http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com The latest transcribed Chef d'oeuvre comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:13:04 -0000 60 http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_8.html http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_8.html Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:36:39 -0000 <a href="http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_8.html">How Adult Videos Are Made</a><br> <br> Jeff Zhao: Ah back-to-school shopping, the perfect excuse to splooge. <br \> Jeff Liu: Errr, I think you might mean splurge... <br \> Vu: Haha, unless you reallly reallllly like shopping. <br \> <br \> Mimi: Hey guys! What are you all talking about? <br \> All Guys: Ummmmmm... <br \> Jeff Zhao: Pirates! <br \> Jeff Liu: Lesbians! <br \> Vu: Bananas? <br \> <br \> Mimi: Errr, right. Well, I'm gonna go keep shopping now...not because you're all completely awkward or anything...don't follow me <br \> <br \> Jeff Liu: Wow, what were the chances that we would randomly yell out the plot of a potentially amazing porno. <br \> Jeff Zhao: I knew I used the right word! <br \> Vu: Phew How Adult Videos Are Made

Jeff Zhao: Ah back-to-school shopping, the perfect excuse to splooge.
Jeff Liu: Errr, I think you might mean splurge...
Vu: Haha, unless you reallly reallllly like shopping.

Mimi: Hey guys! What are you all talking about?
All Guys: Ummmmmm...
Jeff Zhao: Pirates!
Jeff Liu: Lesbians!
Vu: Bananas?

Mimi: Errr, right. Well, I'm gonna go keep shopping now...not because you're all completely awkward or anything...don't follow me

Jeff Liu: Wow, what were the chances that we would randomly yell out the plot of a potentially amazing porno.
Jeff Zhao: I knew I used the right word!
Vu: Phew]]> http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_7.html http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_7.html Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:33:19 -0000 <a href="http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_7.html">Le Big-Mac</a><br> <br> Vu: Hey, did you know that in lots of Asian countries white is associated with death instead of black? <br \> Dan: Huh, really? <br \> <br \> Dan: Heh, you Asian's always get it backwards. <br \> Vu: Quiet down there, white devil. It's you who's got it backwards. <br \> Dan: Sweet, does that make me the angel of death? <br \> <br \> Dan: But anyway, black is definitely right. Just look at how they depict it in movies. It's always dark and gloomy. <br \> Vu: Heh, I'll concede the point when you show me a movie where someone drops dead and immediately turns into Denzel Washington. <br \> <br \> Dan: Will you settle for Samuel L. Jackson? I could probably get him to do it for free. <br \> Vu: Heh, he may be one bad motherfucker, but those motherfuckin' snakes on that motherfuckin' plane knocked him off his motherfuckin' rocker. Le Big-Mac

Vu: Hey, did you know that in lots of Asian countries white is associated with death instead of black?
Dan: Huh, really?

Dan: Heh, you Asian's always get it backwards.
Vu: Quiet down there, white devil. It's you who's got it backwards.
Dan: Sweet, does that make me the angel of death?

Dan: But anyway, black is definitely right. Just look at how they depict it in movies. It's always dark and gloomy.
Vu: Heh, I'll concede the point when you show me a movie where someone drops dead and immediately turns into Denzel Washington.

Dan: Will you settle for Samuel L. Jackson? I could probably get him to do it for free.
Vu: Heh, he may be one bad motherfucker, but those motherfuckin' snakes on that motherfuckin' plane knocked him off his motherfuckin' rocker.]]> http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_6.html http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_6.html Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:16:18 -0000 <a href="http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_6.html">Wacky Wig World</a><br> <br> [[Dan, Vu, Jeff Liu, and Mimi are at a hat store]] <br \> <br \> Cartoonist: Hey, what the hell are you guys doing down there? We need to work on the script for the next comic. <br \> Vu: Oh hey Cartoonist! People have been complaining about how it's really hard to tell the difference between us, since we're stick figures. So we're all getting distinctive hats! <br \> Jeff Liu: Check it out! Buddy Jesus! <br \> <br \> Cartoonist: What the hell? That's ridiculous. Get back to work you lazy bums. <br \> Vu: Hmm, well it's either this, or you'll have to start drawing us better. <br \> Dan: It even comes with a beard! <br \> <br \> [[Jeff Zhao runs into the hat shop]] <br \> Jeff Zhao: Guys! Come quick! It's raining hats and wigs! <br \> Cartoonist: There you go, go crazy. I'm gonna take a nap. Wacky Wig World

