Mr. Huggins and Snugglypoo - latest additions

Mr. Huggins and Snugglypoo - latest additions http://mrhuggins.com The latest transcribed Mr. Huggins and Snugglypoo comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Thu, 08 Dec 2011 19:12:01 -0000 60 Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=122 http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=122 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 18:53:25 -0000 <a href="http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=122">Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo</a> Gordy: There must be other critters like us who are willing to stand up to the mayor. Hug: Should be easy to find them... just look for bullet holes. Gordy: It just makes my blood boil to think that an honest critter can't make a living in this city without buying off some politician. Greta: Oh, honey, that's just the way things are... Gordy: Not with Megacorp. Gordy: They way I figure it, this is a twelve company town up against about a dozen of McGraft's thugs. Hug: Yeah, but I saw the haberdasher and I don't think he can shoot straight. Gordy: We might have to pay some muscle to help run them off. Greta: Oh, Gordy, you're going to get killed. Gordy: I'm more worried about what will happen to the world if we don't try. Gordy: I'll do a little investigating tonight to try and see who is with us. Greta: I'll telegraph my mother to see if she'll wire us some money. Gordy: Be sure to tell her we'll pay her back. Gordy: So what are you going to do, Hug? Hug: Figure I'll weep softly into my pillow 'till bout noon tomorrow. Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo

Gordy: There must be other critters like us who are willing to stand up to the mayor.
Hug: Should be easy to find them... just look for bullet holes.

Gordy: It just makes my blood boil to think that an honest critter can't make a living in this city without buying off some politician.
Greta: Oh, honey, that's just the way things are...
Gordy: Not with Megacorp.

Gordy: They way I figure it, this is a twelve company town up against about a dozen of McGraft's thugs.
Hug: Yeah, but I saw the haberdasher and I don't think he can shoot straight.

Gordy: We might have to pay some muscle to help run them off.
Greta: Oh, Gordy, you're going to get killed.
Gordy: I'm more worried about what will happen to the world if we don't try.

Gordy: I'll do a little investigating tonight to try and see who is with us.
Greta: I'll telegraph my mother to see if she'll wire us some money.
Gordy: Be sure to tell her we'll pay her back.

Gordy: So what are you going to do, Hug?

Hug: Figure I'll weep softly into my pillow 'till bout noon tomorrow.]]> Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=121 http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=121 Sat, 05 Nov 2011 12:52:36 -0000 <a href="http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=121">Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo</a> Greta: Mr. Huggins, you're bleeding. Gordy: Bullet must have ricocheted. Gordy: Well, at least you're in the right place. I've got loads of anesthetics. Hug: Infection be damned, Gordy. Hug: Whoever did this must answer for it. Greta: Mr. Huggins, don't be foolish. Hug: I was born fooling. And please accept my apology for using harsh language. Hug: I'm looking for the critter who shot my paw! Fox: Coulda been anybody... ingrate. Hug: Excuse me. Hug: Anesthetic, please. Gordy: What happened? Hug: I got a feeling this thing might be bigger than us. Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo

Greta: Mr. Huggins, you're bleeding.
Gordy: Bullet must have ricocheted.

Gordy: Well, at least you're in the right place. I've got loads of anesthetics.
Hug: Infection be damned, Gordy.

Hug: Whoever did this must answer for it.
Greta: Mr. Huggins, don't be foolish.

Hug: I was born fooling. And please accept my apology for using harsh language.

Hug: I'm looking for the critter who shot my paw!

Fox: Coulda been anybody... ingrate.

Hug: Excuse me.

Hug: Anesthetic, please.
Gordy: What happened?

Hug: I got a feeling this thing might be bigger than us.]]> Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=120 http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=120 Sat, 05 Nov 2011 12:52:34 -0000 <a href="http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=120">Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo</a> Greta: Honey, why didn't you tell me you were in trouble? Gordy: I guess they've been ramping up the pressure so gradually, I wasn't worried. Gordy: Well, here we are. Greta: It's lovely. Gordy: Hug, the hotel is right across the street, but you're welcome to stay with us tonight. Hug: I was just going to find a nice tree. Greta: I'd really feel safer with two men around. Gordy: Oh, pumpkin, we'll be just fine. [bullet shatters apothecary jar] Gordy: Could have been an accident... Greta: Oh, for Pete's sake, Gordy. Pay off McGraft. Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo

Greta: Honey, why didn't you tell me you were in trouble?
Gordy: I guess they've been ramping up the pressure so gradually, I wasn't worried.

Gordy: Well, here we are.

Greta: It's lovely.

Gordy: Hug, the hotel is right across the street, but you're welcome to stay with us tonight.

Hug: I was just going to find a nice tree.

Greta: I'd really feel safer with two men around.
Gordy: Oh, pumpkin, we'll be just fine.

