Fetus-X - latest additions

Fetus-X - latest additions http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php The latest transcribed Fetus-X comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:10:09 -0000 60 Jokes! http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12531 http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12531 Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:47:04 -0000 <a href="http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12531">Jokes!</a> My juvenile JOKES! about Satanica's mom totally bombed Now the chase is on and readers respond: 45.7% Thinck I should run like hell. 6.7% Say I should learn how to spell. 5.5% Tell me to apologize or rip out my eyes. 7.2% Have some summertime tips for toning my thighs. 14.4% Feel it's important to make jokes About the folks that make us choke. 8.3% Must be derided for they are undecided. 12.2% Think taking time to paint pictures is silly When that Devil Girl! Is coming! To kill me! Jokes!

My juvenile JOKES! about Satanicas mom totally bombed
Now the chase is on and readers respond:
45.7% Thinck I should run like hell.
6.7% Say I should learn how to spell.
5.5% Tell me to apologize or rip out my eyes.
7.2% Have some summertime tips for toning my thighs.
14.4% Feel its important to make jokes
About the folks that make us choke.
8.3% Must be derided for they are undecided.
12.2% Think taking time to paint pictures is silly
When that Devil Girl! Is coming! To kill me!]]> WAR! http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12521&name=fetusx http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12521&name=fetusx Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:47:03 -0000 <a href="http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12521&name=fetusx">WAR!</a> I gotta stop the stupid Chupacabra WAR! We don't need your hardcore gore galore anymore. 1) I'll return to my Fortress of Bad Attitude And fill it with carnivorous Jell-O cubes. 2) Then I'll send out diplomat pterodactyls To teach the world to jack off to porno fractals. 3) Then me and my terr-artist cell will make you trip With this painting of a motherfuckin' pirate ship! 4) And if that doesn't make the universe a better place We could always just shoot each other in the face. WAR!

I gotta stop the stupid Chupacabra WAR!
We dont need your hardcore gore galore anymore.

1) Ill return to my Fortress of Bad Attitude
And fill it with carnivorous Jell-O cubes.

2) Then Ill send out diplomat pterodactyls
To teach the world to jack off to porno fractals.

3) Then me and my terr-artist cell will make you trip
With this painting of a motherfuckin pirate ship!

4) And if that doesnt make the universe a better place
We could always just shoot each other in the face.]]> Nightmare! http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12495&name=fetusx http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12495&name=fetusx Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:47:01 -0000 <a href="http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12495&name=fetusx">Nightmare!</a> My name is Eric Millikin and now I'm gonna get killed again When this nightmare flood of blood cuts off my oxygen. Maybe if I can finish this painting before I start fainting Then when I'm dead some dudes might still find me entertaining. Meanwhile I'll try to persist in perceiving this from an optimist's stance: At least you people can't really tell that I've pissed blood in my pants. Now I'm getting nervous; I definitely don't deserve this Just when things can't get badder they hit their worstest. Nightmare!

My name is Eric Millikin and now Im gonna get killed again
When this nightmare flood of blood cuts off my oxygen.
Maybe if I can finish this painting before I start fainting
Then when Im dead some dudes might still find me entertaining.
Meanwhile Ill try to persist in perceiving this from an optimists stance:
At least you people cant really tell that Ive pissed blood in my pants.
Now Im getting nervous; I definitely dont deserve this
Just when things cant get badder they hit their worstest.]]> Nightmares! http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12486&name=fetusx http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12486&name=fetusx Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:47:00 -0000 <a href="http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12486&name=fetusx">Nightmares!</a> I've got a sickening secret that I can't keep About why so many people die in their sleep. Sometimes your mind will melt in a massive fire When faced with nightmares by Narcissa the Vampire. Other times she'll just snap your heart in two Forcing you to face the dreams you can't make true. She'll show you it's the waking world you should fear; That's why I only sleep once every other year. See, I know about dreams frontward and back Even though I'm a total mother fucking insomniac. Oh, piss, painting this picture has made me tired! If I die in my sleep, blame that Princess of Vampires. Nightmares!

