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Crittertude - latest additions http://crittertude.com The latest transcribed Crittertude comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:13:00 -0000 60 Crittertude http://crittertude.com/20080530/ http://crittertude.com/20080530/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:08:12 -0000 <a href="http://crittertude.com/20080530/">Crittertude</a> Black cat: (sitting on floor) Black cat: Here's the world famous sneaky cat, ready to pounce into action. Black cat: My god, this is intense work! I need to find a better way to relax... Black cat: (sitting in chair) Crittertude

Black cat: (sitting on floor)
Black cat: Here's the world famous sneaky cat, ready to pounce into action.

Black cat: My god, this is intense work! I need to find a better way to relax...

Black cat: (sitting in chair)]]> Crittertude http://crittertude.com/20080531/ http://crittertude.com/20080531/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:07:43 -0000 <a href="http://crittertude.com/20080531/">Crittertude</a> Black cat: Say, did you remember to lock everything up after you were done exploring? Orange cat: Of course I did. Orange cat: Trust me, I'm very good at handling these sorts of things. Ferret: (expresses confusion at unlocked cage door) Crittertude

Black cat: Say, did you remember to lock everything up after you were done exploring?
Orange cat: Of course I did.

Orange cat: Trust me, I'm very good at handling these sorts of things.

Ferret: (expresses confusion at unlocked cage door)]]> Crittertude http://crittertude.com/20080601/ http://crittertude.com/20080601/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:07:23 -0000 <a href="http://crittertude.com/20080601/">Crittertude</a> Orange cat: (expresses confusion) White maltese dog: Hey, what's up? Black cat: Didn't you hear? Our orange idiot of a cat left the ferret cage open again... Ferret: (outdoors) (singing song notes) Crittertude

Orange cat: (expresses confusion)
White maltese dog: Hey, what's up?

Black cat: Didn't you hear? Our orange idiot of a cat left the ferret cage open again...

Ferret: (outdoors) (singing song notes)]]> Crittertude http://crittertude.com/20080602/ http://crittertude.com/20080602/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:07:04 -0000 <a href="http://crittertude.com/20080602/">Crittertude</a> Black cat: So, did you find our ferret yet? Orange cat: Not yet, but things are in motion to resolve this slight mishap. Orange cat: Trust me, I've got everything handled... Poster on telephone pole: "Missing Ferret. Very squiggle and occasionally smelly. Last seen exploring without a clue. Answers to "Rat Turd". Call 555-1882. Reward if found." Crittertude

Black cat: So, did you find our ferret yet?
Orange cat: Not yet, but things are in motion to resolve this slight mishap.

Orange cat: Trust me, I've got everything handled...

Poster on telephone pole: "Missing Ferret. Very squiggle and occasionally smelly. Last seen exploring without a clue. Answers to "Rat Turd". Call 555-1882. Reward if found."]]> Crittertude http://crittertude.com/20080603/ http://crittertude.com/20080603/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:06:48 -0000 <a href="http://crittertude.com/20080603/">Crittertude</a> Ferret: Ok, this stopped being exciting five minutes ago... Ferret: It's kinda scary, actually... Ferret: Orange cat! Orange cat: Rat Turd! Ferret: (Indoors) Home sweet home! Orange cat: I swear, the things I put up with around here... Crittertude

Ferret: Ok, this stopped being exciting five minutes ago...
Ferret: It's kinda scary, actually...

Ferret: Orange cat!
Orange cat: Rat Turd!

Ferret: (Indoors) Home sweet home!
Orange cat: I swear, the things I put up with around here...]]> Crittertude http://crittertude.com/20080605/ http://crittertude.com/20080605/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:06:25 -0000 <a href="http://crittertude.com/20080605/">Crittertude</a> Bird: (singing song) Cat: (Ignoring bird) Bird: (singing song) (sitting on cat's butt) Cat: (Further ignoring bird) Bird: (Snuggling on cat's rear) Cat: Can I help you? Bird: Nope! Tush is all warm now, thanks! Crittertude

Bird: (singing song)
Cat: (Ignoring bird)

Bird: (singing song) (sitting on cat's butt)
Cat: (Further ignoring bird)

Bird: (Snuggling on cat's rear)
Cat: Can I help you?
Bird: Nope! Tush is all warm now, thanks!]]> Crittertude http://crittertude.com/20080606/ http://crittertude.com/20080606/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:05:57 -0000 <a href="http://crittertude.com/20080606/">Crittertude</a> Bird: I sometimes wonder why birds aren't born with more than just two claws and a beak... Bird: I mean, they're not even... Nope, no hands to speak of, now that I think of it... Bird: That just sucks... Bird: At this rate, I'll never get to wear anything with pockets... Crittertude

Bird: I sometimes wonder why birds aren't born with more than just two claws and a beak...

Bird: I mean, they're not even... Nope, no hands to speak of, now that I think of it...
Bird: That just sucks...

Bird: At this rate, I'll never get to wear anything with pockets...]]> Crittertude http://crittertude.com/20080608/ http://crittertude.com/20080608/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:05:34 -0000 <a href="http://crittertude.com/20080608/">Crittertude</a> Ferret: (Searching in multiple locations) Ferret: Ah ha! Ferret: (with key in mouth) Found it! Dog: Why can't you keep your keys on the nightstand like everyone else? Crittertude

Ferret: (Searching in multiple locations)

Ferret: Ah ha!

Ferret: (with key in mouth) Found it!
Dog: Why can't you keep your keys on the nightstand like everyone else?]]> Crittertude http://crittertude.com/20080612/ http://crittertude.com/20080612/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:05:12 -0000 <a href="http://crittertude.com/20080612/">Crittertude</a> Narrator: Word on the street is that you were kind to the dog earlier today. Cat: What? Impossible. Not true! Narrator: In fact, several winesses can confirm this behavior. Cat: Lies told by my enemies. Narrator: We've got pictures. Cat: (Hiding face) Ok, I am so not here today! Crittertude

Narrator: Word on the street is that you were kind to the dog earlier today.
Cat: What? Impossible. Not true!

Narrator: In fact, several winesses can confirm this behavior.
Cat: Lies told by my enemies.

Narrator: We've got pictures.
Cat: (Hiding face) Ok, I am so not here today!]]> Crittertude http://crittertude.com/20080610/ http://crittertude.com/20080610/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:04:51 -0000 <a href="http://crittertude.com/20080610/">Crittertude</a> Narrator: Did you realize that the name Ferret is derived from the Latin Furonem, which means Thief. Ferret: Really? Ferret: I had no idea? Ferret: If it has nothing to do with food or hiding stuff, I'm sure it's of little consequence... Crittertude

Narrator: Did you realize that the name Ferret is derived from the Latin Furonem, which means Thief.
Ferret: Really?

Ferret: I had no idea?

Ferret: If it has nothing to do with food or hiding stuff, I'm sure it's of little consequence...]]>