[[Dan, Vu, Jeff Liu, and Mimi are at a hat store]]

Cartoonist: Hey, what the hell are you guys doing down there? We need to work on the script for the next comic.
Vu: Oh hey Cartoonist! People have been complaining about how it's really hard to tell the difference between us, since we're stick figures. So we're all getting distinctive hats!
Jeff Liu: Check it out! Buddy Jesus!

Cartoonist: What the hell? That's ridiculous. Get back to work you lazy bums.
Vu: Hmm, well it's either this, or you'll have to start drawing us better.
Dan: It even comes with a beard!

[[Jeff Zhao runs into the hat shop]]
Jeff Zhao: Guys! Come quick! It's raining hats and wigs!
Cartoonist: There you go, go crazy. I'm gonna take a nap.]]> http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_5.html http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_5.html Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:10:33 -0000 <a href="http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_5.html">Cookie</a><br> <br> Vu: Omm nom nom nom, mmm, cookies. Cookie monster had it right. <br \> Mimi: Nope, not anymore. Cookies are a sometimes food now. <br \> <br \> Vu: Huh? <br \> Mimi: Yup, moms have been complaining about the Cookie Monster reinforcing bad eating habits. He eats fruits and vegetables now. <br \> <br \> Vu: What the hell? They can't do that! What did they do, ship him to a reeducation camp? <br \> Mimi: Haha, they're just trying to be a good influence. <br \> Vu: What's next? The SAT Monster? <br \> <br \> Cookie Monster: C is for the Correct Answer!! Cookie

Vu: Omm nom nom nom, mmm, cookies. Cookie monster had it right.
Mimi: Nope, not anymore. Cookies are a sometimes food now.

Vu: Huh?
Mimi: Yup, moms have been complaining about the Cookie Monster reinforcing bad eating habits. He eats fruits and vegetables now.

Vu: What the hell? They can't do that! What did they do, ship him to a reeducation camp?
Mimi: Haha, they're just trying to be a good influence.
Vu: What's next? The SAT Monster?

Cookie Monster: C is for the Correct Answer!!]]> http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_4.html http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_4.html Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:06:57 -0000 <a href="http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_4.html">Return of Ped Xing!</a><br> <br> Jeff Zhao: Hey, have you guys ever wonder who Ped Xing is? <br \> <br \> Dan: What do you mean? <br \> Vu: Ped who? <br \> <br \> Jeff Zhao: Ya, know! Ped Xing! He has signs everywhere. I guess he must be really famous around here or something. Probably owns like half the city. <br \> <br \> Vu: You mean...Pedestrian Crossing? <br \> Jeff Zhao: Oh haha, I thought they just put it in front of Chinese people's houses to warn you about Chinamen! Return of Ped Xing!

Jeff Zhao: Hey, have you guys ever wonder who Ped Xing is?

Dan: What do you mean?
Vu: Ped who?

Jeff Zhao: Ya, know! Ped Xing! He has signs everywhere. I guess he must be really famous around here or something. Probably owns like half the city.

