Intergalactic Law - latest additions

Intergalactic Law - latest additions http://pinkraygun.com The latest transcribed Intergalactic Law comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:02:05 -0000 60 Intergalactic Law 2-030 http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/10/intergalactic-law-2-030/ http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/10/intergalactic-law-2-030/ Mon, 12 May 2008 07:51:59 -0000 <a href="http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/10/intergalactic-law-2-030/">Intergalactic Law 2-030</a> QUIEGHEL: Your little stunt has cost this firm money and reputation! I want you both to think about what you did at the girls' school! Fitz and Intern walk away from Quieghel as he walks away in the opposite direction. Quieghel sticks his head back in frame. QUIEGHEL: And this time, try thinking with the brain that isn't in your pants! INTERN (off panel): You have a brain in your pants? FITZ (off panel): We all do, Intern. We all do. Intergalactic Law 2-030

QUIEGHEL: Your little stunt has cost this firm money and reputation! I want you both to think about what you did at the girls' school!

Fitz and Intern walk away from Quieghel as he walks away in the opposite direction.

Quieghel sticks his head back in frame.
QUIEGHEL: And this time, try thinking with the brain that isn't in your pants!
INTERN (off panel): You have a brain in your pants?
FITZ (off panel): We all do, Intern. We all do.]]> Intergalactic Law 2-029 http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/07/intergalactic-law-2-029/ http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/07/intergalactic-law-2-029/ Mon, 12 May 2008 07:46:55 -0000 <a href="http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/07/intergalactic-law-2-029/">Intergalactic Law 2-029</a> Quieghel is getting familiar with a pink, vaguely fish-like lady friend in the transporter room as Jenny and Sko materialize. QUIEGHEL: What are you doing back so soon? SKO: You'll see soon enough. (aside to Jenny: Sweet Asimov! Don't any of the men here have work to do?) JENNY (whisper) You're just now noticing? QUIEGHEL AND LADY FRIEND: ??? INTERN: I said I'm sorry! FITZ: Apologies don't upload fresh girls' school videos to Uni-Tube! I swear, if we have to upload another video of you getting hit in the crotch again... Intergalactic Law 2-029

Quieghel is getting familiar with a pink, vaguely fish-like lady friend in the transporter room as Jenny and Sko materialize.
QUIEGHEL: What are you doing back so soon?
SKO: You'll see soon enough. (aside to Jenny: Sweet Asimov! Don't any of the men here have work to do?)
JENNY (whisper) You're just now noticing?

QUIEGHEL AND LADY FRIEND: ???

INTERN: I said I'm sorry!
FITZ: Apologies don't upload fresh girls' school videos to Uni-Tube! I swear, if we have to upload another video of you getting hit in the crotch again...]]> Intergalactic Law 2-028 http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/05/intergalactic-law-2-028/ http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/05/intergalactic-law-2-028/ Mon, 12 May 2008 07:43:38 -0000 <a href="http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/05/intergalactic-law-2-028/">Intergalactic Law 2-028</a> Fitz tries to raise Intern on his wrist communicator. FITZ: C'mon, turn on your video feed. I'd better not miss the group shower because of you! Intern? FITZ: I know you can hear me! (aside to girl: Hey there.) If this thing gets blown because you won't pay attention (aside to self: Yeah, she totally digs me.) Intergalactic Law 2-028

Fitz tries to raise Intern on his wrist communicator.
FITZ: C'mon, turn on your video feed. I'd better not miss the group shower because of you! Intern?

