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Pop Jackson - latest additions http://popjackson.com The latest transcribed Pop Jackson comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:53 -0000 60 If this skull's a-rockin'... http://popjackson.com/082308.html http://popjackson.com/082308.html Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:48:55 -0000 <a href="http://popjackson.com/082308.html">If this skull's a-rockin'...</a> DAH NA NA NA NA NA NA Is R.P. in a funk again? I don't think so... He's trying to learn the new Metallica single. JONK JUGGA JONK JUGGA So we an pretty much expect the walls to be vibrating all weekend? I think that's a fair assumption. DIDDLY WIDDLY DOWWWW Well, this sure beats that Andrew W.K.-themed karaoke slumber party he threw last April. Everybody was wearing white tees and nosebleeding excitedly on our good silver. Heh. That was 36 hours of more excitement than I had to spare. I remember you telling the cops that. If this skull's a-rockin'...

DAH NA NA NA NA NA NA
Is R.P. in a funk again?
I don't think so... He's trying to learn the new Metallica single.

JONK JUGGA JONK JUGGA
So we an pretty much expect the walls to be vibrating all weekend?
I think that's a fair assumption.

DIDDLY WIDDLY DOWWWW
Well, this sure beats that Andrew W.K.-themed karaoke slumber party he threw last April. Everybody was wearing white tees and nosebleeding excitedly on our good silver.
Heh. That was 36 hours of more excitement than I had to spare.
I remember you telling the cops that.]]> He's not the world's most physical guy. http://popjackson.com/082008.html http://popjackson.com/082008.html Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:42:52 -0000 <a href="http://popjackson.com/082008.html">He's not the world's most physical guy.</a> Man oh man. What a dilemma. What a tri-lemma. I can (A) ask the Mysteriously Hot Stranger if she would like to dance, (B) offer to buy her a drink, or (C) leave the premises. This is tricky. On the one hand, I know that she's a spy. On the other hand, maybe her mysterious-ness is there to imply spy-ness. Maybe they want me to think she's an enemy. Or maybe, just maybe, if I dance with her it will lead to a savage hundred-page love-rumble. Dag, yo... I gotta choose wisely here. ! *boodlee* *boodlee* *boodlee* Erasmus, it's Pop. Ricky Perilous got into a fender-bender. He is not hurt, but he is a stupid gigantic schmuck-head. On my way. Say, did you get through "The Mysteriously Hot Stranger of Dancingville Square?" Oh yeah--choose wisely. The Mysteriously Hot Stranger turns out to be... well... let's just say "she" is not the kind of adventure I foresee you choosing. La la la la Lola. He's not the world's most physical guy.

Man oh man. What a dilemma. What a tri-lemma. I can (A) ask the Mysteriously Hot Stranger if she would like to dance, (B) offer to buy her a drink, or (C) leave the premises. This is tricky. On the one hand, I know that she's a spy.

On the other hand, maybe her mysterious-ness is there to imply spy-ness. Maybe they want me to think she's an enemy. Or maybe, just maybe, if I dance with her it will lead to a savage hundred-page love-rumble.
Dag, yo... I gotta choose wisely here.

!
*boodlee*
*boodlee*
*boodlee*

Erasmus, it's Pop. Ricky Perilous got into a fender-bender. He is not hurt, but he is a stupid gigantic schmuck-head.
On my way. Say, did you get through "The Mysteriously Hot Stranger of Dancingville Square?"

Oh yeah--choose wisely. The Mysteriously Hot Stranger turns out to be... well... let's just say "she" is not the kind of adventure I foresee you choosing.
La la la la Lola.]]> Adventures in choosing adventures. http://popjackson.com/081808.html http://popjackson.com/081808.html Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:37:51 -0000 <a href="http://popjackson.com/081808.html">Adventures in choosing adventures.</a> You might think this is a joke, Frankowicz. Do you think this is a joke, Frankowicz? Because this is not a joke, Frankowicz. Frankowicz, we need to find the source of this web traffic, pronto. To click Traffic Sources, turn to page 21. To click Visitors, turn to page 32. To click on Settings, turn to page 11. "I think a gnome best suits my fictitious online identity," you tell her. You click the gnome tab. There he stands, two-foot-nothing, in front of the snowy gates of cold Ironforge. To create a gnome warrior, turn to page... To create a gnome warlock, turn to page... To create a gnome rogue, turn to page... Adventures in choosing adventures.

