Burn The Aliens - latest additions

Burn The Aliens - latest additions http://burnthealiens.com/comic The latest transcribed Burn The Aliens comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:13:03 -0000 60 44 - the island http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=174 http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=174 Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:20:31 -0000 <a href="http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=174">44 - the island</a> So then she says "I am sorry you just aren't my type" Wow on your 7th birthday? Yeah you think she would save it for the day after or something And then she went to my best fri- What is the meaning of this? Oh excuse me Mr. Shinlock Watch the proximity! Am I crazy or did he just quote the Island? Watch out, I am pretty sure he has one of those skin capturing guns 44 - the island

So then she says I am sorry you just arent my type
Wow on your 7th birthday?
Yeah you think she would save it for the day after or something
And then she went to my best fri-
What is the meaning of this?

Oh excuse me Mr. Shinlock
Watch the proximity!
Am I crazy or did he just quote the Island?
Watch out, I am pretty sure he has one of those skin capturing guns]]> 43 - grade school http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=171 http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=171 Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:43:56 -0000 <a href="http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=171">43 - grade school</a> So what did you need to get? Well I was supposed to be getting groceries but then I saw you and kind of spaced it. Aww that was really sweet. Oh? You are attracted to failure? Mhhm, very sexy. I also never finished college. Oh baby, give me more My last steady relationship was in grade school Ahh.. really? Yeah apperently I lost all my sex appeal after my eight birthday. 43 - grade school

So what did you need to get?
Well I was supposed to be getting groceries but then I saw you and kind of spaced it.
Aww that was really sweet.

Oh? You are attracted to failure?
Mhhm, very sexy.
I also never finished college.
Oh baby, give me more

My last steady relationship was in grade school
Ahh.. really?
Yeah apperently I lost all my sex appeal after my eight birthday.]]> 41 - Weapons of Mass Destruction http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=162 http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=162 Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:00:55 -0000 <a href="http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=162">41 - Weapons of Mass Destruction</a> You are sure its okay that I passed out and fell on you? Well, not if its okay that I fell on you, but the passing out bit Yes it was fine Okay because I didn't want you to think I pass out like that often or anything. Because I don't I am not really sure what happened even. I really didn't mean to aim for you or anything Basically what I am saying is that was accidental and <blah blah blah blah blah> ZzzzzzzzZzz Hello? I don't even think she is listening to you. Or even aware that you are talking. Or conscious. Man with skills like these you could be a weapon 41 - Weapons of Mass Destruction

You are sure its okay that I passed out and fell on you? Well, not if its okay that I fell on you, but the passing out bit
Yes it was fine

Okay because I didnt want you to think I pass out like that often or anything. Because I dont I am not really sure what happened even. I really didnt mean to aim for you or anything

Basically what I am saying is that was accidental and
ZzzzzzzzZzz
Hello? I dont even think she is listening to you. Or even aware that you are talking. Or conscious. Man with skills like these you could be a weapon]]> 40 - Comic Number 40 http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=160 http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=160 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:57:20 -0000 <a href="http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=160">40 - Comic Number 40</a> So why did you come here anyways? Oh wouldn't you like to know Sorry, I was trying to be sexy Oh I get it! Don't worry, I don't do this often 40 - Comic Number 40

So why did you come here anyways?
Oh wouldnt you like to know

Sorry, I was trying to be sexy
Oh I get it!
Dont worry, I dont do this often]]> 39 - Damage http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=158 http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=158 Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:13:47 -0000 <a href="http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=158">39 - Damage</a> Oh you are back! Yeah, not much left of the ship Wow that sucks Yes and if it wasn't for you I would still be up in space observing humans from a safe distance Wait a second, when did all this become my fault? When you decided to play games instead of doing work. For a paraplegic you sure can cause a lot of damage. Battleship was voice activated. Besides, I don't need hands to be special. 39 - Damage

Oh you are back!
Yeah, not much left of the ship

Wow that sucks
Yes and if it wasnt for you I would still be up in space observing humans from a safe distance

Wait a second, when did all this become my fault?
When you decided to play games instead of doing work. For a paraplegic you sure can cause a lot of damage.
Battleship was voice activated. Besides, I dont need hands to be special.]]> 37 - Felines vs Jacob http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=152 http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=152 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:51:01 -0000 <a href="http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=152">37 - Felines vs Jacob</a> How was your mom representing the family of the cat that your dad killed? That's what happens when you mix degrees A degree in Veterinary Studies and a minor in Criminal Justice is more useless than you would imagine. Cats don't pay too well What happened to your dad in court? Well my moms original plan was to go for capital punishment. When she couldn't get that, he had to pay a couple of hundred dollars worth of catnip to the family of the dead cat. That's all? Also, mom also realized it's a bad business when she was paid entirely in catnip. 37 - Felines vs Jacob

