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Concession - latest additions http://concessioncomic.com/ The latest transcribed Concession comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:42:02 -0000 60 Concession: Friday, December 17, 2010 http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20101217 http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20101217 Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:38:39 -0000 <a href="http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20101217">Concession: Friday, December 17, 2010</a> [[Nicole carrying a box]] Nicole moved back in with his father. I guess him and Roland simply could not negotiate through their problems. I never found out what the real issue was. Concession: Friday, December 17, 2010

[[Nicole carrying a box]]
Nicole moved back in with his father. I guess him and Roland simply could not negotiate through their problems. I never found out what the real issue was.]]> Concession: #267 "Desire" Tuesday, August 25, 2009 http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20090825 http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20090825 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 11:42:12 -0000 <a href="http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20090825">Concession: #267 "Desire" Tuesday, August 25, 2009</a> [[Matt in concession stand at a touchscreen. Zo? and Clive in background.]] Matthew: Um. I don't think I'm allowed to deep fry the popcorn ... customer: Will you at least butter my Wonka Bar? Matthew: That's what sh... I mean, if you insist. [[A green-haired Zo? is looking at Matt. Clive is looking at something in his hand.]] Zo?: I'm gonna fuck that boy. Clive: Your subtly and mastery of wit leaves me sexually around. Do go on. Zo?: Clive. Cliiiiive. Look at that ass! Tell me you wouldn't tap that. [[Close-up of Matt's butt.]] Clive: Maybe if I close my eyes and pretended he was a girl. It's Matt, wouldn't be too hard. Zo?: What about your gay self? Clive: My split personality? He prefers the big muscular types. More of a bottom. Zo?: Must make the morning after a little awkward. [[Image of awkward looking Clive in bed with muscular guy.]] Clive: To say the least... [[Image of Zo? in bed with same muscular guy from previous panel of bed.]] Clive: Has that ever happened to you, Zo?? [[Switch back to concession stand.]] Zo?: Hehehe, oh yea... mmm... Clive: Zo?? Oooooh Zo?? Come back to Earth, dude. Concession: #267 "Desire" Tuesday, August 25, 2009

[[Matt in concession stand at a touchscreen. Zo? and Clive in background.]]
Matthew: Um. I don't think I'm allowed to deep fry the popcorn ...
customer: Will you at least butter my Wonka Bar?
Matthew: That's what sh... I mean, if you insist.

[[A green-haired Zo? is looking at Matt. Clive is looking at something in his hand.]]
Zo?: I'm gonna fuck that boy.
Clive: Your subtly and mastery of wit leaves me sexually around. Do go on.
Zo?: Clive. Cliiiiive. Look at that ass! Tell me you wouldn't tap that.

[[Close-up of Matt's butt.]]
Clive: Maybe if I close my eyes and pretended he was a girl. It's Matt, wouldn't be too hard.
Zo?: What about your gay self?
Clive: My split personality? He prefers the big muscular types. More of a bottom.
Zo?: Must make the morning after a little awkward.

[[Image of awkward looking Clive in bed with muscular guy.]]
Clive: To say the least...

[[Image of Zo? in bed with same muscular guy from previous panel of bed.]]
Clive: Has that ever happened to you, Zo??

[[Switch back to concession stand.]]
Zo?: Hehehe, oh yea... mmm...
Clive: Zo?? Oooooh Zo?? Come back to Earth, dude.]]> Concession: Friday, April 2, 2010 Give Up The Ghost http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20100402 http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20100402 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 02:44:50 -0000 <a href="http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20100402">Concession: Friday, April 2, 2010 Give Up The Ghost</a> [[Matt and Joel are having a conversation at a restaurant. Matt looks weary. He has a cup of coffee beside him.]] Matt: You're happy, aren't you? Joel: What? Matt: Are you happy with me living with you? It's been three months now. Joel: Yeah. I guess, why? Matt: Then...stop. [[Joel is visibly distressed. He grasps his coffee firmly in one hand.]] Joel: I can't just stop. Matt: Why not? Life is moving on. Soon you will have a proper career to deal with. Things are better now. What's the point of revenge? You're not going to prove anything... Joel: I don't think I can ever really explain it to you... [[Matt has a strained look on his face. Two female raccoon twins, named April and May, are conversing at a separate table behind him. They appear elated and are also drinking coffee.]] Matt: I've tried to understand, Joel, but you make it very hard. Why can't you let me in? What goes on inside your head? [[Miranda can be seen brutally murdering the two raccoon women in the background. Her amorphous appendages penetrate their mouths, and you can see blood trickling from their oral cavities. Their arms have also been removed, presumably slightly earlier.]] [[Joel looks downward, pensively.]] Concession: Friday, April 2, 2010 Give Up The Ghost