You might think this is a joke, Frankowicz. Do you think this is a joke, Frankowicz? Because this is not a joke, Frankowicz. Frankowicz, we need to find the source of this web traffic, pronto.
To click Traffic Sources, turn to page 21.
To click Visitors, turn to page 32.
To click on Settings, turn to page 11.

"I think a gnome best suits my fictitious online identity," you tell her. You click the gnome tab. There he stands, two-foot-nothing, in front of the snowy gates of cold Ironforge.
To create a gnome warrior, turn to page...
To create a gnome warlock, turn to page...
To create a gnome rogue, turn to page...]]> Actually, I have yet to find this aisle. http://popjackson.com/081408.html http://popjackson.com/081408.html Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:02:34 -0000 <a href="http://popjackson.com/081408.html">Actually, I have yet to find this aisle.</a> LIBRARY *shrug* CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE Actually, I have yet to find this aisle.

LIBRARY

*shrug*

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE]]> Honey Bunches of Oaths. http://popjackson.com/071508.html http://popjackson.com/071508.html Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:01:43 -0000 <a href="http://popjackson.com/071508.html">Honey Bunches of Oaths.</a> Hey, where's my negative $20? What the f- Hold it there, sailor. I'm creating a list of new, improved curses to replace our worn-smooth swear circuit. Have yourself a gander. Maybe you'd like to reconsider your next sentence...? 8. "May your deeds be blogged about unfavorably." 9. "May Viacom know all that you watch." 10. "May your account be permanently banned." 11. "What in Nigeria's rich and bountiful spam reserves?!" 12. "Suck it." (TAKEN) 13(a). "Go feed your burner." OR 13(b). "Go burn a feed." 14. "Go tweak your AdSense account." Listen, you can't be calling me 'sailor.' I refer you to entry 18. Honey Bunches of Oaths.

Hey, where's my negative $20? What the f-
Hold it there, sailor.
I'm creating a list of new, improved curses to replace our worn-smooth swear circuit. Have yourself a gander. Maybe you'd like to reconsider your next sentence...?

8. "May your deeds be blogged about unfavorably."
9. "May Viacom know all that you watch."
10. "May your account be permanently banned."
11. "What in Nigeria's rich and bountiful spam reserves?!"
12. "Suck it." (TAKEN)
13(a). "Go feed your burner." OR
13(b). "Go burn a feed."
14. "Go tweak your AdSense account."

Listen, you can't be calling me 'sailor.'
I refer you to entry 18.]]> Sometimes that's just how much money you have, and so then they're all like Why you tryin to pay with this and you're like Listen here Johnny Behind-The-Counter, just ring me up and then they're like I'm calling security. http://popjackson.com/062808.html http://popjackson.com/062808.html Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:56:50 -0000 <a href="http://popjackson.com/062808.html">Sometimes that's just how much money you have, and so then they're all like Why you tryin to pay with this and you're like Listen here Johnny Behind-The-Counter, just ring me up and then they're like I'm calling security.</a> That'll be eighteen fifty, sir. Ouch. Even though I'm trading in all these games? 'Fraid so. Alright. Here is a (negative) twenty. I'm sorry, did you say NEGATIVE twenty? Huh? Oh! Well, imagine that! You can make change for that, right? Actually, that would make it thirty-eight fifty. *sigh*... Next time, Math. Next time. Sometimes that's just how much money you have, and so then they're all like Why you tryin to pay with this and you're like Listen here Johnny Behind-The-Counter, just ring me up and then they're like I'm calling security.

That'll be eighteen fifty, sir.
Ouch. Even though I'm trading in all these games?
'Fraid so.

Alright. Here is a (negative) twenty.
I'm sorry, did you say NEGATIVE twenty?
Huh? Oh! Well, imagine that! You can make change for that, right?

Actually, that would make it thirty-eight fifty.
*sigh*... Next time, Math. Next time.]]> Nomenclature http://popjackson.com/061908.html http://popjackson.com/061908.html Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:53:38 -0000 <a href="http://popjackson.com/061908.html">Nomenclature</a> No, dude, no. It's 16 gig. "3G" means "third generation." Huh. That's an interesting marketing tactic, then... the retro fake-out. MacBook Retro 1x CD Drive Supports Colors Lead Weights Craisins? iPodOldSkoo It is not thin. Old is New. Old hardware. New design. Cheaper 2 weeks from now. (Psyke! They're super high-tech.) Nomenclature

No, dude, no. It's 16 gig. "3G" means "third generation."
Huh. That's an interesting marketing tactic, then... the retro fake-out.