[bullet shatters apothecary jar]

Gordy: Could have been an accident...
Greta: Oh, for Pete's sake, Gordy. Pay off McGraft.]]> Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=119 http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=119 Sat, 05 Nov 2011 12:52:32 -0000 <a href="http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=119">Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo</a> Gordy: Darling, I've missed you. Gordy: Was it a long ride into Villeville? Greta: I had Mr. Huggins to keep me company. Gordy: Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Huggins. What brings you to Villeville? Hug: I'm hoping to get on at the textile mill. Greta: His real dream is to become a station agent. Gordy: It's good to have dreams... Gordy: Not that they'll do you any good here. Weasel in Sombrero: Pardon the interruption, Gordy... Mad Dog: Mayor McGraft was wondering when you'd be talkin' to him about your campaign donation. Gordy: I've got nothing to say. Mad Dog: Now that's unfortunate. Sheriff's a big supporter of McGraft. Weasel: Hate to think if anything happened to your store when you're on the Sheriff's bad side. Gordy: Why would it? Mad Dog: Things have a way of happening to ingrates. Hug: That's extortion. Mad Dog: Pretty big word fer a small town cub like yourself. Hug: I've got some shorter words for you, but there's a lady present. Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo

Gordy: Darling, I've missed you.

Gordy: Was it a long ride into Villeville?
Greta: I had Mr. Huggins to keep me company.

Gordy: Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Huggins. What brings you to Villeville?
Hug: I'm hoping to get on at the textile mill.
Greta: His real dream is to become a station agent.
Gordy: It's good to have dreams...

Gordy: Not that they'll do you any good here.

Weasel in Sombrero: Pardon the interruption, Gordy...
Mad Dog: Mayor McGraft was wondering when you'd be talkin' to him about your campaign donation.

Gordy: I've got nothing to say.
Mad Dog: Now that's unfortunate. Sheriff's a big supporter of McGraft.

Weasel: Hate to think if anything happened to your store when you're on the Sheriff's bad side.
Gordy: Why would it?
Mad Dog: Things have a way of happening to ingrates.

Hug: That's extortion.
Mad Dog: Pretty big word fer a small town cub like yourself.
Hug: I've got some shorter words for you, but there's a lady present.]]> Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=118 http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=118 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:47:27 -0000 <a href="http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=118">Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo</a> Keywords: Locomotive, wild west, corporations, Villeville, Drug & Sundry, etc. Hug: Headed for Villeville? Greta: Yeah. Hug: Dangerous town for a woman to be traveling to alone. Greta: I'm meeting my husband. But I appreciate you concern, Mr..? Hug: Huggins. Hug: So what's your husband do? Greta: He just started a small little Drug and Sundry Store. Hug: What's it called? Greta: Megacorp. Hug: Really?! Greta: Yeah, why? Hug: Nothing... can't wait to meet him. Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo

Keywords: Locomotive, wild west, corporations, Villeville, Drug & Sundry, etc.

Hug: Headed for Villeville?
Greta: Yeah.

Hug: Dangerous town for a woman to be traveling to alone.
Greta: I'm meeting my husband. But I appreciate you concern, Mr..?
Hug: Huggins.

Hug: So what's your husband do?
Greta: He just started a small little Drug and Sundry Store.

Hug: What's it called?

Greta: Megacorp.
Hug: Really?!

Greta: Yeah, why?
Hug: Nothing... can't wait to meet him.]]> Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=117 http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=117 Wed, 08 Jun 2011 02:33:27 -0000 <a href="http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=117">Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo</a> Hug: The good citizens of Villeville may be operating under the collective delusion there's democracy here, but in reality Megacorp has been the City's gatekeeper for ages. Giraffe: Ages? Hug: Yeah. It goes back a really long time. Giraffe: I got that, but how long? [Hug ponders, heads for the library] [Hug finds a book on the history of Villeville] Hug: Fascinating... Hug: Even more fascinating... NOT MUCH LATER... [Hug falls asleep with the book on his face] Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo

Hug: The good citizens of Villeville may be operating under the collective delusion there's democracy here, but in reality Megacorp has been the City's gatekeeper for ages.

Giraffe: Ages?
Hug: Yeah. It goes back a really long time.

Giraffe: I got that, but how long?

[Hug ponders, heads for the library]

[Hug finds a book on the history of Villeville]

Hug: Fascinating...

Hug: Even more fascinating...

NOT MUCH LATER...
[Hug falls asleep with the book on his face]]]> Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=116 http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=116 Fri, 13 May 2011 22:13:55 -0000 <a href="http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=116">Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo</a> Hug: So you really get something from this? Snug: I do. Hug: Other than sleepy? Snug: Other than sleepy. Hug: Bored? Snug: Other than bored. Hug: What? Snug: I'm not sure yet, but I think this might be the start of a different time in my life. Hug: Seriously? Snug: Yeah. Snug: Something tells me years from now I'm going to look back on this day and wonder... [Hug looks at him] Snug: ...what the hell I was thinking. Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo

Hug: So you really get something from this?
Snug: I do.
Hug: Other than sleepy?

