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Zelda Comic - latest additions http://zeldacomic.net The latest transcribed Zelda Comic comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:59:38 -0000 60 Episode 4: The Master Plan http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=004.png http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=004.png Thu, 24 May 2007 02:41:12 -0000 <a href="http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=004.png">Episode 4: The Master Plan</a> Link: Ah, I do declare, what a beautiful day! Link: And I must say, the best thing about this type of day is that nothing could possibly happen to sully one's mood. [[Ganon is hiding behind bush, barely obscured.]] Link: In fact, if something did happen to break this spectacular day, I would be utterly devastated! Ganon: HEHEHE.... Link: Luckily, there's no one here to do any misdeeds, no one but me and this strange giggling bush, which I won't give a second thought about. Ganon: HEHE, OOH BOY... [[Link lies down.]] Link: Yessir, now would be the perfect time to lie prostrate and defenseless, eyes shut, just letting the world pass by... [[Link begins to sleep]] [[Ganon jumps out of bush]] Ganon: I'VE GOT YOU NOW, SUCKA! Zelda: Link! Where's my lunch? Hop to it!! [[Link immediately wakes up]] Link: Coming precious! [[Link runs away quickly]] Grunt: boy, she sure does keep him on a tight leash! [[Ganon punches Grunt in the face, killing him]] Ganon: WELL PLAYED, LINK; WELL PLAYED... Zelda: And don't call me precious! Episode 4: The Master Plan

Link: Ah, I do declare, what a beautiful day!

Link: And I must say, the best thing about this type of day is that nothing could possibly happen to sully one's mood.
[[Ganon is hiding behind bush, barely obscured.]]

Link: In fact, if something did happen to break this spectacular day, I would be utterly devastated!
Ganon: HEHEHE....

Link: Luckily, there's no one here to do any misdeeds, no one but me and this strange giggling bush, which I won't give a second thought about.
Ganon: HEHE, OOH BOY...

[[Link lies down.]]
Link: Yessir, now would be the perfect time to lie prostrate and defenseless, eyes shut, just letting the world pass by...

[[Link begins to sleep]]
[[Ganon jumps out of bush]]
Ganon: I'VE GOT YOU NOW, SUCKA!

Zelda: Link! Where's my lunch? Hop to it!!
[[Link immediately wakes up]]

Link: Coming precious!
[[Link runs away quickly]]

Grunt: boy, she sure does keep him on a tight leash!

[[Ganon punches Grunt in the face, killing him]]
Ganon: WELL PLAYED, LINK; WELL PLAYED...
Zelda: And don't call me precious!]]> Episode 289: Oh, Link's Goodness http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=289.png http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=289.png Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:52:18 -0000 <a href="http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=289.png">Episode 289: Oh, Link's Goodness</a> Link: All righty, go ahead and give me the magic power or cool item or whatever. Saria: ...Beg pardon? Link: You know! The special attack or spell that lets me defeat the guy in the cloak! BA DA dA DUMMMMM! Link: Just so long as it's not one of those "the power was within you all along" things, like the fish lady gave me. Saria: Ruto. Link: Sure, whatever. Saria: Sorry to break it to you, but I'm not here to give you anything at all. I'm mostly here to berate you for your incompetence. Saria: Even in your current powerful state, you could never hope to defeat The Miscreant. You might as well just give up. Link: Oh my! Saria: Yep, you're pretty much doomed. It's about time you come to accept it. Link: Goodness! {{Silence for 1 panel}} Saria: Haha, just messin' with ya! Now let's get you that powerup. Episode 289: Oh, Link's Goodness

Link: All righty, go ahead and give me the magic power or cool item or whatever.
Saria: ...Beg pardon?

Link: You know! The special attack or spell that lets me defeat the guy in the cloak! BA DA dA DUMMMMM!

Link: Just so long as it's not one of those "the power was within you all along" things, like the fish lady gave me.
Saria: Ruto.
Link: Sure, whatever.