FITZ: I know you can hear me! (aside to girl: Hey there.) If this thing gets blown because you won't pay attention (aside to self: Yeah, she totally digs me.)]]> Intergalactic Law 2-027 http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/03/intergalactic-law-2-027/ http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/03/intergalactic-law-2-027/ Mon, 12 May 2008 07:41:46 -0000 <a href="http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/03/intergalactic-law-2-027/">Intergalactic Law 2-027</a> A classroom full of creepy little white girls. GUIDE: This class is part of Psych Warfare. We call them our "Creepy Little White Girls". JENNY (to Sko): I bet you did well in this class. SKO: This tour sure does bring back memories. I remember ... JENNY: Oh, god. Is that Intern? Sure enough, Intern is in the Creepy White Girls class. He waves and says hi. Intergalactic Law 2-027

A classroom full of creepy little white girls.
GUIDE: This class is part of Psych Warfare. We call them our Creepy Little White Girls.
JENNY (to Sko): I bet you did well in this class.

SKO: This tour sure does bring back memories. I remember ...
JENNY: Oh, god. Is that Intern?

Sure enough, Intern is in the Creepy White Girls class. He waves and says hi.]]> Intergalactic Law 2-026 http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/29/intergalactic-law-2-026/ http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/29/intergalactic-law-2-026/ Mon, 12 May 2008 07:39:41 -0000 <a href="http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/29/intergalactic-law-2-026/">Intergalactic Law 2-026</a> Jenny, Sko and the Pink Raygun Adminstrator continue their tour. PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: This is "Combat for Petite Sizes." JENNY: Combat? JENNY: No wonder the Department of Galactic Education wants to shut you down. PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: Nonsense. We need to train the girls to survive in a male dominated galaxy. We're training the next Ellen Ripleys and Sarah Connors here. Mostly. Intergalactic Law 2-026

Jenny, Sko and the Pink Raygun Adminstrator continue their tour.

PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: This is "Combat for Petite Sizes."
JENNY: Combat?

JENNY: No wonder the Department of Galactic Education wants to shut you down.
PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: Nonsense. We need to train the girls to survive in a male dominated galaxy. We're training the next Ellen Ripleys and Sarah Connors here. Mostly.]]> Intergalactic Law 2-025 http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/27/intergalactic-law-2-025/ http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/27/intergalactic-law-2-025/ Mon, 12 May 2008 07:37:48 -0000 <a href="http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/27/intergalactic-law-2-025/">Intergalactic Law 2-025</a> Jenny and Sko in a Pink Raygun School for Girls Hallway. Teen girl students walk through the background. SKO: Jenny, this is a waste of time. I can give you all the info we need - JENNY: We need current info. You graduated like, what, a hundred years ago? SKO: I was eighteen when I graduated! JENNY: And now you're old enough to be these girls' mother. STUDENT IN BACKGROUND: Cool tail. STUDENT IN BACKGROUND: Who's the old lady with the awesome cat-girl? STUDENT IN BACKGROUND 2: What's with that retro-federation dress? Ugh. STUDENT IN BACKGROUND 3: Just airlock me if I ever get that old. SKO: SHUT UP! Intergalactic Law 2-025

Jenny and Sko in a Pink Raygun School for Girls Hallway. Teen girl students walk through the background.
SKO: Jenny, this is a waste of time. I can give you all the info we need -
JENNY: We need current info. You graduated like, what, a hundred years ago?

SKO: I was eighteen when I graduated!
JENNY: And now you're old enough to be these girls' mother.
STUDENT IN BACKGROUND: Cool tail.

STUDENT IN BACKGROUND: Who's the old lady with the awesome cat-girl?
STUDENT IN BACKGROUND 2: What's with that retro-federation dress? Ugh.
STUDENT IN BACKGROUND 3: Just airlock me if I ever get that old.
SKO: SHUT UP!]]> Intergalactic Law 2-024 http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/25/intergalactic-law-2-024/ http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/25/intergalactic-law-2-024/ Mon, 12 May 2008 07:34:53 -0000 <a href="http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/25/intergalactic-law-2-024/">Intergalactic Law 2-024</a> Jenny and Sko follow the Pink Raygun Administrator down the hallway. Inside an office in the background, we see Fitz and Intern in drag. JENNY: I'm surprised you have such a weak stomach - after all, you did date Fitz. SKO: One dinner with his clone is not dating. INTERN: Let me pick my own classes! PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: And here's registration. Looks like we have a new student enrolling! FITZ: I'll pick your classes because I know what's best for you. Sign her up for volleyball! Intergalactic Law 2-024

Jenny and Sko follow the Pink Raygun Administrator down the hallway. Inside an office in the background, we see Fitz and Intern in drag.
JENNY: I'm surprised you have such a weak stomach - after all, you did date Fitz.
SKO: One dinner with his clone is not dating.
INTERN: Let me pick my own classes!
PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: And here's registration. Looks like we have a new student enrolling!

