http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/ The latest transcribed The Adventures of Heavens and Bahran comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:01:57 -0000 60 http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/if-it-wasnt-for-those-meddling-kids/ http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/if-it-wasnt-for-those-meddling-kids/ Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:03:12 -0000 <a href="http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/if-it-wasnt-for-those-meddling-kids/">If it wasn't for those meddling kids!</a><br> <br> Bahran: Ugh, my mouth tastes like the inside of Mary Worth's vagina. <br \> <br \> Heavens: What? Like, the lady from the newspaper comics? <br \> <br \> Bahran: Yes. If it wasn’t for those meddling kids!

Bahran: Ugh, my mouth tastes like the inside of Mary Worth's vagina.

Heavens: What? Like, the lady from the newspaper comics?

Bahran: Yes.]]> http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/this-one-isnt-funny/ http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/this-one-isnt-funny/ Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:00:16 -0000 <a href="http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/this-one-isnt-funny/">This one isn't funny.</a><br> <br> Bahran [one the phone]: HELLO! 911? THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE! <br \> <br \> 911 Operator: OK sir, just calm down. Can you give me your name and address? <br \> Bahran: YES, MY NAME IS BAHRAN AND - <br \> 911 Operator: Oh, it's you... Sir, is that "someone" you? <br \> Bahran: YES, HOW'D YOU KNOW? <br \> <br \> 911 Operator: This is the third time you called in the last fifteen minutes. This one isn't funny.

Bahran [one the phone]: HELLO! 911? THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE!

911 Operator: OK sir, just calm down. Can you give me your name and address?
Bahran: YES, MY NAME IS BAHRAN AND -
911 Operator: Oh, it's you... Sir, is that "someone" you?
Bahran: YES, HOW'D YOU KNOW?

911 Operator: This is the third time you called in the last fifteen minutes.]]> http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/the-administrator-told-me-not-to-look-the-kids-in-the-eyes/ http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/the-administrator-told-me-not-to-look-the-kids-in-the-eyes/ Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:53:58 -0000 <a href="http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/the-administrator-told-me-not-to-look-the-kids-in-the-eyes/">The Administrator Told Me Not to Look the Kids in the Eyes...</a><br> <br> Bahran: OK, so maybe you are just a bunch of useless inner-city kids with no chance for success. And maybe there is no chance that you'll ever graduate. In fact, I highly doubt that most of you can even manage to get GEDs. You probably couldn't even pass a blood test. <br \> <br \> [[Later that day...]] <br \> Bahran: *sigh* <br \> Heavens: You speech didn't go so well, I take it? <br \> <br \> Bahran: In retrospect, I probably should not have thrown my feces at them. The Administrator Told Me Not to Look the Kids in the Eyes…

Bahran: OK, so maybe you are just a bunch of useless inner-city kids with no chance for success. And maybe there is no chance that you'll ever graduate. In fact, I highly doubt that most of you can even manage to get GEDs. You probably couldn't even pass a blood test.

[[Later that day...]]
Bahran: *sigh*
Heavens: You speech didn't go so well, I take it?

Bahran: In retrospect, I probably should not have thrown my feces at them.]]> http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/hey-hey-you-yeah-you-there/ http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/hey-hey-you-yeah-you-there/ Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:46:35 -0000 <a href="http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/hey-hey-you-yeah-you-there/">HEY, HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU THERE!</a><br> <br> [[There is a dragon in the first panel]] <br \> <br \> [[From the second panel, Bahran is looking at the dragon]] <br \> <br \> Bahran: Was that a dragon in the first panel? <br \> Heavens: Yes. HEY, HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU THERE!

[[There is a dragon in the first panel]]

[[From the second panel, Bahran is looking at the dragon]]

Bahran: Was that a dragon in the first panel?
Heavens: Yes.]]> http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/breaking-nothing-happened/ http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/breaking-nothing-happened/ Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:45:12 -0000 <a href="http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/breaking-nothing-happened/">BREAKING: NOTHING HAPPENED!</a><br> <br> Bahran: I don't know how to say this... but your dog is dead. <br \> Heavens: APRIL FOOLS! <br \> <br \> [[They stare at each other]] <br \> <br \> Bahran: No. BREAKING: NOTHING HAPPENED!

Bahran: I don't know how to say this... but your dog is dead.
Heavens: APRIL FOOLS!

[[They stare at each other]]

Bahran: No.]]> http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/the-adventures-of-heavens-and-bahran-issue-01-who-ate-all-my-french-toast-and-cheesy-crackers-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-write-a-really-long-title-for-this-comic/ http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/the-adventures-of-heavens-and-bahran-issue-01-who-ate-all-my-french-toast-and-cheesy-crackers-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-write-a-really-long-title-for-this-comic/ Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:43:15 -0000 <a href="http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/the-adventures-of-heavens-and-bahran-issue-01-who-ate-all-my-french-toast-and-cheesy-crackers-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-write-a-really-long-title-for-this-comic/">The Adventures of Heavens and Bahran Issue #01 - Who ate all my French Toast and Cheesy Crackers? OR How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Write a Really Long Title for This Comic</a><br> <br> Heavens: We wanted to start with a different comic. But the webmaster wouldn't let us. <br \> Bahran: So we're making this one as crappy as possible. <br \> <br \> [[Floating in the middle of the panel, off center]]: As crappy as possible. <br \> <br \> [[Floating in the middle of the panel, off center, a little lower than before]]: As crappy as possible. The Adventures of Heavens and Bahran Issue #01 - Who ate all my French Toast and Cheesy Crackers? OR How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Write a Really Long Title for This Comic

Heavens: We wanted to start with a different comic. But the webmaster wouldn't let us.
Bahran: So we're making this one as crappy as possible.

[[Floating in the middle of the panel, off center]]: As crappy as possible.

[[Floating in the middle of the panel, off center, a little lower than before]]: As crappy as possible.]]>