http://uncreativity.com The latest transcribed The Idiodyssey comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:02:08 -0000 60 http://uncreativity.com/2008/05/26 http://uncreativity.com/2008/05/26 Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:28:12 -0000 <a href="http://uncreativity.com/2008/05/26">Uncreativity & Idiodyssey » 2008 » May » 26</a><br> <br> [[A young man lies back against a tree near a stream, his face obscured by a fisherman's hat. He is holding a fishing rod.]] <br \> Narrator: Gin Bacardi is a hero. <br \> Narrator: He may not show it in word, deed or hygienic practice... <br \> Narrator: But the matter has been decided since his very birth... <br \> <br \> [[Closeup of the float.]] <br \> Narrator: Due to nothing more than prophetic coincidence... <br \> <br \> [[Closeup of Gin's face. Here we can see that he has a star-shaped birthmark across the bridge of his nose, right between his eyes]] <br \> Narrator: And a really stupid birthmark. <br \> <br \> {{Page title: Gin is a hero.}} Uncreativity & Idiodyssey » 2008 » May » 26

[[A young man lies back against a tree near a stream, his face obscured by a fisherman's hat. He is holding a fishing rod.]]
Narrator: Gin Bacardi is a hero.
Narrator: He may not show it in word, deed or hygienic practice...
Narrator: But the matter has been decided since his very birth...

[[Closeup of the float.]]
Narrator: Due to nothing more than prophetic coincidence...

[[Closeup of Gin's face. Here we can see that he has a star-shaped birthmark across the bridge of his nose, right between his eyes]]
Narrator: And a really stupid birthmark.

{{Page title: Gin is a hero.}}]]> http://uncreativity.com/2008/06/06/one-last-monster http://uncreativity.com/2008/06/06/one-last-monster Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:36:08 -0000 <a href="http://uncreativity.com/2008/06/06/one-last-monster">FWOOOSH</a><br> <br> <<SNAP>> <br \> <br \> <<CLENCH>> <br \> <br \> <<THROW>> <br \> <br \> <<flutter>> <br \> <br \> <<flutter>> <br \> <br \> <<FWOOSH>> FWOOOSH

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<>]]> http://uncreativity.com/2008/06/02/mythical-creatures http://uncreativity.com/2008/06/02/mythical-creatures Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:34:27 -0000 <a href="http://uncreativity.com/2008/06/02/mythical-creatures">Mythical Creatures</a><br> <br> [[Gin shouts out to the sea life]] <br \> GIN: Okay, I'm only going to say it one more time: I am FED UP with mythical creatures! I don't want to see any more kappas or singing fish or anything! I'm EATING the next mermaid that touches this pole! Seriously! <br \> <br \> [[He pulls up something that looks suspiciously like the Pokemon Dratini]] <br \> GIN: No. <br \> <br \> [[A six-headed serpent]] <br \> GIN: Nooo. <br \> <br \> [[A rainbow dolphinacorn]] <br \> DOLPHINACORN: Would you like to go on a magical adventure? <br \> GIN: NO!! <br \> <br \> [[Tentacles]] <br \> GIN: Oh, come on... you're not even a freshwater monster!! Mythical Creatures

[[Gin shouts out to the sea life]]
GIN: Okay, I'm only going to say it one more time: I am FED UP with mythical creatures! I don't want to see any more kappas or singing fish or anything! I'm EATING the next mermaid that touches this pole! Seriously!

[[He pulls up something that looks suspiciously like the Pokemon Dratini]]
GIN: No.

[[A six-headed serpent]]
GIN: Nooo.

[[A rainbow dolphinacorn]]
DOLPHINACORN: Would you like to go on a magical adventure?
GIN: NO!!

[[Tentacles]]
GIN: Oh, come on... you're not even a freshwater monster!!]]> http://uncreativity.com/2008/05/30/gin-and-the-mermaid http://uncreativity.com/2008/05/30/gin-and-the-mermaid Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:31:17 -0000 <a href="http://uncreativity.com/2008/05/30/gin-and-the-mermaid">Gin and the Mermaid</a><br> <br> [[Gin pulls something huge out of the water]] <br \> <<SPLOOSH>> <br \> <br \> [[Splashing water]] <br \> <br \> [[The mermaid is wearing a manta ray bra]] <br \> MERMAID: Hello, Gin~ <br \> So this is how we finally meet... <br \> <br \> GIN: Get off my pole. Gin and the Mermaid

[[Gin pulls something huge out of the water]]
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[[Splashing water]]

[[The mermaid is wearing a manta ray bra]]
MERMAID: Hello, Gin~
So this is how we finally meet...

GIN: Get off my pole.]]> http://uncreativity.com/2008/05/26/gin-is-a-hero http://uncreativity.com/2008/05/26/gin-is-a-hero Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:22:15 -0000 <a href="http://uncreativity.com/2008/05/26/gin-is-a-hero">Enter the Hero</a><br> <br> Gin Bacardi is a hero. <br \> <br \> He may not show it in word, deed, or hygienic practice... <br \> <br \> But the matter has been decided since his very birth... <br \> <br \> Due to nothing more than prophetic coincidence... <br \> <br \> And a really stupid birthmark. Enter the Hero

Gin Bacardi is a hero.

He may not show it in word, deed, or hygienic practice...

But the matter has been decided since his very birth...

Due to nothing more than prophetic coincidence...

And a really stupid birthmark.]]> http://uncreativity.com/2008/05/22/chapter-one-page-one-only-one-number-one http://uncreativity.com/2008/05/22/chapter-one-page-one-only-one-number-one Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:19:11 -0000 <a href="http://uncreativity.com/2008/05/22/chapter-one-page-one-only-one-number-one">Chapter One</a><br> <br> Chapter One: In Which Destiny Calls, and Our Hero Switches to an Unlisted Number Chapter One

Chapter One: In Which Destiny Calls, and Our Hero Switches to an Unlisted Number]]>