no way he can do that!
zhen: he's the king , he can do anything he wants.

ken: king or not, that fat king can't, and will not take my battle cruiser!
zhen: oh boy...

ken: it's go time! i'm going to teach that son of a @$#% a lesson!

ken: hey! king mcdonald!
king mcdonald: hmm?

ken: say hello to my little friend!

king mcdonald: AHHHHH!]]> #4 http://rocketcomics.com/080213.html http://rocketcomics.com/080213.html Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:31:10 -0000 <a href="http://rocketcomics.com/080213.html">#4</a><br> <br> robot: sir johnson, king mcdonald is coming to rocket-tech. <br \> <br \> ken: King Mcdonald?! this is such an honor! get the nicechina out! <br \> <br \> ken: ahh, king mcdonald, welcome -- <br \> king mcdonlad: --welcome to my battle cruiser young man. <br \> <br \> ken: your battle cruiser? this isn't your battle cruiser, this is my battle cruiser. <br \> king mcdonald: well...it's mine now <br \> <br \> ken: don't do it johnson! it'll onlybring trouble! #4

robot: sir johnson, king mcdonald is coming to rocket-tech.

ken: King Mcdonald?! this is such an honor! get the nicechina out!

ken: ahh, king mcdonald, welcome --
king mcdonlad: --welcome to my battle cruiser young man.

ken: your battle cruiser? this isn't your battle cruiser, this is my battle cruiser.
king mcdonald: well...it's mine now

ken: don't do it johnson! it'll onlybring trouble!]]> #3 http://rocketcomics.com/080211.html http://rocketcomics.com/080211.html Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:28:47 -0000 <a href="http://rocketcomics.com/080211.html">#3</a><br> <br> zhen: Hey robot! <br \> <br \> zhen: check out my guns! lock and load! <br \> <br \> robot: aah...yes. those "guns" are quite large indeed <br \> <br \> robot: now stand back and let me show you how "loaded" my "guns" are. <br \> <br \> robot: eat it flesh bag! #3

zhen: Hey robot!

zhen: check out my guns! lock and load!

robot: aah...yes. those "guns" are quite large indeed

robot: now stand back and let me show you how "loaded" my "guns" are.

robot: eat it flesh bag!]]> #2 http://rocketcomics.com/080208.html http://rocketcomics.com/080208.html Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:27:25 -0000 <a href="http://rocketcomics.com/080208.html">#2</a><br> <br> ken: Ahh, I love <br \> life on a battle cruiser. <br \> <br \> zhen: why, this is an old, lifeless space ship. and it has "war" written all over it. <br \> <br \> ken: there's a lot of room to do anything you want. <br \> and it's better than my previous job. <br \> <br \> ken: welcome to mr. happy's burger place, home of the happy urger, may I take you order? <br \> <br \> alien: speaking jibberish. <br \> <br \> ken: sir, I'm going to have to ask you to speak clearly into the speaker. #2

ken: Ahh, I love
life on a battle cruiser.

zhen: why, this is an old, lifeless space ship. and it has "war" written all over it.

ken: there's a lot of room to do anything you want.
and it's better than my previous job.

ken: welcome to mr. happy's burger place, home of the happy urger, may I take you order?

alien: speaking jibberish.

ken: sir, I'm going to have to ask you to speak clearly into the speaker.]]>