Ive got a sickening secret that I cant keep
About why so many people die in their sleep.
Sometimes your mind will melt in a massive fire
When faced with nightmares by Narcissa the Vampire.
Other times shell just snap your heart in two
Forcing you to face the dreams you cant make true.
Shell show you its the waking world you should fear;
Thats why I only sleep once every other year.
See, I know about dreams frontward and back
Even though Im a total mother fucking insomniac.
Oh, piss, painting this picture has made me tired!
If I die in my sleep, blame that Princess of Vampires.]]> Your stupid race http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12470&name=fetusx http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12470&name=fetusx Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:46:58 -0000 <a href="http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12470&name=fetusx">Your stupid race</a> Look, I gotta say it to your face: I really hate your stupid race. To help you, I've made a list Of all the races that make me pissed: The nuclear arms race is at number five (I'd hate it more but I'm still alive). Next on my list of targets for an awesome race war, I've got the three-legged sack race at number four. The U.S. Presidential race is at number three Because it's full of lies and criminal stupidity. And the human race is at two, not number one, Because the race I hate most is in the movie "Cannonball Run." Now let me know if there's any I've missed And I'll add your stupid race to my "Most Hated" list. Your stupid race

Look, I gotta say it to your face:
I really hate your stupid race.
To help you, Ive made a list
Of all the races that make me pissed:
The nuclear arms race is at number five
(Id hate it more but Im still alive).
Next on my list of targets for an awesome race war,
Ive got the three-legged sack race at number four.
The U.S. Presidential race is at number three
Because its full of lies and criminal stupidity.
And the human race is at two, not number one,
Because the race I hate most is in the movie Cannonball Run.
Now let me know if theres any Ive missed
And Ill add your stupid race to my Most Hated list.]]> Sip of Blood! http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12450&name=fetusx http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12450&name=fetusx Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:46:57 -0000 <a href="http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12450&name=fetusx">Sip of Blood!</a> There's a vampire in this dream And I'm not sure what she means When she says, "One sip of blood Is just the start of the flood." Is that just a half-assed Sort of weather forecast? Should I go to the park And build myself an ark? Did that vampire curse me? Because I sure am thirsty. Maybe she means you can die real quick Starting from just the tiniest prick. "Starting from just the tiniest prick," Is a good start to a joke about your dick. Maybe she was just trying to chat? Sure, I'll drink blood to that. Sip of Blood!

Theres a vampire in this dream
And Im not sure what she means
When she says, One sip of blood
Is just the start of the flood.

Is that just a half-assed
Sort of weather forecast?
Should I go to the park
And build myself an ark?
Did that vampire curse me?
Because I sure am thirsty.

Maybe she means you can die real quick
Starting from just the tiniest prick.
Starting from just the tiniest prick,
Is a good start to a joke about your dick.

Maybe she was just trying to chat?
Sure, Ill drink blood to that.]]> Zombie God! http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12435&name=fetusx http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12435&name=fetusx Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:46:55 -0000 <a href="http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12435&name=fetusx">Zombie God!</a> There's a psychic fetus feeding on my brain Stealing all my secret girlfriends' names. Don't you think that's a sorta odd Thing to do in the name of a zombie god? Zombie god? Zombie god? In the name of a still born zombie god? Crap, I had a joke about your boob job, But my memory has been robbed. I can't remember if I blew my wad While being chased by a Mossad firing squad From Cape Cod to Riyadh While waving a four-foot dilrod In the name of your zombie god? Zombie god? Zombie god? In the name of your lobotomy zombie god? Zombie God!

Theres a psychic fetus feeding on my brain
Stealing all my secret girlfriends names.
Dont you think thats a sorta odd
Thing to do in the name of a zombie god?
Zombie god? Zombie god?
In the name of a still born zombie god?