MacBook Retro
1x CD Drive
Supports Colors
Lead Weights
Craisins?

iPodOldSkoo
It is not thin.

Old is New.
Old hardware. New design. Cheaper 2 weeks from now.
(Psyke! They're super high-tech.)]]> McLies! http://popjackson.com/060908.html http://popjackson.com/060908.html Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:51:03 -0000 <a href="http://popjackson.com/060908.html">McLies!</a> Just try it. Where's the biscuit part? It has griddle cakes. They take its place. Griddle refers to the pancake part. So... Mc is 'sausage'...? Actually, "Mc" is from a patronymic in Goidelic languages. Then... "McGriddle" means 'Son of Griddle?' Well, "griddle" is Anglicized from Ghriðaell, a Celtic warrior of legend. He and his son defended a village against the Romans using nothing but cookware. This breakfast sandwich is their legacy. That is starting to sound a lot like a huge, steaming McPile. McLies!

Just try it.
Where's the biscuit part?
It has griddle cakes. They take its place.

Griddle refers to the pancake part. So... Mc is 'sausage'...?
Actually, "Mc" is from a patronymic in Goidelic languages.
Then... "McGriddle" means 'Son of Griddle?'
Well, "griddle" is Anglicized from Ghriðaell, a Celtic warrior of legend.

He and his son defended a village against the Romans using nothing but cookware. This breakfast sandwich is their legacy.
That is starting to sound a lot like a huge, steaming McPile.]]> This is one possible solution. http://popjackson.com/060108.html http://popjackson.com/060108.html Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:42:06 -0000 <a href="http://popjackson.com/060108.html">This is one possible solution.</a> Yeah, hi. My phone's not getting service. I need it to. Of course I'm not using it now. This is a different phone. Only if I'm on that exact phone? I'm sorry, but... no. That makes zero point zero-zero sense, times zero. "Kind of, if I think about it?!" Oh. Oh, that is some rich elocution, there, Cicero. Look, I thought about it. I was born thinking about it. Guess what else I'm thinking about? I bet you can't guess. {Screen: Elite Viking berserker death team (contract jobs only)} This is one possible solution.

Yeah, hi. My phone's not getting service.
I need it to.
Of course I'm not using it now. This is a different phone.

Only if I'm on that exact phone? I'm sorry, but... no. That makes zero point zero-zero sense, times zero.
"Kind of, if I think about it?!" Oh. Oh, that is some rich elocution, there, Cicero.

Look, I thought about it. I was born thinking about it. Guess what else I'm thinking about?
I bet you can't guess.
{Screen: Elite Viking berserker death team (contract jobs only)}]]> There he goes again, on his own. http://popjackson.com/052708.html http://popjackson.com/052708.html Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:39:35 -0000 <a href="http://popjackson.com/052708.html">There he goes again, on his own.</a> IS THIS LOVE OR AM I DREAMIN OHH IS THIS THE LOVE THAT I BEEN SEARCHIN FOOOR I wonder what she's saying? All I can hear is the Whitesnake they're playing here... She could be talking about anything. IS THIS LOVE OR AM I DREAMIN THIS MUST BE LUH-HUUUVV Maybe she's talking about her life as a rebellious activist, or like one of those street jugglers. Dag, Holmes. Both of those are fairly pimp. CUZ IT'S REALLY GOT A HOLD ON MEEEEEEE She's smiling! This is going really well. Wait. What if she's talking about how much she likes Whitesnake? There he goes again, on his own.

IS THIS LOVE
OR AM I DREAMIN
OHH IS THIS THE LOVE
THAT I BEEN SEARCHIN FOOOR
I wonder what she's saying? All I can hear is the Whitesnake they're playing here... She could be talking about anything.

IS THIS LOVE
OR AM I DREAMIN
THIS MUST BE LUH-HUUUVV
Maybe she's talking about her life as a rebellious activist, or like one of those street jugglers.
Dag, Holmes. Both of those are fairly pimp.

CUZ IT'S REALLY GOT
A HOLD ON MEEEEEEE
She's smiling! This is going really well.
Wait. What if she's talking about how much she likes Whitesnake?]]>