Saria: Sorry to break it to you, but I'm not here to give you anything at all. I'm mostly here to berate you for your incompetence.

Saria: Even in your current powerful state, you could never hope to defeat The Miscreant. You might as well just give up.
Link: Oh my!

Saria: Yep, you're pretty much doomed. It's about time you come to accept it.
Link: Goodness!

{{Silence for 1 panel}}

Saria: Haha, just messin' with ya! Now let's get you that powerup.]]> Episode 185: Link is Error http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=185.png http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=185.png Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:52:10 -0000 <a href="http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=185.png">Episode 185: Link is Error</a> Sheik: So that's the story. I escaped from Ganondorf's clutches, and had to maintain my cover to elude his minions. Can you forgive me? Navi: Well, it would have been nice if you had told us sooner, but I think I see where you're coming from. Pit: I'm with Navi. Let's just live and let die-- er, live! Bub: So, while you're Sheik, do we call you "she" or "he"? Sheik: I'm so relieved! I was afraid this situation would turn out to be really awkward! What about you, Link? Sheik: Uh, Link? <<KLUNKITY!>> Bub: I think you broke him. Navi: Don't worry, it's not a recent development. Episode 185: Link is Error

Sheik: So that's the story. I escaped from Ganondorf's clutches, and had to maintain my cover to elude his minions. Can you forgive me?

Navi: Well, it would have been nice if you had told us sooner, but I think I see where you're coming from.

Pit: I'm with Navi. Let's just live and let die-- er, live!

Bub: So, while you're Sheik, do we call you "she" or "he"?

Sheik: I'm so relieved! I was afraid this situation would turn out to be really awkward! What about you, Link?

Sheik: Uh, Link?

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Bub: I think you broke him.
Navi: Don't worry, it's not a recent development.]]> Episode 138: No Second Thing http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=138.gif http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=138.gif Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:52:04 -0000 <a href="http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=138.gif">Episode 138: No Second Thing</a> Link: Say, Bub... Bub: Yes, Link? Link: I just realized that we don't get to chat all that often... Bub: What kinda stuff do you wanna talk about? Link: Oh, anything really... Link: ...what's been going on in your life, what your evil master plan is, your political viewpoints, that sort of thing... Bub: Wait, what was the second thing again? Link: Uh... Link: There was no second thing. Only a first thing and a third thing. Bub: Okay. Episode 138: No Second Thing

Link: Say, Bub...
Bub: Yes, Link?

Link: I just realized that we don't get to chat all that often...

Bub: What kinda stuff do you wanna talk about?

Link: Oh, anything really...

Link: ...what's been going on in your life, what your evil master plan is, your political viewpoints, that sort of thing...

Bub: Wait, what was the second thing again?

Link: Uh...

Link: There was no second thing. Only a first thing and a third thing.
Bub: Okay.]]> Episode 123: Link's Gone Cucco http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=123.gif http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=123.gif Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:51:55 -0000 <a href="http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=123.gif">Episode 123: Link's Gone Cucco</a> Navi: Let's go! Next stop, Princess Zelda! Sheik: I suppose now is as good a time as any to tell Link the truth; that I am, in fact, Zelda... Sheik: Link, there's something about me you ought to know... Sheik: This may sound a bit weird, but I'm actually- Cucco: BUH-KAH! Sheik: What the...? Link: Actually, that does sound somewhat odd. Bub: Look what we found! A friendly little chicken! Cucco: Buh-kah! Link: That... that's no chicken... Link: IT'S A CUCCO! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! <<SCREEEEECH!!>> Cucco: ...cluck? Pit: That guy hasn't been quite right lately... Navi: "Lately"? <<FAINT!>> Episode 123: Link's Gone Cucco

Navi: Let's go! Next stop, Princess Zelda!

Sheik: I suppose now is as good a time as any to tell Link the truth; that I am, in fact, Zelda...

Sheik: Link, there's something about me you ought to know...