Vu: You mean...Pedestrian Crossing?
Jeff Zhao: Oh haha, I thought they just put it in front of Chinese people's houses to warn you about Chinamen!]]> http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_3.html http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_3.html Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:03:14 -0000 <a href="http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_3.html">Shotgun!</a><br> <br> Jeff Liu: Shotgun! <br \> Vu: You bastard! <br \> <br \> Vu: How the hell do I always forget about shotgun... <br \> Jeff Liu: Uh-oh...what kinda shitty car do you have here, stanley? <br \> Stanley: Heh, I gotta unlock it first. <br \> <br \> Stanley: This car is old man. It's not automatic anything. I'm still cranking windows here... <br \> Vu: What are we talking about? <br \> Jeff Liu: Aw, come on, it's not that bad. Look, here... <br \> <br \> Jeff Liu: At least you have power volume! Shotgun!

Jeff Liu: Shotgun!
Vu: You bastard!

Vu: How the hell do I always forget about shotgun...
Jeff Liu: Uh-oh...what kinda shitty car do you have here, stanley?
Stanley: Heh, I gotta unlock it first.

Stanley: This car is old man. It's not automatic anything. I'm still cranking windows here...
Vu: What are we talking about?
Jeff Liu: Aw, come on, it's not that bad. Look, here...

Jeff Liu: At least you have power volume!]]> http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_2.html http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_2.html Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:59:52 -0000 <a href="http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_2.html">Ah, the world of tomorrow</a><br> <br> Jeff Zhao: Dude, TiVo is pretty sweet. <br \> Vu: Yeah man, no more commercial bullshit. <br \> TV: dot dot dot dot <br \> <br \> Jeff Zhao: Wait, can you skip forward in time? <br \> Vu: You mean like shows that haven't been aired yet? <br \> Jeff Zhao: Yeah. <br \> <br \> Vu: ? <br \> Dan: ? <br \> <br \> Vu: I think what you're looking for is a time machine. <br \> Dan: Dude, if that were possible, don't you think we'd be watching hyper-porn from the year 3000. Ah, the world of tomorrow

Jeff Zhao: Dude, TiVo is pretty sweet.
Vu: Yeah man, no more commercial bullshit.
TV: dot dot dot dot

Jeff Zhao: Wait, can you skip forward in time?
Vu: You mean like shows that haven't been aired yet?
Jeff Zhao: Yeah.

Vu: ?
Dan: ?

Vu: I think what you're looking for is a time machine.
Dan: Dude, if that were possible, don't you think we'd be watching hyper-porn from the year 3000.]]> http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_1.html http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_1.html Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:50:29 -0000 <a href="http://vu.nguyen07.googlepages.com/comic_1.html">Hooray Free Gifts</a><br> <br> Vu: Hey look, facebook say's that today is nicole's birthday <br \> Dan: Hmm, good call. I love facebook. <br \> <br \> Vu: Let's see...a wall posting...a personal anecdote, a smiley, and finish it off by throwing in a free gift. Nice, that saves like 20 bucks and takes no effort :D <br \> <br \> Nicole: Hey geniuses, I'm sitting right here. I can hear you scheming in there! <br \> Vu: Shh, I'm on the Internet. You're not suppose to be able to hear me. I'm like a sneaky ninja! <br \> <br \> Nicole: All I know is, I better be getting a present! <br \> Vu: Sorry, complaints will have to be filed in the form of wall posts. Maybe you should try a more personal medium. Phone? <br \> Nicole: I was thinking more along the lines of a kick in the crotch.... Hooray Free Gifts

Vu: Hey look, facebook say's that today is nicole's birthday
Dan: Hmm, good call. I love facebook.

Vu: Let's see...a wall posting...a personal anecdote, a smiley, and finish it off by throwing in a free gift. Nice, that saves like 20 bucks and takes no effort :D

Nicole: Hey geniuses, I'm sitting right here. I can hear you scheming in there!
Vu: Shh, I'm on the Internet. You're not suppose to be able to hear me. I'm like a sneaky ninja!

Nicole: All I know is, I better be getting a present!
Vu: Sorry, complaints will have to be filed in the form of wall posts. Maybe you should try a more personal medium. Phone?
Nicole: I was thinking more along the lines of a kick in the crotch....]]>