http://stationv3.com The latest transcribed Station V3 comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 03 Oct 2011 06:12:03 -0000 60 http://stationv3.com/d/20111002.html http://stationv3.com/d/20111002.html Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:28:42 -0000 <a href="http://stationv3.com/d/20111002.html">Station V3 archives - Sunday 02 October 2011 (#3051)</a><br> <br> [[The Blue Alien and the Gas Can Alien (without his gas can) are floating near an asteroid which is going slightly unreal on one side, with a sign that says "This asteroid is 90% back to normal!"]] <br> Blue Alien: ...It's the other ten percent you have to watch out for! Station V3 archives - Sunday 02 October 2011 (#3051)

[[The Blue Alien and the Gas Can Alien (without his gas can) are floating near an asteroid which is going slightly unreal on one side, with a sign that says "This asteroid is 90% back to normal!"]]
Blue Alien: ...It's the other ten percent you have to watch out for!]]> http://stationv3.com/d/20110925.html http://stationv3.com/d/20110925.html Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:23:42 -0000 <a href="http://stationv3.com/d/20110925.html">Station V3 archives - Sunday 25 September 2011 (#3044)</a><br> <br> [[On the planet, a rumormonger is talking to Morty]] <br> Rumormonger: Rumor has it V4's security officer heard the latest hyperspace rumors, and wrote a new poem about them! <br> <br> [[V4's security officer flies his shuttle through space]] <br> V4's security officer: Neap went into hyperspace / And that is a disaster / I will tell you all about it / And I am a... <br> <br> [[He thinks about what he's about to say]] <br> V4's security officer: ... <br> <br> [[He turns the shuttle around a flies away]] <br> <br> [[Back on the planet]] <br> Morty: ...Poetaster? <br> Rumormonger: That works. Station V3 archives - Sunday 25 September 2011 (#3044)

[[On the planet, a rumormonger is talking to Morty]]
Rumormonger: Rumor has it V4's security officer heard the latest hyperspace rumors, and wrote a new poem about them!

[[V4's security officer flies his shuttle through space]]
V4's security officer: Neap went into hyperspace / And that is a disaster / I will tell you all about it / And I am a...

[[He thinks about what he's about to say]]
V4's security officer: ...

[[He turns the shuttle around a flies away]]

[[Back on the planet]]
Morty: ...Poetaster?
Rumormonger: That works.]]> http://stationv3.com/d/20110125.html http://stationv3.com/d/20110125.html Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:23:29 -0000 <a href="http://stationv3.com/d/20110125.html">Station V3 archives - Tuesday 25 January 2011 (#2801)</a><br> <br> [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]] <br> Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it Morty and Ebb have gone to the third planet to ask the Monolith how it got everything back to normal! <br> <br> Rumormonger 2: Rumor has it it wasn't the Monolith... Rumor has it it was the Space Eel! <br> <br> [[The Space Eel is floating in space]] <br> The Space Eel (thinking): ...Rumor has it he doesn't know what he's talking about. <br> <br> [[Back on the planet]] <br> Rumormonger 1: That's normal. <br> Rumormonger 2: ...What? Station V3 archives - Tuesday 25 January 2011 (#2801)

[[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]]
Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it Morty and Ebb have gone to the third planet to ask the Monolith how it got everything back to normal!

Rumormonger 2: Rumor has it it wasn't the Monolith... Rumor has it it was the Space Eel!

[[The Space Eel is floating in space]]
The Space Eel (thinking): ...Rumor has it he doesn't know what he's talking about.

[[Back on the planet]]
Rumormonger 1: That's normal.
Rumormonger 2: ...What?]]> http://stationv3.com/d/20101111.html http://stationv3.com/d/20101111.html Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:23:19 -0000 <a href="http://stationv3.com/d/20101111.html">Thursday 11 November 2010 (#2726)</a><br> <br> Violet: :::Mr. Substitute got Floyd's program to stop glitching::: <br> <br> Rumormonger 1: ...Okay, so rumor has it the monolith on the gas giant's moon now has the whole solar system inside it, which includes the other monolith, which also has the whole solar system inside it, including the gas giant's moon! <br> <br> Rumormonger 2: I'm going to call V3 and explain that to Floyd! <br> <br> Floyd: Glitch glitch beep zap glitch! Thursday 11 November 2010 (#2726)

Violet: :::Mr. Substitute got Floyd's program to stop glitching:::

Rumormonger 1: ...Okay, so rumor has it the monolith on the gas giant's moon now has the whole solar system inside it, which includes the other monolith, which also has the whole solar system inside it, including the gas giant's moon!

Rumormonger 2: I'm going to call V3 and explain that to Floyd!

Floyd: Glitch glitch beep zap glitch!]]> http://stationv3.com/d/20101110.html http://stationv3.com/d/20101110.html Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:23:10 -0000 <a href="http://stationv3.com/d/20101110.html">Station V3 archives - Wednesday 10 November 2010 (#2725)</a><br> <br> Rumormonger with beard: ...And that's why Honest J!on is selling sour milk seven percent off! <br> <br> Rumormonger: Okay, yes, very informative. But I wanted to hear the latest rumor about the monolith on the gas giant's moon! <br> <br> [[Cut to frame of monolith on gas giant's moon inside some sort of unreality field.]] <br> <br> Rumormonger with beard: I didn't think that one was quite as interesting. Station V3 archives - Wednesday 10 November 2010 (#2725)

Rumormonger with beard: ...And that's why Honest J!on is selling sour milk seven percent off!

Rumormonger: Okay, yes, very informative. But I wanted to hear the latest rumor about the monolith on the gas giant's moon!

