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Powerblob - latest additions http://powerblob.com The latest transcribed Powerblob comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:02:13 -0000 60 Powerblob #13 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=13 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=13 Sun, 17 Aug 2008 03:50:19 -0000 <a href="http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=13">Powerblob #13</a> Powerblob: Gotta go. I've got a date with an inventor! Boy: But what about the... Powerblob: Say no to drugs, kids! [[Powerblob looks hesitant.]] Powerblob: It's not an actual date! Narrator: Moments later: Powerblob: Hey Grace! It's me! Grace: I thought I told you to stay away from me. Powerblob: It's an emergency! I need to look through your junkyard. Grace: Just take what you need and get out of my hair. Powerblob: You're an angel! Powerblob: Doot doot doot... Junk junk junk... Ah, jackpot! How implausibly perfect. Powerblob #13

Powerblob: Gotta go. I've got a date with an inventor!
Boy: But what about the...
Powerblob: Say no to drugs, kids!

[[Powerblob looks hesitant.]]

Powerblob: It's not an actual date!

Narrator: Moments later:
Powerblob: Hey Grace! It's me!
Grace: I thought I told you to stay away from me.

Powerblob: It's an emergency! I need to look through your junkyard.

Grace: Just take what you need and get out of my hair.
Powerblob: You're an angel!

Powerblob: Doot doot doot... Junk junk junk... Ah, jackpot! How implausibly perfect.]]> Powerblob #12 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=12 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=12 Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:50:13 -0000 <a href="http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=12">Powerblob #12</a> Doktor Enzym: Vatch in shame, Powerblob, as I destroy another building in retaliation! [[The Sturm-Insekt kicks a skyscraper.]] <<Krack!>> [[Powerblob shields a pair of kids from falling debris.]] Powerblob: Look out! Girl: Waaah! Boy: Don't cry, sis. The nice, um, entity saved us. [[Lightbulb.]] <<Bing!>> Powerblob: You, sir, are a genius! Boy: Wha? Powerblob: You said something that sounded like "crisis", which gave me an idea. It's a crazy idea, but it just might be crazy enough to work! Boy: That makes me a genius? Powerblob: Yeah, do I have to draw you a diorama? Powerblob #12

Doktor Enzym: Vatch in shame, Powerblob, as I destroy another building in retaliation!

[[The Sturm-Insekt kicks a skyscraper.]]
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[[Powerblob shields a pair of kids from falling debris.]]
Powerblob: Look out!

Girl: Waaah!
Boy: Don't cry, sis. The nice, um, entity saved us.

[[Lightbulb.]]
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Powerblob: You, sir, are a genius!
Boy: Wha?

Powerblob: You said something that sounded like "crisis", which gave me an idea. It's a crazy idea, but it just might be crazy enough to work!

Boy: That makes me a genius?
Powerblob: Yeah, do I have to draw you a diorama?]]> Powerblob #11 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=11 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=11 Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:21:07 -0000 <a href="http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=11">Powerblob #11</a> Powerblob: Missiles schmissiles! Doktor Enzym: Verdammt! Powerblob: Now for the white, soft underbelly of the beast... <<Punch!>> Powerblob: ...ow! Doktor Enzym: Ha! Ze Sturm-Insekt is made of enzymium - a steel alloy durable enough to resist even your flabby fists. Powerblob: Darn it! Now what am I gonna do? Powerblob #11

Powerblob: Missiles schmissiles!

Doktor Enzym: Verdammt!

Powerblob: Now for the white, soft underbelly of the beast...

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Powerblob: ...ow!

Doktor Enzym: Ha! Ze Sturm-Insekt is made of enzymium - a steel alloy durable enough to resist even your flabby fists.

Powerblob: Darn it! Now what am I gonna do?]]> Powerblob #10 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=10 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=10 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:20:59 -0000 <a href="http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=10">Powerblob #10</a> Powerblob: Enzym! Doktor Enzym: Zat thrice-accursed Schwachkopf again? Ha! A fresh chance at revenge! [[Doktor Enzym pushes a button.]] <<Bloop!>> [[The insect robot fires two missiles.]] <<Fwoom!>> Powerblob: Hullo! You think your puny missiles can harm me? Rethink! Powerblob: Unless... unless they're solaranite missiles!? Powerblob: But solaranite is a theoretical construct postulated by Ed Wood. I should be fi... [[Explosion!]] <<Ka-Blooie!>> Powerblob #10

Powerblob: Enzym!

Doktor Enzym: Zat thrice-accursed Schwachkopf again? Ha! A fresh chance at revenge!

[[Doktor Enzym pushes a button.]]
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[[The insect robot fires two missiles.]]
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Powerblob: Hullo! You think your puny missiles can harm me? Rethink!

Powerblob: Unless... unless they're solaranite missiles!?

Powerblob: But solaranite is a theoretical construct postulated by Ed Wood. I should be fi...

[[Explosion!]]
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Powerblob: Odds bodkins!

[[A huge metallic insect is standing in front of a demolished building.]]

Doktor Enzym: Hear me, people of New Piltdown! I demand one billion dollars delivered vizin tventy-four hours. If you default I vill turn your city to rubble!

Powerblob: Hold on! I know that voice!
Billy: You do?

Powerblob: The first time I heard it was in Berlin. The year was 1921...

