Turnus - latest additions

Turnus - latest additions http://turnus.wurmz.net The latest transcribed Turnus comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:42:03 -0000 60 New Tricks http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090703 http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090703 Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:38:14 -0000 <a href="http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090703">New Tricks</a> [[Upstairs Laundrette Corridor.]] Man: In there! The beast that’s plagued me all these years! Turnus: Don’t worry, sir. We’ll send this spook back where it came from. Sprite: Namely, your diseased subconscious. Turnus: Drop the scepticism, Sprite. We’re going in! [[They open the door, Turnus readies his gadget.]] Turnus: Here, boy. New Tricks

[[Upstairs Laundrette Corridor.]]
Man: In there! The beast that’s plagued me all these years!
Turnus: Don’t worry, sir. We’ll send this spook back where it came from.

Sprite: Namely, your diseased subconscious.
Turnus: Drop the scepticism, Sprite. We’re going in!

[[They open the door, Turnus readies his gadget.]]
Turnus: Here, boy.]]> Serious Business http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090623 http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090623 Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:17:13 -0000 <a href="http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090623">Serious Business</a> [[Laundrette Stairway]] Sprite: This is embarrassing. Turnus: Look Sprite, Spec-Ops don’t send agents out on missions, for a joke. There’s something supernatural up there. Turnus: Something TERRIBLE. Turnus: Unbuckle your gun. This could get messy. Sprite: I’m sure bullets work really well against ghosts. Turnus: Sprite? Sprite: Yeah? Turnus: Shut up. Serious Business

[[Laundrette Stairway]]
Sprite: This is embarrassing.
Turnus: Look Sprite, Spec-Ops don’t send agents out on missions, for a joke. There’s something supernatural up there.

Turnus: Something TERRIBLE.

Turnus: Unbuckle your gun. This could get messy.
Sprite: I’m sure bullets work really well against ghosts.

Turnus: Sprite?
Sprite: Yeah?
Turnus: Shut up.]]> Laundry day http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090611 http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090611 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:24:00 -0000 <a href="http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090611">Laundry day</a> [[Laundrette Interior.]] Turnus: (pulling out his badge) Agents Turnus and Sprite, Speculative Operations. [[A solitary old woman looks over at them.]] Turnus: Everyone grab your underwear and get out. Caption: Case #981 - The Ghost Dog Disclosure [[The woman walks towards the door with her laundry.]] [[A sock falls to the floor. The old woman looks back at it.]] Turnus: Keep walking. Laundry day

[[Laundrette Interior.]]
Turnus: (pulling out his badge) Agents Turnus and Sprite, Speculative Operations.

[[A solitary old woman looks over at them.]]
Turnus: Everyone grab your underwear and get out.
Caption: Case #981 - The Ghost Dog Disclosure

[[The woman walks towards the door with her laundry.]]

[[A sock falls to the floor. The old woman looks back at it.]]
Turnus: Keep walking.]]> Ghost of a Chance http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090604 http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090604 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:46:21 -0000 <a href="http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090604">Ghost of a Chance</a> [[Outside a laundrette.]] Turnus: And the most important thing… the thing you should never forget, with this job, is that anything, ANYTHING can happen. Sprite: Yeah, I know. They've been drumming that into my head since I was unwillingly conscripted. Turnus: You too? Sprite: Bad test score. Turnus: Mistaken identity. Regardless, it's been drummed into your head for a reason... it’s just important, is all. Sprite: Can we just get inside and debunk this mystery already? [[Turnus looks at his list.]] Turnus: Look, just because the last few times were bogus, doesn’t mean this one will be. I’m sure the… uh... Ghost Dog… is er… really, um, 100% real. Ghost of a Chance

[[Outside a laundrette.]]
Turnus: And the most important thing… the thing you should never forget, with this job, is that anything, ANYTHING can happen.
Sprite: Yeah, I know. They've been drumming that into my head since I was unwillingly conscripted.
Turnus: You too?
Sprite: Bad test score.

Turnus: Mistaken identity. Regardless, it's been drummed into your head for a reason... it’s just important, is all.

Sprite: Can we just get inside and debunk this mystery already?

[[Turnus looks at his list.]]
Turnus: Look, just because the last few times were bogus, doesn’t mean this one will be. I’m sure the… uh... Ghost Dog… is er… really, um, 100% real.]]> Cover-up http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090602 http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090602 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:18:38 -0000 <a href="http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090602">Cover-up</a> [[Title Page for Issue 2. Turnus is walking down a street.]] Caption: Turnus - Incurable Maladies Cover-up

[[Title Page for Issue 2. Turnus is walking down a street.]]
Caption: Turnus - Incurable Maladies]]> Drawing a Blank http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090514 http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090514 Tue, 26 May 2009 19:44:20 -0000 <a href="http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090514">Drawing a Blank</a> [[Beach. Rightproper is relaxing in casual clothes. A girl sits next to him.]] Rightproper: Nope. One minute I was falling off a cliff and the next, I was here. I can’t recall anything in between. Girl: And this organisation of yours. Aren’t you eager to get back to it? Rightproper: Eager? Are you kidding?! I’ve been trying to figure a way to escape from it, for the last ten years. Rightproper: However I got here, it was the best thing that could have happened to me! For the first time in my life… I’m free. [[Blank is seen watching them from a distance. She has some kind of device on her arm. She presses a button on it.]] [[Blank disappears.]] Caption: THE END. Drawing a Blank

[[Beach. Rightproper is relaxing in casual clothes. A girl sits next to him.]]
Rightproper: Nope. One minute I was falling off a cliff and the next, I was here. I can’t recall anything in between.
Girl: And this organisation of yours. Aren’t you eager to get back to it?

