Random Acts of Minor Chaos - latest additions

Random Acts of Minor Chaos - latest additions http://minorchaos.net The latest transcribed Random Acts of Minor Chaos comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:02:09 -0000 60 Coming Soon http://minorchaos.net/020/ http://minorchaos.net/020/ Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:08:36 -0000 <a href="http://minorchaos.net/020/">Coming Soon</a> Keanu Reeves returns in... The Binary Matrix Neo has consulted the Oracle... ...Matched wits with the Architect... ...And defied the Trainman. Now, he faces his fiercest foe yet: the Integral. Coming Soon

Keanu Reeves returns in...
The Binary Matrix

Neo has consulted the Oracle...
...Matched wits with the Architect...
...And defied the Trainman.

Now, he faces his fiercest foe yet:
the Integral.]]> Rhetoric http://minorchaos.net/019/ http://minorchaos.net/019/ Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:41:14 -0000 <a href="http://minorchaos.net/019/">Rhetoric</a> A: I think I've figured out why so many people believe everything they see on television these days. B: Yeah? Why is that, do you think? A: It's human nature. The more something is repeated, the more likely people are to believe it. B: I don't know about that. People may be dumb sometimes, but I don't believe they're quite that bad. A: If something is repeated, people will believe it. B: I completely agree. Rhetoric

A: I think I've figured out why so many people believe everything they see on television these days.
B: Yeah? Why is that, do you think?

A: It's human nature. The more something is repeated, the more likely people are to believe it.

B: I don't know about that. People may be dumb sometimes, but I don't believe they're quite that bad.

A: If something is repeated, people will believe it.
B: I completely agree.]]> Familiar http://minorchaos.net/018/ http://minorchaos.net/018/ Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:35:34 -0000 <a href="http://minorchaos.net/018/">Familiar</a> (B sits, watching TV) A: Hey, I'm back. Man, what a trip. You won't believe the -- A: You're STILL sitting there!? B: Yep. A: It's been nearly six hours! Have you even moved? B: Of course I have. A: Well that's good. Did you go outside at all, enjoy the weather? B: Not exactly. A: What DID you do, then? B: Ran out of chips. Familiar

(B sits, watching TV)

A: Hey, I'm back. Man, what a trip. You won't believe the --

A: You're STILL sitting there!?
B: Yep.

A: It's been nearly six hours! Have you even moved?
B: Of course I have.

A: Well that's good. Did you go outside at all, enjoy the weather?
B: Not exactly.
A: What DID you do, then?

B: Ran out of chips.]]> Therapy http://minorchaos.net/017 http://minorchaos.net/017 Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:30:33 -0000 <a href="http://minorchaos.net/017">Therapy</a> A: Hello, my name is Xander, and I've been Windows free for two months. B,C,D: Hi Xander. Therapy

A: Hello, my name is Xander, and I've been Windows free for two months.
B,C,D: Hi Xander.]]> Blog http://minorchaos.net/016/ http://minorchaos.net/016/ Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:00:51 -0000 <a href="http://minorchaos.net/016/">Blog</a> Ever since I first heard the term, I have always found "Blog" utterly ridiculous. Thus, I only use it in equally ridiculous contexts. A: I can't believe I just locked my blogging keys in my blogging car! Blog

Ever since I first heard the term, I have always found "Blog" utterly ridiculous. Thus, I only use it in equally ridiculous contexts.
A: I can't believe I just locked my blogging keys in my blogging car!]]> Customer Service http://minorchaos.net/015 http://minorchaos.net/015 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:09:51 -0000 <a href="http://minorchaos.net/015">Customer Service</a> A: You work in customer service, don't you? B: Yeah, why do you ask? A: I have to applaud you. I could never do it. B: Why is that? A: I can't just sit idly by while He Who Shouts Most Loudly gets what he wants. B: Yeah, I got sick of that pretty quickly. A: How do you deal with that? B: Easy. The more impatient they get, the more I make them wait. A: Doesn't that make them even angrier? B: Exponentially. A: How does that make anything better? B: Angry customers are fun to watch. Customer Service

A: You work in customer service, don't you?
B: Yeah, why do you ask?

A: I have to applaud you. I could never do it.
B: Why is that?

A: I can't just sit idly by while He Who Shouts Most Loudly gets what he wants.
B: Yeah, I got sick of that pretty quickly.