[[Matt and Joel are having a conversation at a restaurant. Matt looks weary. He has a cup of coffee beside him.]]
Matt: You're happy, aren't you?
Joel: What?
Matt: Are you happy with me living with you? It's been three months now.
Joel: Yeah. I guess, why?
Matt: Then...stop.

[[Joel is visibly distressed. He grasps his coffee firmly in one hand.]]
Joel: I can't just stop.
Matt: Why not? Life is moving on. Soon you will have a proper career to deal with. Things are better now. What's the point of revenge? You're not going to prove anything...
Joel: I don't think I can ever really explain it to you...

[[Matt has a strained look on his face. Two female raccoon twins, named April and May, are conversing at a separate table behind him. They appear elated and are also drinking coffee.]]
Matt: I've tried to understand, Joel, but you make it very hard. Why can't you let me in? What goes on inside your head?

[[Miranda can be seen brutally murdering the two raccoon women in the background. Her amorphous appendages penetrate their mouths, and you can see blood trickling from their oral cavities. Their arms have also been removed, presumably slightly earlier.]]

[[Joel looks downward, pensively.]]]]> Concession: Friday, April 2, 2010 Give Up The Ghost http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20100402 http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20100402 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 02:44:50 -0000 <a href="http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20100402">Concession: Friday, April 2, 2010 Give Up The Ghost</a> [[Matt and Joel are having a conversation at a restaurant. Matt looks weary. He has a cup of coffee beside him.]] Matt: You're happy, aren't you? Joel: What? Matt: Are you happy with me living with you? It's been three months now. Joel: Yeah. I guess, why? Matt: Then...stop. [[Joel is visibly distressed. He grasps his coffee firmly in one hand.]] Joel: I can't just stop. Matt: Why not? Life is moving on. Soon you will have a proper career to deal with. Things are better now. What's the point of revenge? You're not going to prove anything... Joel: I don't think I can ever really explain it to you... [[Matt has a strained look on his face. Two female raccoon twins, named April and May, are conversing at a separate table behind him. They appear elated and are also drinking coffee.]] Matt: I've tried to understand, Joel, but you make it very hard. Why can't you let me in? What goes on inside your head? [[Miranda can be seen brutally murdering the two raccoon women in the background. Her amorphous appendages penetrate their mouths, and you can see blood trickling from their oral cavities. Their arms have also been removed, presumably slightly earlier.]] [[Joel looks downward, pensively.]] Concession: Friday, April 2, 2010 Give Up The Ghost

[[Matt and Joel are having a conversation at a restaurant. Matt looks weary. He has a cup of coffee beside him.]]
Matt: You're happy, aren't you?
Joel: What?
Matt: Are you happy with me living with you? It's been three months now.
Joel: Yeah. I guess, why?
Matt: Then...stop.

[[Joel is visibly distressed. He grasps his coffee firmly in one hand.]]
Joel: I can't just stop.
Matt: Why not? Life is moving on. Soon you will have a proper career to deal with. Things are better now. What's the point of revenge? You're not going to prove anything...
Joel: I don't think I can ever really explain it to you...

[[Matt has a strained look on his face. Two female raccoon twins, named April and May, are conversing at a separate table behind him. They appear elated and are also drinking coffee.]]
Matt: I've tried to understand, Joel, but you make it very hard. Why can't you let me in? What goes on inside your head?

[[Miranda can be seen brutally murdering the two raccoon women in the background. Her amorphous appendages penetrate their mouths, and you can see blood trickling from their oral cavities. Their arms have also been removed, presumably slightly earlier.]]