FITZ: I'll pick your classes because I know what's best for you. Sign her up for volleyball!]]> Intergalactic Law 2-023 http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/22/intergalactic-law-2-023/ http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/22/intergalactic-law-2-023/ Mon, 12 May 2008 07:32:40 -0000 <a href="http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/22/intergalactic-law-2-023/">Intergalactic Law 2-023</a> P1 Just outside the school. Fitz fusses over Intern's dress and wig. Intern is giving a big, toothy smile. FITZ: OK, this is it. Show me a smile! Not so much teeth. Don't squint - you'll get wrinkles. Great. Why is this dress so tight? Did you have another Starkillers Crappuccino? Those things are fat bombs! P2 FITZ: Do you want belly roll? Well, do you?!? INTERN: I just want to be pretty. Intergalactic Law 2-023

P1
Just outside the school. Fitz fusses over Interns dress and wig. Intern is giving a big, toothy smile.
FITZ: OK, this is it. Show me a smile!
Not so much teeth. Dont squint - youll get wrinkles. Great. Why is this dress so tight? Did you have another Starkillers Crappuccino? Those things are fat bombs!

P2

FITZ: Do you want belly roll? Well, do you?!?
INTERN: I just want to be pretty.]]> Intergalactic Law 2-022 http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/20/intergalactic-law-2-022/ http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/20/intergalactic-law-2-022/ Mon, 12 May 2008 07:30:36 -0000 <a href="http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/20/intergalactic-law-2-022/">Intergalactic Law 2-022</a> P1 Intern and Fitz outside the school. Intern is in full drag. Fitz is putting on lipstick, making eyes at himself in compact mirror. INTERN: But, Mr. Fitz. . . FITZ: Call me "mom". P2 INTERN: Mom, what do I do if I have to go to the bathroom? FITZ: You'll pee sitting down. INTERN: What about if I have to take a shower? FITZ: Bring a camera. Intergalactic Law 2-022

P1
Intern and Fitz outside the school. Intern is in full drag. Fitz is putting on lipstick, making eyes at himself in compact mirror.
INTERN: But, Mr. Fitz. . .
FITZ: Call me mom.

P2
INTERN: Mom, what do I do if I have to go to the bathroom?
FITZ: Youll pee sitting down.
INTERN: What about if I have to take a shower?
FITZ: Bring a camera.]]> Intergalactic Law 2-021 http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/18/intergalactic-law-2-021/ http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/18/intergalactic-law-2-021/ Mon, 12 May 2008 07:29:37 -0000 <a href="http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/18/intergalactic-law-2-021/">Intergalactic Law 2-021</a> The Pink Raygun Administrator greets Jenny and Sko at the door of the School. PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: Welcome to the Pink Raygun School for Girls! What's that on your foot, Sko? SKO: Hairball from the feline wonder. PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: We'll just pay a visit to chemical warfare. Get that mess cleaned right up! PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR (whisper): Your friend is house trained, right? SKO (whisper): Let's hope. Intergalactic Law 2-021

The Pink Raygun Administrator greets Jenny and Sko at the door of the School.
PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: Welcome to the Pink Raygun School for Girls! What's that on your foot, Sko?
SKO: Hairball from the feline wonder.

PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: We'll just pay a visit to chemical warfare. Get that mess cleaned right up!

PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR (whisper): Your friend is house trained, right?
SKO (whisper): Let's hope.]]>