A: How do you deal with that?
B: Easy. The more impatient they get, the more I make them wait.

A: Doesn't that make them even angrier?
B: Exponentially.
A: How does that make anything better?

B: Angry customers are fun to watch.]]> Board Games http://minorchaos.net/014/ http://minorchaos.net/014/ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:07:48 -0000 <a href="http://minorchaos.net/014/">Board Games</a> There's a hidden reason for which board games were invented. Obviously, they're meant for fun. There's also the feeling of superiority over your peers when you win. A: HAH! I win! But there's one more purpose that few know about. They're the fastest and easiest way to turn friends into bitter enemies. Board Games

There's a hidden reason for which board games were invented.

Obviously, they're meant for fun.

There's also the feeling of superiority over your peers when you win.
A: HAH! I win!
But there's one more purpose that few know about.

They're the fastest and easiest way to turn friends into bitter enemies.]]> Party (pt. 1) http://minorchaos.net/013 http://minorchaos.net/013 Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:38:04 -0000 <a href="http://minorchaos.net/013">Party (pt. 1)</a> Banner: Happy 3.0th Firefox: Hey, glad you could make it! How's it going? Safari: Not bad, not bad. Happy 3.0th! Safari: I brought a friend, hope you don't mind. Firefox: Not at all. Opera: And I brought cookies! Firefox: All right! NOW it's a party! (offscreen): Hey Fx, thanks for inviting me! (IE comes in) Firefox, Safari, Opera: ... Safari: You INVITED him!? Firefox: Yeah, sorry. My mom made me. Earlier... Netscape: Now you be sure to invite that IE. Firefox: Aw, Mom, do I have to? Netscape: He's such a nice young man. You're inviting him. Firefox: Yes, Mother... Party (pt. 1)

Banner: Happy 3.0th
Firefox: Hey, glad you could make it! How's it going?
Safari: Not bad, not bad. Happy 3.0th!

Safari: I brought a friend, hope you don't mind.
Firefox: Not at all.
Opera: And I brought cookies!

Firefox: All right! NOW it's a party!
(offscreen): Hey Fx, thanks for inviting me!

(IE comes in)
Firefox, Safari, Opera: ...

Safari: You INVITED him!?
Firefox: Yeah, sorry. My mom made me.

Earlier...
Netscape: Now you be sure to invite that IE.
Firefox: Aw, Mom, do I have to?
Netscape: He's such a nice young man. You're inviting him.
Firefox: Yes, Mother...]]> Compromise http://minorchaos.net/012/ http://minorchaos.net/012/ Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:09:34 -0000 <a href="http://minorchaos.net/012/">Compromise</a> A: You know, if there's one thing I've learned in life, it's to appreciate the value of compromise. B: If I've learned anything from Tetris, there really isn't much value there to appreciate. A: Exactly! ...Wait, what? B: Every time I have a perfect Tetris set up, I have to wait for a straight piece to clinch it. B: Every time, it takes too long, and eventually I have to put another piece in its place. Compromise. B: Every time, the straight piece I needed in the first place then shows up, laughing at me. And then I lose. All because of compromise! Compromise

A: You know, if there's one thing I've learned in life, it's to appreciate the value of compromise.
B: If I've learned anything from Tetris, there really isn't much value there to appreciate.
A: Exactly! ...Wait, what?

B: Every time I have a perfect Tetris set up, I have to wait for a straight piece to clinch it.

B: Every time, it takes too long, and eventually I have to put another piece in its place. Compromise.

B: Every time, the straight piece I needed in the first place then shows up, laughing at me. And then I lose. All because of compromise!]]> Unknown http://minorchaos.net/011 http://minorchaos.net/011 Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:31:45 -0000 <a href="http://minorchaos.net/011">Unknown</a> A: Hey, let's go. B: Where are we going? A: I don't know. We'll figure that out along the way. B: Why not just stay here, then? A: The point is to get away from the familiar, to leave room for the unknown. B: Yeah, well I think I'll stay here. Go have fun. See you when you get back. A: You're boring. Unknown

A: Hey, let's go.
B: Where are we going?
A: I don't know. We'll figure that out along the way.

B: Why not just stay here, then?
A: The point is to get away from the familiar, to leave room for the unknown.
B: Yeah, well I think I'll stay here. Go have fun. See you when you get back.

A: You're boring.]]>