Sheik: This may sound a bit weird, but I'm actually-
Cucco: BUH-KAH!
Sheik: What the...?

Link: Actually, that does sound somewhat odd.

Bub: Look what we found! A friendly little chicken!
Cucco: Buh-kah!

Link: That... that's no chicken...

Link: IT'S A CUCCO! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

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Cucco: ...cluck?

Pit: That guy hasn't been quite right lately...
Navi: "Lately"?
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Ganon: THE NERVE OF THAT JERK! "OOH, I'M LINK, THE BIG JERK! LOOK AT ME, BEING A BIG JERK ALL THE TIME!"

Blue Blob: uh, Boss, did he really say all that?

[[There is a pause. Ganon blasts Blue Blob into a small pile of dust]]

Ganon: NOW HOW AM I GONNA GET BACK AT THAT JERK FOR EVERYTHING HE'S DONE TO ME

Ganon: HMM, I COULD ALWAYS KIDNAP THE PRINCESS... NAH, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
[[Red Blob enters with broom, cleans Blue Blob's remains]]

Ganon: I COULD ALWAYS KILL HIM, BUT THAT WOULDN'T BE EVIL ENOUGH...
[[Red Blob has finished and stays a bit]]

Ganon: NO, I MUST DO SOMETHING SO UTTERLY EVIL, HE'LL BE ALL LIKE, "WOAH DUDE, THAT WAS LIKE TOTALLY EVIL!"

Ganon: I GOT IT! I'LL GO PUNCH HIM IN THE NOSE! THAT'LL SHOW HIM!

Red Blob: that's gotta be the worst idea i've ever heard!

[[Ganon raises his fist, as he did to Blue Blob moments before]]

Red Blob: eep.]]> Episode 281: Give 'Im Boot To Da Head http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=281.png http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=281.png Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:38:00 -0000 <a href="http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=281.png">Episode 281: Give 'Im Boot To Da Head</a> Sheik: Let's see how badass you are with a face full of darts! <<FWIP!>> Miscreant: I fail to see the purpose of such parlor tricks. <<POOF! POOF!>> Sheik: I suppose on their own, the darts would be fairly ineffective... Sheik: ...but if I compliment them with a swift kick to the head... <<HEADKICK!>> Sheik: ...then they can serve as a useful distraction. Link: Yay Sheik! Beat that guy up for me! Sheik: Link?!? Get out of the- <<WHAM!>> Link: OOF! Sheik: ...way. Sheik: Well, I'm glad to see that you're all right. Or at least that you were. Episode 281: Give 'Im Boot To Da Head

Sheik: Let's see how badass you are with a face full of darts!
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Miscreant: I fail to see the purpose of such parlor tricks.

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Sheik: I suppose on their own, the darts would be fairly ineffective...

Sheik: ...but if I compliment them with a swift kick to the head...
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Sheik: ...then they can serve as a useful distraction.

Link: Yay Sheik! Beat that guy up for me!
Sheik: Link?!? Get out of the-

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Link: OOF!
Sheik: ...way.

Sheik: Well, I'm glad to see that you're all right. Or at least that you were.]]> Episode 290: Get A Life http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=290.png http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=290.png Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:36:45 -0000 <a href="http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=290.png">Episode 290: Get A Life</a> Saria: The power that Ruto showed you requires that you be at full health, correct? Link: The fish lady, yes. Saria: Anyway, you're obviously going to need the ability to regain health if you want to retain the use of this power. Saria: And we both know you're never going to find anything on your own. Link: Haha, no arguments here! Saria: The Miscreant made a grave error giving you the strength to oppose him. Let's make him regret it! Saria: You got the Life spell! <<BA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAA!>> Link: Okay! Saria: Now go kick some Miscreant butt! Link: Booyah! Saria: Uh... Link: AAAAAAAAAA Saria: Sorry! My bad! Miscreant: That... was unexpected. Link: OOF! Episode 290: Get A Life

Saria: The power that Ruto showed you requires that you be at full health, correct?
Link: The fish lady, yes.