Powerblob: But now is not the time for flashbacks. I must once again confront DOKTOR ENZYM!]]> Powerblob #8 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=8 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=8 Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:52:27 -0000 <a href="http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=8">Powerblob #8</a> [[Nosferatu is seen standing in a doorway.]] Billy (outside the panel): You don't mind silent films? Powerblob: Course not. You know, back then we just called them films. Billy: How old are you anyway? Powerblob: Older than Jesus. Powerblob: Or is that blasphemy? Billy: Beats me. I don't always get Christian reasoning. <<Crash!>> Billy: What the hell?! [[Title: Powerblob in Insekt Krisis]] Powerblob #8

[[Nosferatu is seen standing in a doorway.]]
Billy (outside the panel): You don't mind silent films?

Powerblob: Course not. You know, back then we just called them films.

Billy: How old are you anyway?
Powerblob: Older than Jesus.

Powerblob: Or is that blasphemy?
Billy: Beats me. I don't always get Christian reasoning.

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Billy: What the hell?!
[[Title: Powerblob in Insekt Krisis]]]]> Powerblob #7 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=7 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=7 Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:28:37 -0000 <a href="http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=7">Powerblob #7</a> Powerblob: Yeah, I dropped him off at the police station. Billy: Thanks, ghost who walks! Powerblob: Ooh, The Phantom-reference! You're all right, kid. Powerblob: I have many names, but my friends call me Powerblob. My enemies... Well, let's not go into that. Billy: Billy. Powerblob: Mind if I hang out with you for a while, Billy? I don't feel like sleeping any more right now. Billy: Sure thing. Powerblob: Say, what's the date today? Billy: May 12. Powerblob: 2008? Billy: Yeah. Powerblob: Then I haven't slumbered for a thousand years. More like a week. It's hard to keep track when you're slumberin', you know? Billy: I know. Powerblob: Billy, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. [[The End]] Powerblob #7

Powerblob: Yeah, I dropped him off at the police station.
Billy: Thanks, ghost who walks!

Powerblob: Ooh, The Phantom-reference! You're all right, kid.

Powerblob: I have many names, but my friends call me Powerblob. My enemies... Well, let's not go into that.
Billy: Billy.

Powerblob: Mind if I hang out with you for a while, Billy? I don't feel like sleeping any more right now.
Billy: Sure thing.

Powerblob: Say, what's the date today?
Billy: May 12.
Powerblob: 2008?
Billy: Yeah.

Powerblob: Then I haven't slumbered for a thousand years. More like a week. It's hard to keep track when you're slumberin', you know?
Billy: I know.

Powerblob: Billy, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
[[The End]]]]> Powerblob #6 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=6 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=6 Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:10:15 -0000 <a href="http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=6">Powerblob #6</a> Powerblob: Why are you after the kid? Tell me or I'll kill you! Boss: He - he witnessed a murder. Powerblob: Whose murder!? Boss: Just some guy... We argued about the pronounciation of the word "nucular", so I killed him. Powerblob: Thank you for your candor, but I changed my mind. I'm going to kill you anyway. Billy: Dooon't kiiiill hiiim... Powerblob: I changed my mind again. I'm not going to kill you, I'm going to send you to jail, which is much worse. Powerblob: Yeah, like Steven Seagal in hard to kill! Powerblob #6

Powerblob: Why are you after the kid? Tell me or I'll kill you!

Boss: He - he witnessed a murder.
Powerblob: Whose murder!?

Boss: Just some guy... We argued about the pronounciation of the word "nucular", so I killed him.

Powerblob: Thank you for your candor, but I changed my mind. I'm going to kill you anyway.

Billy: Dooon't kiiiill hiiim...

Powerblob: I changed my mind again. I'm not going to kill you, I'm going to send you to jail, which is much worse.

Powerblob: Yeah, like Steven Seagal in hard to kill!]]> Powerblob #5 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=5 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=5 Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:46:46 -0000 <a href="http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=5">Powerblob #5</a> Billy: I'm just saying... Maybe you could do without killing people. Powerblob: Okaaay, I'll think about it. Jeez! <<Vrooom!>> Powerblob: Hark! The boss is escaping! Powerblob: But that's ok because I am faster than a speeding car! <<Punch!>> Powerblob: More powerful than a car! Powerblob: Able to leap stationary cars in a single bound! Powerblob #5

Billy: I'm just saying... Maybe you could do without killing people.
Powerblob: Okaaay, I'll think about it. Jeez!

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Powerblob: Hark! The boss is escaping!

Powerblob: But that's ok because I am faster than a speeding car!

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Powerblob: More powerful than a car!

Powerblob: Able to leap stationary cars in a single bound!]]> Powerblob #4 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=4 http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=4 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:36:39 -0000 <a href="http://powerblob.com/index.php?showcomic=4">Powerblob #4</a> Powerblob (thinking): Damn, another guy with another bullet-gun. Henchman 1: Jesus, what happened here?! Powerblob: I happened here, just like I'm happening again right now through your upper body! Powerblob: A little wordy, but a solid oneliner nonetheless. Billy: You killed them? Powerblob: I killed 'em dead! Billy: I don't want to sound ungrateful, but was it necessary to kill them? Powerblob: Explain! Powerblob #4

Powerblob (thinking): Damn, another guy with another bullet-gun.

Henchman 1: Jesus, what happened here?!

Powerblob: I happened here, just like I'm happening again right now through your upper body!

Powerblob: A little wordy, but a solid oneliner nonetheless.

Billy: You killed them?
Powerblob: I killed 'em dead!

Billy: I don't want to sound ungrateful, but was it necessary to kill them?

Powerblob: Explain!]]>