Crap, I had a joke about your boob job,
But my memory has been robbed.
I cant remember if I blew my wad
While being chased by a Mossad firing squad
From Cape Cod to Riyadh
While waving a four-foot dilrod
In the name of your zombie god?
Zombie god? Zombie god?
In the name of your lobotomy zombie god?]]> Interview With A Poltergeist http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12416&name=fetusx http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12416&name=fetusx Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:46:51 -0000 <a href="http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12416&name=fetusx">Interview With A Poltergeist</a> I contacted Alicia with my Ouija Board; Thankfully my questions didn't get ignored. Q: What kind of tea do ghosts drink? A: Boo Tea. Q: Where do ghosts get honey? A: Boo Bees. Q: What germ warfare agent do ghosts store in their hats? A: The Boo Bonnet Plague. Q: How does a ghost get half of a glue gun? A: Break in Two Electric Boo Glue. Interview With A Poltergeist

I contacted Alicia with my Ouija Board;
Thankfully my questions didnt get ignored.

Q: What kind of tea do ghosts drink?
A: Boo Tea.

Q: Where do ghosts get honey?
A: Boo Bees.

Q: What germ warfare agent do ghosts store in their hats?
A: The Boo Bonnet Plague.

Q: How does a ghost get half of a glue gun?
A: Break in Two Electric Boo Glue.]]> Meet Eric & Fetus-X! http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12411&name=fetusx http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12411&name=fetusx Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:58:59 -0000 <a href="http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12411&name=fetusx">Meet Eric & Fetus-X!</a> Meet Eric & Fetus-X! My friend Fetus wants to eat all your brains; I'm Eric and I'll just have a fuckin' burrito. It only makes sense to eat brains in self-defense, Like that one time Chewbacca ate Greedo's. Now Fetus worships a giant brain from space While I follow a more agnostic credo. No more holy wars or stoning whores - I'll skip church to paint poltergeists in my prom tuxedo. And while I've fallen in love with a vampire chick, Nothing seems to stroke that little fetal libido. He swims by, naked and alone in formaldehyde; Myself, I'd at least wear a fluorescent thong Speedo. Meet Eric & Fetus-X!

Meet Eric & Fetus-X!

My friend Fetus wants to eat all your brains;
Im Eric and Ill just have a fuckin burrito.
It only makes sense to eat brains in self-defense,
Like that one time Chewbacca ate Greedos.

Now Fetus worships a giant brain from space
While I follow a more agnostic credo.
No more holy wars or stoning whores
Ill skip church to paint poltergeists in my prom tuxedo.

And while Ive fallen in love with a vampire chick,
Nothing seems to stroke that little fetal libido.
He swims by, naked and alone in formaldehyde;
Myself, Id at least wear a fluorescent thong Speedo.]]> VAMP http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12399&name=fetusx http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12399&name=fetusx Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:58:57 -0000 <a href="http://serializer.net//comics/fetusx.php?view=archive&chapter=12399&name=fetusx">VAMP</a> VAMP So last month I went to sleep for once, But luckily I brought my sketchbook along. While I was there I had a nightmare where A vampire sang me Bananarama songs. Blood-sucking bats wearing cowboy hats Kept trying to bite my zombie arm off, So I tried to run away back to the burrito buffet But my lungs came out when I coughed. Soon millions more died, rotting from the inside, Under the veil of that vampire curse; But there's no need to scream at such a bad dream When the waking world is still worse. VAMP

VAMP

So last month I went to sleep for once,
But luckily I brought my sketchbook along.
While I was there I had a nightmare where
A vampire sang me Bananarama songs.

Blood-sucking bats wearing cowboy hats
Kept trying to bite my zombie arm off,
So I tried to run away back to the burrito buffet
But my lungs came out when I coughed.

Soon millions more died, rotting from the inside,
Under the veil of that vampire curse;
But theres no need to scream at such a bad dream
When the waking world is still worse.]]>