How was your mom representing the family of the cat that your dad killed?
Thats what happens when you mix degrees

A degree in Veterinary Studies and a minor in Criminal Justice is more useless than you would imagine. Cats dont pay too well

What happened to your dad in court?
Well my moms original plan was to go for capital punishment. When she couldnt get that, he had to pay a couple of hundred dollars worth of catnip to the family of the dead cat.
Thats all?
Also, mom also realized its a bad business when she was paid entirely in catnip.]]> 36 - Spinning Cat http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=150 http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=150 Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:46:38 -0000 <a href="http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=150">36 - Spinning Cat</a> Hi Oh.. Hi! Back so soon? Yeah I actually forgo- (zombie nation ringtone) Zombie Nation? Nice taste in music Yeah my dad is a huge fan Wow your dad is into that? Yeah he used to DJ a little back in his college days. His called himself DJ Spinning Cat Did he ever record anything? He got as far as trying to get a picture for the mixtape cover. Ive only heard parts of the story - but apparently it involved a convertible, a freeway, and an angry cat. Ouch Yeah it was all a waste too. He couldn't take the picture fast enough 36 - Spinning Cat

Hi
Oh.. Hi! Back so soon?

Yeah I actually forgo-
(zombie nation ringtone)
Zombie Nation? Nice taste in music
Yeah my dad is a huge fan

Wow your dad is into that?
Yeah he used to DJ a little back in his college days. His called himself DJ Spinning Cat
Did he ever record anything?
He got as far as trying to get a picture for the mixtape cover. Ive only heard parts of the story but apparently it involved a convertible, a freeway, and an angry cat.
Ouch
Yeah it was all a waste too. He couldnt take the picture fast enough]]> 35 - Boring Prick http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=146 http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=146 Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:56:19 -0000 <a href="http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=146">35 - Boring Prick</a> Just go in and talk to her. Ask her about her day and stuff. Yeah okay. Wait what if I screw it up? You won't, just be charming and funny and she is bound to forgive you for making a bag of failure of yourself earlier. Oh yeah? Yeah really that's the best way to get any girl. Oh I am glad thats all it takes. I was being a boring boring prickon purpose 35 - Boring Prick

Just go in and talk to her. Ask her about her day and stuff.
Yeah okay.

Wait what if I screw it up?
You wont, just be charming and funny and she is bound to forgive you for making a bag of failure of yourself earlier.
Oh yeah?

Yeah really thats the best way to get any girl.
Oh I am glad thats all it takes. I was being a boring boring prickon purpose]]> 34 - Crazy http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=143 http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=143 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:57:59 -0000 <a href="http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=143">34 - Crazy</a> So you don't really seem that surprised to me. Considering you have a pair of aliens living in your head. Oh I don't really think you are aliens. I am sure I have probably gone crazy and you are just a thought of comfort and serenity - taken shape as a real being inside my head. And that doesn't worry you? As long as I acknowledge that you are just a figment if my imagination, I am pretty sure I am safe. I am not crazy as long as I am aware that I am crazy. What you lack in logic you make up in creativity. 34 - Crazy

So you dont really seem that surprised to me. Considering you have a pair of aliens living in your head.
Oh I dont really think you are aliens.

I am sure I have probably gone crazy and you are just a thought of comfort and serenity taken shape as a real being inside my head.

And that doesnt worry you?
As long as I acknowledge that you are just a figment if my imagination, I am pretty sure I am safe. I am not crazy as long as I am aware that I am crazy.
What you lack in logic you make up in creativity.]]> 33 - She Doesn't Know You http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=138 http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=138 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:56:40 -0000 <a href="http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=138">33 - She Doesn't Know You</a> Ah crap I forgot to get groceries! We were just at the service station. I was occupied! With that girl? I wonder if she still remembers me. I am sure she does, we left like 20 minutes ago Oh god what if she thinks I am an idiot!? She can't possibly know you that well already 33 - She Doesnt Know You

Ah crap I forgot to get groceries!
We were just at the service station.
I was occupied!

With that girl?
I wonder if she still remembers me.
I am sure she does, we left like 20 minutes ago

Oh god what if she thinks I am an idiot!?
She cant possibly know you that well already]]>