Mill City Fiasco - latest additions

Mill City Fiasco - latest additions http://millcityfiasco.com The latest transcribed Mill City Fiasco comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 06 Jun 2011 22:12:02 -0000 60 plague beans http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=593 http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=593 Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:58:37 -0000 <a href="http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=593">plague beans</a> Mae: what are you cooking? Rei: [[holding a pot]] bean sprouts to put in chow mein. Rei: but i'm a little worried. they're full of fibre and protein and vitamins... and e. coli and salmonella. Mae: so they're really good for you as long as they don't kill you. it's like cooking Russian roulette with plague beans. plague beans

Mae: what are you cooking?
Rei: [[holding a pot]] bean sprouts to put in chow mein.

Rei: but i'm a little worried. they're full of fibre and protein and vitamins... and e. coli and salmonella.

Mae: so they're really good for you as long as they don't kill you. it's like cooking Russian roulette with plague beans.]]> Nihon no tenki http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=592 http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=592 Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:58:36 -0000 <a href="http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=592">Nihon no tenki</a> Elle: where's Rei been lately? Cove: she said she was feeling under the weather. Rei: [[running frantically away Japanese kanji characters that mean "wind" and "cloud"]] SAVE ME! Nihon no tenki

Elle: where's Rei been lately?

Cove: she said she was feeling under the weather.

Rei: [[running frantically away Japanese kanji characters that mean "wind" and "cloud"]] SAVE ME!]]> life of a book clerk http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=591 http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=591 Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:58:35 -0000 <a href="http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=591">life of a book clerk</a> generic dude: do you have any books on shelving? Rei: all our books are on shelving. life of a book clerk

generic dude: do you have any books on shelving?

Rei: all our books are on shelving.]]> military grade http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=590 http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=590 Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:58:34 -0000 <a href="http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=590">military grade</a> generic dude: i've got a military grade cell phone to sell you! Cove: which military? generic dude: uh... 19th century Armenian militia. Cove: they didn't even have cell phones back then! generic dude: ...it might be a paper cup telephone. military grade

generic dude: i've got a military grade cell phone to sell you!

Cove: which military?

generic dude: uh... 19th century Armenian militia.

Cove: they didn't even have cell phones back then!

generic dude: ...it might be a paper cup telephone.]]> Cove http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=500 http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=500 Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:58:29 -0000 <a href="http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=500">Cove</a> {{special comic to celebrate the 500th Mill City Fiasco strip.}} [[realistic drawing of Cove]] Cove

{{special comic to celebrate the 500th Mill City Fiasco strip.}}

[[realistic drawing of Cove]]]]> Cove http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=500 http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=500 Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:58:29 -0000 <a href="http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=500">Cove</a> {{special comic to celebrate the 500th Mill City Fiasco strip.}} [[realistic drawing of Cove]] Cove

{{special comic to celebrate the 500th Mill City Fiasco strip.}}

[[realistic drawing of Cove]]]]> smoothie physics http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=589 http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=589 Thu, 22 Jul 2010 08:30:22 -0000 <a href="http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=589">smoothie physics</a> Rei: i just made a watermelon smoothie. Elle: oshi- Rei: it's not what you think! nothing exploded! Rei: the watermelon just... absorbed the flavour. i added strawberries, mango, even tropical margarita mix, and it still tasted like -nothing-. Elle: only you could create an edible black hole with watermelon and a blender. smoothie physics

Rei: i just made a watermelon smoothie.

Elle: oshi-
Rei: it's not what you think! nothing exploded!

Rei: the watermelon just... absorbed the flavour. i added strawberries, mango, even tropical margarita mix, and it still tasted like -nothing-.

Elle: only you could create an edible black hole with watermelon and a blender.]]> vomit-inducing http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=588 http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=588 Tue, 13 Jul 2010 04:21:00 -0000 <a href="http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=588">vomit-inducing</a> Boxface McGee: Edward! Jacob! Edward! Jacob! Edward! Jacob! EdwardxJacob! generic dude: that just made me vomit a little in my mouth. Rei: i really hate that phrase. not only is it a disgusting and usually unnecessary image, but what other part of your body can you vomit in? generic dude: would you like a demonstration? Rei: [[covering her ears and shutting her eyes]] LA LA LA NOT LISTENING vomit-inducing

Boxface McGee: Edward! Jacob! Edward! Jacob! Edward! Jacob! EdwardxJacob!

generic dude: that just made me vomit a little in my mouth.

Rei: i really hate that phrase. not only is it a disgusting and usually unnecessary image, but what other part of your body can you vomit in?

generic dude: would you like a demonstration?
Rei: [[covering her ears and shutting her eyes]] LA LA LA NOT LISTENING]]> flirting 101 http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=587 http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=587 Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:12:17 -0000 <a href="http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=587">flirting 101</a> Rei: flirting non-creepily is the kind of useful skill they should teach in school. Mae: you do realize what the problem with that is, don't you? Rei: it's a non-trainable skill? Mae: the class would be attended primarily by creepy people. flirting 101

Rei: flirting non-creepily is the kind of useful skill they should teach in school.

Mae: you do realize what the problem with that is, don't you?

Rei: it's a non-trainable skill?

Mae: the class would be attended primarily by creepy people.]]> Lincoln to the past http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=586 http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=586 Wed, 07 Jul 2010 23:05:41 -0000 <a href="http://millcityfiasco.com/comic.php?d=586">Lincoln to the past</a> Rei: i saw a book in the 'local interest' section today about Abraham Lincoln. some local guy spent 20 years researching and writing a book on him. Rei: this town was barely a dot on the trading post map when Lincoln was alive. we don't even care about our own politicians, let alone dead Americans who have never been here. Cove: maybe the author just really likes the hats. Lincoln to the past

Rei: i saw a book in the 'local interest' section today about Abraham Lincoln. some local guy spent 20 years researching and writing a book on him.

Rei: this town was barely a dot on the trading post map when Lincoln was alive. we don't even care about our own politicians, let alone dead Americans who have never been here.

Cove: maybe the author just really likes the hats.]]>