Snug: Other than sleepy.
Hug: Bored?

Snug: Other than bored.
Hug: What?

Snug: I'm not sure yet, but I think this might be the start of a different time in my life.

Hug: Seriously?
Snug: Yeah.

Snug: Something tells me years from now I'm going to look back on this day and wonder...

[Hug looks at him]

Snug: ...what the hell I was thinking.]]> Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=115 http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=115 Mon, 09 May 2011 23:27:06 -0000 <a href="http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=115">Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo</a> Keywords: Meditation and Drowsiness Snug: Maybe you could give it one more try, Hug. Hug: Why? Snug: Because the first time you are actually nice enough to yourself and your thinking, something warm and super happens. Hug: I don't see the point of being nice to myself. You're nice enough for both of us. Snug: Pleeeeze?! [Hug tries to meditate] [Hug's head bobs] [Hug is fast asleep] [Snug stands over Huggins] Hug: Leave me alone. I'm meditating. Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo

Keywords: Meditation and Drowsiness
Snug: Maybe you could give it one more try, Hug.
Hug: Why?

Snug: Because the first time you are actually nice enough to yourself and your thinking, something warm and super happens.

Hug: I don't see the point of being nice to myself. You're nice enough for both of us.

Snug: Pleeeeze?!

[Hug tries to meditate]

[Hug's head bobs]

[Hug is fast asleep]

[Snug stands over Huggins]
Hug: Leave me alone. I'm meditating.]]> Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=113 http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=113 Mon, 09 May 2011 23:27:04 -0000 <a href="http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=113">Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo</a> Keywords: Meditation, Brainwashing, Big Mind, Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong Hug: What exactly are you getting out of this? Snug: A chance to discover the truth. Hug: About what? Snug? About the way things are. [Huggins ponders] Snug: I'm not good at wording it yet... but you see how your brain works and the big thing it is part of. Then the sadness goes away. Hug: The big thing your brain is part of is the messed up world. Snug: Uh-huh... Hug: That should make you sadder. Snug: But it doesn't. Cuz that is also part of the bigger thing you see. Hug: I'm starting to get frustrated. Snug: Oh good. According to Rama-Lama that means it's working. Hug: I feel like I should know you out and drag you back to reality. Hug: But I won't. Snug: I know. That's why I like you. Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo

Keywords: Meditation, Brainwashing, Big Mind, Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong
Hug: What exactly are you getting out of this?
Snug: A chance to discover the truth.
Hug: About what?

Snug? About the way things are.

[Huggins ponders]

Snug: I'm not good at wording it yet... but you see how your brain works and the big thing it is part of. Then the sadness goes away.
Hug: The big thing your brain is part of is the messed up world.

Snug: Uh-huh...
Hug: That should make you sadder.
Snug: But it doesn't. Cuz that is also part of the bigger thing you see.

Hug: I'm starting to get frustrated.
Snug: Oh good. According to Rama-Lama that means it's working.

Hug: I feel like I should know you out and drag you back to reality.

Hug: But I won't.
Snug: I know. That's why I like you.]]> Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=114 http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=114 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 21:06:28 -0000 <a href="http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=114">Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo</a> Keywords: Brainwashing, Meditation Snug: So you came out here to prove it's not worth coming out here? Hug: Pretty much. Snug: You couldn't do that from your tree? [Hug glowers, Snug looks sad] Hug: You alright? Snug: I'm trying not to think about what you're doing. Hug: Sounds painful. Snug: Sometimes the thing you are doing and the way you are saying words about it don't agree. Hug: That sounds a little like the misleading double talk they use around here. Snug: It does? Hug: Yeah. Snug: Oh good. Maybe I understand it better than I think I do. [Hug glowers] Snug: Did you come out here because you hoped you would find something good? Hug: Well, now I know they're brainwashing you. Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo

Keywords: Brainwashing, Meditation
Snug: So you came out here to prove it's not worth coming out here?
Hug: Pretty much.

Snug: You couldn't do that from your tree?

[Hug glowers, Snug looks sad]

Hug: You alright?
Snug: I'm trying not to think about what you're doing.
Hug: Sounds painful.

Snug: Sometimes the thing you are doing and the way you are saying words about it don't agree.

Hug: That sounds a little like the misleading double talk they use around here.
Snug: It does?
Hug: Yeah.
Snug: Oh good. Maybe I understand it better than I think I do.

[Hug glowers]

Snug: Did you come out here because you hoped you would find something good?
Hug: Well, now I know they're brainwashing you.]]>