Rightproper: Eager? Are you kidding?! I’ve been trying to figure a way to escape from it, for the last ten years.

Rightproper: However I got here, it was the best thing that could have happened to me! For the first time in my life… I’m free.

[[Blank is seen watching them from a distance. She has some kind of device on her arm. She presses a button on it.]]

[[Blank disappears.]]
Caption: THE END.]]> Life's a Beach http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090507 http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090507 Tue, 26 May 2009 19:43:38 -0000 <a href="http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090507">Life's a Beach</a> [[Turnus' Office. Turnus lies back in his chair, listening to his CD-player.]] Lyrics: In the past - you walked away, But now I know - you’re here to stay, And this is all I have to say… It’s gonna be another beautiful day. [[Beach. A Spec-Ops badge is seen submerged in water.]] [[Rightproper's Speed-Shoes are seen on the sand.]] Girl: --and you say you've absolutely no idea how you got here? Life's a Beach

[[Turnus' Office. Turnus lies back in his chair, listening to his CD-player.]]
Lyrics: In the past - you walked away,
But now I know - you’re here to stay,
And this is all I have to say…
It’s gonna be another beautiful day.

[[Beach. A Spec-Ops badge is seen submerged in water.]]

[[Rightproper's Speed-Shoes are seen on the sand.]]
Girl: --and you say you've absolutely no idea how you got here?]]> Acceptance http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090505 http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090505 Tue, 26 May 2009 19:43:04 -0000 <a href="http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090505">Acceptance</a> [[A close-up of a picture of Rightproper enjoying himself at a bar.]] Turnus: Y’know, Proper… people say you were a sarcastic bastard, but you just did what you had to, to get by. We all have our quirks. Our ways of coping with this kind of work. I’m sure I’ll find mine, in time. The man responsible for me being here may have tried to run away from this life we lead, but I’m not about to do that, just yet. [[Turnus' Office. Turnus puts the picture back in the box.]] Turnus: For now, I’m a secret agent. [[Turnus puts on his headphones.]] Turnus: After all, it beats being a weak-willed university dropout. [[Turnus presses play on his CD-player.]] <<CLICK.>> Acceptance

[[A close-up of a picture of Rightproper enjoying himself at a bar.]]
Turnus: Y’know, Proper… people say you were a sarcastic bastard, but you just did what you had to, to get by. We all have our quirks. Our ways of coping with this kind of work. I’m sure I’ll find mine, in time. The man responsible for me being here may have tried to run away from this life we lead, but I’m not about to do that, just yet.

[[Turnus' Office. Turnus puts the picture back in the box.]]
Turnus: For now, I’m a secret agent.

[[Turnus puts on his headphones.]]
Turnus: After all, it beats being a weak-willed university dropout.

[[Turnus presses play on his CD-player.]]
<>]]> Silent Treatment http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090424 http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090424 Tue, 26 May 2009 19:42:18 -0000 <a href="http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090424">Silent Treatment</a> [[Dank Malady's Office. He is shouting at a dejected Turnus. Holden stands nearby.]] [[Turnus' Office. He is looking at Rightproper's valuables.]] Caption: Six months earlier... Silent Treatment

[[Dank Malady's Office. He is shouting at a dejected Turnus. Holden stands nearby.]]

[[Turnus' Office. He is looking at Rightproper's valuables.]]
Caption: Six months earlier...]]> Catch him if you can http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090421 http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090421 Tue, 26 May 2009 19:42:08 -0000 <a href="http://turnus.wurmz.net/index.php?date=090421">Catch him if you can</a> [[Outside Spec-Ops]] Elevator: It only took basic hypnosis to get you into an exposition-fuelled catatonic state. Turnus: This was all just a ruse? Elevator: Ha! As if I give a fig about your stupid life. You were always such an easy mark, Turnus. Turnus: Wait! Can I at least have my badge back? It's of no use to you. [[Elevator throws Turnus the badge.]] Elevator: Ha ha! Sure, I'll let you keep your shield. It'd be silly if your boss had to issue a new one, just so he can take it away from you. [[Elevator runs into the sunset.]] Elevator: Goodbye, Mr Turnus... you were a most unworthy adversary! [[Holden gets off the lift.]] Holden: Turnus! Where's the prisoner? Turnus: He's escaped! He can't have got far, but he's wearing my uniform! Holden: (putting his phone to his ear) Excellent! We should be able to track him with the homing beacon in your Spec-Ops badge. Turnus: Uhhh.. Catch him if you can

[[Outside Spec-Ops]]
Elevator: It only took basic hypnosis to get you into an exposition-fuelled catatonic state.
Turnus: This was all just a ruse?
Elevator: Ha! As if I give a fig about your stupid life. You were always such an easy mark, Turnus.
Turnus: Wait! Can I at least have my badge back? It's of no use to you.

[[Elevator throws Turnus the badge.]]
Elevator: Ha ha! Sure, I'll let you keep your shield. It'd be silly if your boss had to issue a new one, just so he can take it away from you.

[[Elevator runs into the sunset.]]
Elevator: Goodbye, Mr Turnus... you were a most unworthy adversary!

[[Holden gets off the lift.]]
Holden: Turnus! Where's the prisoner?
Turnus: He's escaped! He can't have got far, but he's wearing my uniform!

Holden: (putting his phone to his ear) Excellent! We should be able to track him with the homing beacon in your Spec-Ops badge.
Turnus: Uhhh..]]>