[[Joel looks downward, pensively.]]]]> War is Hell http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20081125 http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20081125 Thu, 02 Aug 2012 15:50:23 -0000 <a href="http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20081125">War is Hell</a> We now join Joel and Rick enjoying Tom Clancy's "EndWar". [[Joel and Rick are playing a video game]] Joel: Alpha Squad to checkpoint three. Rick: Delta Squad! Get to checkpoint four. Checkpoint four! No, that's Denny's! Joel: <<radio transmission>>All units advance. Prepare for combat. Rick:<<radio transmission>> Attack, attack! Rick: No, don't surrender! Baww, stupid game! [[Rick's players put their hands up in a sign of defeat]] Joel: Now make them strip. Yes, good... Rick: Damn it. This is exactly how my first match with Angie ended. [[Rick's players start taking off their clothes]] War is Hell

We now join Joel and Rick enjoying Tom Clancy's "EndWar". [[Joel and Rick are playing a video game]]

Joel: Alpha Squad to checkpoint three.

Rick: Delta Squad! Get to checkpoint four. Checkpoint four! No, that's Denny's!

Joel: <>All units advance. Prepare for combat.

Rick:<> Attack, attack!

Rick: No, don't surrender! Baww, stupid game! [[Rick's players put their hands up in a sign of defeat]]

Joel: Now make them strip. Yes, good...

Rick: Damn it. This is exactly how my first match with Angie ended. [[Rick's players start taking off their clothes]]]]> Concession: Friday, November 7, 2008 http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20081107 http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20081107 Thu, 02 Aug 2012 15:50:21 -0000 <a href="http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20081107">Concession: Friday, November 7, 2008</a> Narrator: This is Mr. Dude. Narrator: Mr. Dude has joined the NAVY and become the captain of his own ship. Narrator: Oh no! Something's happening to Mr. Dude's ship! .... Concession: Friday, November 7, 2008

Narrator: This is Mr. Dude.

Narrator: Mr. Dude has joined the NAVY and become the captain of his own ship.

Narrator: Oh no! Something's happening to Mr. Dude's ship!

....]]> #350 Sacrificial Kingdoms http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20101005 http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20101005 Fri, 10 Jun 2011 00:10:36 -0000 <a href="http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20101005">#350 Sacrificial Kingdoms</a> [[Tim and Joel sit across from each other in an otherwise empty subway car.]] Tim: How many people will die by the time you meet your brother? Joel: Four people directly by me, and about twenty others collaterally. Although I think you'll be keeping Kate alive, despite my best efforts. Tim: Kane's got her on the ground now, she didn't manage to get a shot out. Joel: No matter... I didn't plan for much death originally, but Clive forced my hand and I had to improv a little. I know you're not actually here, but I would not stay on this train after my stop, if I were you. [[Cecil and Anthony sit in another car.]] Anthony: I just hope she's okay... [[The conductor, a donkey, is driving the subway.]] [[His hand is shown to have a black butterfly tattoo.]] #350 Sacrificial Kingdoms

[[Tim and Joel sit across from each other in an otherwise empty subway car.]]
Tim: How many people will die by the time you meet your brother?
Joel: Four people directly by me, and about twenty others collaterally. Although I think you'll be keeping Kate alive, despite my best efforts.
Tim: Kane's got her on the ground now, she didn't manage to get a shot out.

Joel: No matter... I didn't plan for much death originally, but Clive forced my hand and I had to improv a little. I know you're not actually here, but I would not stay on this train after my stop, if I were you.

[[Cecil and Anthony sit in another car.]]
Anthony: I just hope she's okay...

[[The conductor, a donkey, is driving the subway.]]

[[His hand is shown to have a black butterfly tattoo.]]]]> Concession: Friday, September 21, 2007 "Everything Invaded" http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20070921 http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20070921 Sun, 08 May 2011 19:42:26 -0000 <a href="http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20070921">Concession: Friday, September 21, 2007 "Everything Invaded"</a> [[All in shadows and darkness, Thonnen, bound hand and foot, is on her back. Valae is between her legs, holding her down and mating her.]] [[Another view of Valae between Thonnen's legs, impregnating her.]] [[View of Valae hovering over Thonnen.]] [[All is blackness]] [[Eventual sunrise, beams shining through the trees]] [[Valae, dressed again, leaves through the open window through which he entered; the day outside seemingly bright.]] [[Thonnen, naked on her bed, is laying on her side hugging herself.]] Concession: Friday, September 21, 2007 "Everything Invaded"

[[All in shadows and darkness, Thonnen, bound hand and foot, is on her back. Valae is between her legs, holding her down and mating her.]]