[[Cut to frame of monolith on gas giant's moon inside some sort of unreality field.]]

Rumormonger with beard: I didn't think that one was quite as interesting.]]> http://stationv3.com/d/20101017.html http://stationv3.com/d/20101017.html Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:22:57 -0000 <a href="http://stationv3.com/d/20101017.html">Station V3 archives - Sunday 17 October 2010 (#2701)</a><br> <br> [[Gas Can man and the Blue Alien are upside down next to an asteroid, the Space Eel is right side up]] <br> Asteroid [[Text upside down]]:Everything will soon be completely back to normal! <br> Blue Alien [[Text right side up]]:I don't know about you, bit I'm having a hard time believing this. Station V3 archives - Sunday 17 October 2010 (#2701)

[[Gas Can man and the Blue Alien are upside down next to an asteroid, the Space Eel is right side up]]
Asteroid [[Text upside down]]:Everything will soon be completely back to normal!
Blue Alien [[Text right side up]]:I don't know about you, bit I'm having a hard time believing this.]]> http://stationv3.com/d/20101005.html http://stationv3.com/d/20101005.html Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:22:18 -0000 <a href="http://stationv3.com/d/20101005.html">Station V3 archives - Tuesday 05 October 2010 (#2689)</a><br> <br> Ebb: The Rumormongers are saying the Monolith is bored! <br> <br> Ebb: We're definitely going to have to do something about that... A bored Monolith is a DANGEROUS Monolith! <br> <br> [[Morty is rolling his eyes]] <br> <br> [[On the third planet beside the Monolith there is now a sing it says Bowling Tournament Monoliths Welcome!]] <br> Monolith: ? Station V3 archives - Tuesday 05 October 2010 (#2689)

Ebb: The Rumormongers are saying the Monolith is bored!

Ebb: We're definitely going to have to do something about that... A bored Monolith is a DANGEROUS Monolith!

[[Morty is rolling his eyes]]

[[On the third planet beside the Monolith there is now a sing it says Bowling Tournament Monoliths Welcome!]]
Monolith: ?]]> http://stationv3.com/d/20090706.html http://stationv3.com/d/20090706.html Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:21:51 -0000 <a href="http://stationv3.com/d/20090706.html">Station V3 archives - Monday 06 July 2009 (#2233)</a><br> <br> Rumormonger without fedora: Tell me you have some news on what's going on up on the station! <br> <br> Rumormonger with fedora: Okay... I have some news on what's going on up on the station! <br> <br> [[Pitch black.]] <br> Floyd wants a status report. <br> Okay... the generator is still broken. <br> <br> Rumormonger without fedora: I already knew that! <br> Rumormonger with fedora: So did Floyd. Station V3 archives - Monday 06 July 2009 (#2233)

Rumormonger without fedora: Tell me you have some news on what's going on up on the station!

Rumormonger with fedora: Okay... I have some news on what's going on up on the station!

[[Pitch black.]]
Floyd wants a status report.
Okay... the generator is still broken.

Rumormonger without fedora: I already knew that!
Rumormonger with fedora: So did Floyd.]]> http://stationv3.com/d/20100409.html http://stationv3.com/d/20100409.html Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:21:29 -0000 <a href="http://stationv3.com/d/20100409.html">Station V3 archives - Friday 09 April 2010 (#2510)</a><br> <br> [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]] <br> Rumormonger 1: Guess what just happened up on V3? <br> <br> Rumormonger 1: Here's a hint... The monsters from the Large Magellanic Cloud are gone, and it had something to do with the Monolith! <br> <br> [[The rumormongers look up at the sky as a dimension shift approaches]] <br> <br> [[The rumormongers are caught up in the dimension shift]] <br> Rumormonger 2: ...Do you still want me to guess? Station V3 archives - Friday 09 April 2010 (#2510)

[[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]]
Rumormonger 1: Guess what just happened up on V3?

Rumormonger 1: Here's a hint... The monsters from the Large Magellanic Cloud are gone, and it had something to do with the Monolith!

[[The rumormongers look up at the sky as a dimension shift approaches]]

[[The rumormongers are caught up in the dimension shift]]
Rumormonger 2: ...Do you still want me to guess?]]> http://stationv3.com/d/20100329.html http://stationv3.com/d/20100329.html Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:21:21 -0000 <a href="http://stationv3.com/d/20100329.html">Station V3 archives - Monday 29 March 2010 (#2499)</a><br> <br> [[On the rumormongers' planet, two rumormongers are discussing how to get away from the surrounding monsters.]] <br> Rumormonger 1: We should go up to V3... We'll be safer there! <br> <br> Rumormonger 2: What makes you think we'll be safer on the station? It could be MORE dangerous for us up there! <br> <br> Rumormonger 1: ...What's up there that's more dangerous than a planet full of angry monsters from the Large Magellanic Cloud? <br> <br> [[On Station V3, Morty is looking at the chef's special for today: TRIPE LOAF SURPRISE. The chef looks optimistic about Morty's potential response.]] Station V3 archives - Monday 29 March 2010 (#2499)

[[On the rumormongers' planet, two rumormongers are discussing how to get away from the surrounding monsters.]]
Rumormonger 1: We should go up to V3... We'll be safer there!

Rumormonger 2: What makes you think we'll be safer on the station? It could be MORE dangerous for us up there!

Rumormonger 1: ...What's up there that's more dangerous than a planet full of angry monsters from the Large Magellanic Cloud?

[[On Station V3, Morty is looking at the chef's special for today: TRIPE LOAF SURPRISE. The chef looks optimistic about Morty's potential response.]]]]>