http://americanhell.com The latest transcribed American Hell comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Thu, 05 May 2011 16:12:02 -0000 60 http://americanhell.com/index.php/207-its-not-getting-married-that-scares-me/ http://americanhell.com/index.php/207-its-not-getting-married-that-scares-me/ Thu, 05 May 2011 16:11:07 -0000 <a href="http://americanhell.com/index.php/207-its-not-getting-married-that-scares-me/">It's Not Getting Married That Scares Me</a><br> <br> It's not getting married that scares me, Hans said, it's the actual walk down the aisle. <br> So Eunice broke his leg and said, Brace yourself. It's Not Getting Married That Scares Me

It's not getting married that scares me, Hans said, it's the actual walk down the aisle.
So Eunice broke his leg and said, Brace yourself.]]> http://americanhell.com/index.php/206-shaun-said-hed-had-enough/ http://americanhell.com/index.php/206-shaun-said-hed-had-enough/ Thu, 05 May 2011 16:09:34 -0000 <a href="http://americanhell.com/index.php/206-shaun-said-hed-had-enough/">Shaun Said He'd Had Enough</a><br> <br> Shaun said he'd had enough romantic dinners to last him the rest of his life. <br> But just to be certain Charlie killed him. Shaun Said He'd Had Enough

Shaun said he'd had enough romantic dinners to last him the rest of his life.
But just to be certain Charlie killed him.]]> http://americanhell.com/index.php/205-loving-roger-is-easy/ http://americanhell.com/index.php/205-loving-roger-is-easy/ Thu, 05 May 2011 16:01:32 -0000 <a href="http://americanhell.com/index.php/205-loving-roger-is-easy/">Loving Roger Is Easy</a><br> <br> Loving Roger is easy. <br> Because 99 times out of a hundred he gives you 100%. Loving Roger Is Easy

Loving Roger is easy.
Because 99 times out of a hundred he gives you 100%.]]> http://americanhell.com/index.php/204-lennie-planned-everything/ http://americanhell.com/index.php/204-lennie-planned-everything/ Thu, 05 May 2011 16:00:05 -0000 <a href="http://americanhell.com/index.php/204-lennie-planned-everything/">Lennie Planned Everything</a><br> <br> Lennie planned everything, from phonecalls to the Great Life Plan - which took 18 years to put together. <br> Or it would have if Lennie hadn't died after 17. Lennie Planned Everything

Lennie planned everything, from phonecalls to the Great Life Plan - which took 18 years to put together.
Or it would have if Lennie hadn't died after 17.]]> http://americanhell.com/index.php/203-sylvia-told-sigmund-she-wanted/ http://americanhell.com/index.php/203-sylvia-told-sigmund-she-wanted/ Thu, 05 May 2011 15:57:50 -0000 <a href="http://americanhell.com/index.php/203-sylvia-told-sigmund-she-wanted/">Sylvia Told Sigmund She Wanted</a><br> <br> Sylvia told Sigmund she wanted her whole bathroom painted orange, so he followed her upstairs and painted her hole orange. Sylvia Told Sigmund She Wanted

Sylvia told Sigmund she wanted her whole bathroom painted orange, so he followed her upstairs and painted her hole orange.]]> http://americanhell.com/index.php/202-are-you-looking-for-love/ http://americanhell.com/index.php/202-are-you-looking-for-love/ Thu, 05 May 2011 15:56:19 -0000 <a href="http://americanhell.com/index.php/202-are-you-looking-for-love/">Are You Looking For Love?</a><br> <br> Are you looking for love? Seamus asked Sofia. <br> But Sofia was just looking for the scissors. Are You Looking For Love?

Are you looking for love? Seamus asked Sofia.
But Sofia was just looking for the scissors.]]> http://americanhell.com/index.php/201-her-hot-water-bottle-was-made/ http://americanhell.com/index.php/201-her-hot-water-bottle-was-made/ Thu, 05 May 2011 15:55:04 -0000 <a href="http://americanhell.com/index.php/201-her-hot-water-bottle-was-made/">Her Hot-Water Bottle Was Made</a><br> <br> Her hot-water bottle was made, her teeth were brushed, she was ready for bed. <br> Then she saw Johnny Depp was trending. Her Hot-Water Bottle Was Made

Her hot-water bottle was made, her teeth were brushed, she was ready for bed.
Then she saw Johnny Depp was trending.]]> http://americanhell.com/index.php/200-larry-wasnt-really-that-happy/ http://americanhell.com/index.php/200-larry-wasnt-really-that-happy/ Sun, 29 Aug 2010 20:43:09 -0000 <a href="http://americanhell.com/index.php/200-larry-wasnt-really-that-happy/">#200 Larry Wasn&#8217;t Really That Happy</a><br> <br> Larry wasn't really that happy, Sofia said, it was as plain as the nose on his face. #200 Larry Wasn’t Really That Happy

Larry wasn't really that happy, Sofia said, it was as plain as the nose on his face.]]> http://americanhell.com/index.php/199-when-lara-first-saw-callum/ http://americanhell.com/index.php/199-when-lara-first-saw-callum/ Sun, 29 Aug 2010 20:39:21 -0000 <a href="http://americanhell.com/index.php/199-when-lara-first-saw-callum/">#199 When Lara First Saw Callum</a><br> <br> When Lara first saw Callum she just knew that fate would bring them together. <br> She didn't know that fate would then push them off a bridge and smash their bones on a bed of frozen pollution. #199 When Lara First Saw Callum

When Lara first saw Callum she just knew that fate would bring them together.
She didn't know that fate would then push them off a bridge and smash their bones on a bed of frozen pollution.]]> http://americanhell.com/index.php/198-bedhead-loved-his-wife/ http://americanhell.com/index.php/198-bedhead-loved-his-wife/ Sun, 29 Aug 2010 20:34:39 -0000 <a href="http://americanhell.com/index.php/198-bedhead-loved-his-wife/">#198 Bedhead Loved His Wife</a><br> <br> Bedhead loved his wife, so when she said for her special birthday she wanted to be treated like royalty, he chopped her head off and married her sister. #198 Bedhead Loved His Wife

Bedhead loved his wife, so when she said for her special birthday she wanted to be treated like royalty, he chopped her head off and married her sister.]]>