[[Another view of Valae between Thonnen's legs, impregnating her.]]

[[View of Valae hovering over Thonnen.]]

[[All is blackness]]

[[Eventual sunrise, beams shining through the trees]]

[[Valae, dressed again, leaves through the open window through which he entered; the day outside seemingly bright.]]

[[Thonnen, naked on her bed, is laying on her side hugging herself.]]]]> Concession: Tuesday, July 24, 2007 "It Never Gets Old... Ever" http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20070724 http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20070724 Sun, 08 May 2011 19:42:25 -0000 <a href="http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20070724">Concession: Tuesday, July 24, 2007 "It Never Gets Old... Ever"</a> Narrator: FROM THE MAKERS OF RUSH HOUR, RUSH HOUR 2, SOUL PLANE, AND SOUL PLANE 2: PIMP MY JET [[Black man in uniform (with a bit of bling) aiming a gun]] Narrator: Tom Black was a loose-cannon cop who was raised by the streets... [[White man holding a gun while peering around a corner]] Narrator: While Alex White was a hardened ex-agent. [[Alex White sitting, looking chagrined, while Tom Black (holding a bucked of fried chicken) tosses a chicken leg against White's head.]] Narrator: So when they're teemed up, the results are surely hilarious! And not racist at all!!! [[Tom Black aiming towards camera]] Narrator: Chris Tucker [[Alex White, aiming two guns into the sky]] Narrator: Bruce Willis [[Woman wielding a knife]] Narrator: Wanda Sykes [[Man eating a sub sandwich]] Narrator: And that fat guy from King of Queens in... [[Movie Title, with Tom Black silhouetted by flames]] Narrator: THE BLACK GUY Concession: Tuesday, July 24, 2007 "It Never Gets Old... Ever"

Narrator: FROM THE MAKERS OF RUSH HOUR, RUSH HOUR 2, SOUL PLANE, AND SOUL PLANE 2: PIMP MY JET

[[Black man in uniform (with a bit of bling) aiming a gun]]
Narrator: Tom Black was a loose-cannon cop who was raised by the streets...

[[White man holding a gun while peering around a corner]]
Narrator: While Alex White was a hardened ex-agent.

[[Alex White sitting, looking chagrined, while Tom Black (holding a bucked of fried chicken) tosses a chicken leg against White's head.]]
Narrator: So when they're teemed up, the results are surely hilarious! And not racist at all!!!

[[Tom Black aiming towards camera]]
Narrator: Chris Tucker
[[Alex White, aiming two guns into the sky]]
Narrator: Bruce Willis
[[Woman wielding a knife]]
Narrator: Wanda Sykes
[[Man eating a sub sandwich]]
Narrator: And that fat guy from King of Queens in...

[[Movie Title, with Tom Black silhouetted by flames]]
Narrator: THE BLACK GUY]]> Concession: Tuesday, January 20, 2009 http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20090120 http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20090120 Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:09:24 -0000 <a href="http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20090120">Concession: Tuesday, January 20, 2009</a> {{Let's take a quick break and see how some of the other characters are doing. Hey look, it's Kelly!}} [[Kelly looks thoughtfully at a cucumber she is holding.]] Kelly: Hmmm... {{Meanwhile!}} [[Nicole looks thoughfully at a zucchini]] {{Wasn't that fun? See you next week.}} Concession: Tuesday, January 20, 2009

{{Let's take a quick break and see how some of the other characters are doing. Hey look, it's Kelly!}}
[[Kelly looks thoughtfully at a cucumber she is holding.]]
Kelly: Hmmm...
{{Meanwhile!}}
[[Nicole looks thoughfully at a zucchini]]
{{Wasn't that fun? See you next week.}}]]>