Saria: Anyway, you're obviously going to need the ability to regain health if you want to retain the use of this power.
Saria: And we both know you're never going to find anything on your own.

Link: Haha, no arguments here!

Saria: The Miscreant made a grave error giving you the strength to oppose him. Let's make him regret it!

Saria: You got the Life spell!
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Link: Okay!

Saria: Now go kick some Miscreant butt!
Link: Booyah!

Saria: Uh...
Link: AAAAAAAAAA

Saria: Sorry! My bad!
Miscreant: That... was unexpected.
Link: OOF!]]> Episode 286: Get it? Hurry "Up"? http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=286.png http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=286.png Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:35:20 -0000 <a href="http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=286.png">Episode 286: Get it? Hurry "Up"?</a> Link: C'mon, hurry up! Link: I gotta pick up the pace if I wanna keep being all not-dead! Link: Why does that cloak jerk hate me so much? I never did him any harm that I can remember or care about! Link: Well, there was that time I called him a cloak jerk, about a second ago. I can't believe he's still mad about that! Link: Geez, how many times do I have to apologize for that? Some friend you are, ya cloak jerk! Link: I even tried to make it up to you with snickerdoodles! No one can resist those tasty treats! Miscreant: Uh, that last thing didn't happen. Ever. Link: Oh. Link: Well you're still a cloak jerk. Miscreant: I've learned to live with it. Episode 286: Get it? Hurry "Up"?

Link: C'mon, hurry up!

Link: I gotta pick up the pace if I wanna keep being all not-dead!

Link: Why does that cloak jerk hate me so much? I never did him any harm that I can remember or care about!

Link: Well, there was that time I called him a cloak jerk, about a second ago. I can't believe he's still mad about that!

Link: Geez, how many times do I have to apologize for that? Some friend you are, ya cloak jerk!

Link: I even tried to make it up to you with snickerdoodles! No one can resist those tasty treats!

Miscreant: Uh, that last thing didn't happen. Ever.
Link: Oh.

Link: Well you're still a cloak jerk.
Miscreant: I've learned to live with it.]]> Episode 151: No Foe Can Resist The Pogo Stick http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=151.gif http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=151.gif Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:34:12 -0000 <a href="http://zeldacomic.net/archives/?pic=151.gif">Episode 151: No Foe Can Resist The Pogo Stick</a> Bub: Hey Link! Guess who saved the day! Bub saved the day, that's who! Link: [[thinking]] Oh. My. God. Link: [[off-screen, thinking]] Bub's already begun his reign of terror! Pit: Can someone let me down now? Anyone? Link: [[off-screen, thinking]] Just look at him, so smug and confident... Bub: And so, once again, the day is saved, thanks to... me! Link: [[thinking]] This is it. The moment of truth. Bub's evil schemes stop here and now. And no more silly jokes or fooling around; it's time to prove my true worth as a hero! Link: Let's do it, pogo stick!* *See Ish 35. <<POGO'D!>> Link: I beat Bub! Ba-da-da-daaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Sheik: I don't know how to respond to that. Episode 151: No Foe Can Resist The Pogo Stick

Bub: Hey Link! Guess who saved the day! Bub saved the day, that's who!

Link: [[thinking]] Oh. My. God.

Link: [[off-screen, thinking]] Bub's already begun his reign of terror!
Pit: Can someone let me down now? Anyone?

Link: [[off-screen, thinking]] Just look at him, so smug and confident...
Bub: And so, once again, the day is saved, thanks to... me!

Link: [[thinking]] This is it. The moment of truth. Bub's evil schemes stop here and now. And no more silly jokes or fooling around; it's time to prove my true worth as a hero!

Link: Let's do it, pogo stick!*
*See Ish 35.

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Link: I beat Bub! Ba-da-da-daaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Sheik: I don't know how to respond to that.]]>