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Depravia - latest additions http://depravia.net The latest transcribed Depravia comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:13:06 -0000 60 (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 9 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=17 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=17 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:56:42 -0000 <a href="http://depravia.net/comic/?p=17">(Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 9</a> Time to uncover the identity of our distressed damsel, I think. My word. You've SAVED her! You dropped this, m'lady. Ah. Useful at last, I see. Gods, it's HER. Yes, it is I, princess CHASTITY of Depravia! Witness my proud standing, even with one's bosoms abreeze. That effeminate oaf over there is my aide, Marvolo. So, are you heroic plebs going to stand there ogling, or ask for your REWARD. Apologies, m'lady. I am doctor VICTOR FLEISCHER, and this burly reprobate is Mr. BORIS MCLEOD. As for reward, passage to the capital would suffice, if you'd be so kind. So, who's the idiot now then, eh? Still you, friend. BAH! If it weren't for that biscuit, we'd never had landed such a cozy little number. Truly, it works in mysterious ways. Shut up. (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 9

Time to uncover the identity of our distressed damsel, I think.

My word.
You've SAVED her!

You dropped this, m'lady.
Ah. Useful at last, I see.

Gods, it's HER.

Yes, it is I, princess CHASTITY of Depravia! Witness my proud standing, even with one's bosoms abreeze.
That effeminate oaf over there is my aide, Marvolo.
So, are you heroic plebs going to stand there ogling, or ask for your REWARD.

Apologies, m'lady. I am doctor VICTOR FLEISCHER, and this burly reprobate is Mr. BORIS MCLEOD.
As for reward, passage to the capital would suffice, if you'd be so kind.

So, who's the idiot now then, eh?
Still you, friend.
BAH! If it weren't for that biscuit, we'd never had landed such a cozy little number.
Truly, it works in mysterious ways.
Shut up.]]> (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 8 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=16 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=16 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:52:38 -0000 <a href="http://depravia.net/comic/?p=16">(Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 8</a> Nice Throw. Looks like he should've TOAD the line. Stop it. The bugger's CROAKED it. you're embarrassing yourself. You know what they say - here today, SPAWN tomorrow. That doesn't even make any sense. (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 8

Nice Throw.

Looks like he should've TOAD the line.
Stop it.
The bugger's CROAKED it.
you're embarrassing yourself.
You know what they say - here today, SPAWN tomorrow.
That doesn't even make any sense.]]> (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 7 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=14 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=14 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:50:48 -0000 <a href="http://depravia.net/comic/?p=14">(Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 7</a> Aren't you going to leap into the fray, save the day and all that? Nah, that's a mug's game. Just end up gettin' myself killed. Do I look like a complete idiot to you? I think that toad's eyeing up your bourbon. DIE, BISCUIT WHORE! HEY! Careful! Knackers! You like to hope, big lad? Well, fuckin' HOP THIS! (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 7

Aren't you going to leap into the fray, save the day and all that?
Nah, that's a mug's game. Just end up gettin' myself killed.
Do I look like a complete idiot to you?

I think that toad's eyeing up your bourbon.

DIE, BISCUIT WHORE!

HEY! Careful!
Knackers!

You like to hope, big lad?
Well, fuckin' HOP THIS!]]> (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 6 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=13 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=13 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:56:38 -0000 <a href="http://depravia.net/comic/?p=13">(Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 6</a> Meanwhile, not far away... You know pal, all things being equal... ...I can't help feeling our trip would've passed a lot faster if you hadn't sold our steeds for that BISCUIT. That may be, but I think you're forgetting this is the VENUS BOURBON. THE most potent chocolately aphrodisiac known to man! And I think you're forgetting that it's JUST A FUCKING BISCUIT! Ah, well. Just relax and ejoy the rural splendour. Lush trees, clear sky, clean air... ...amphibious rapists... (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 6

Meanwhile, not far away...
You know pal, all things being equal...
...I can't help feeling our trip would've passed a lot faster if you hadn't sold our steeds for that BISCUIT.

That may be, but I think you're forgetting this is the VENUS BOURBON.
THE most potent chocolately aphrodisiac known to man!

And I think you're forgetting that it's JUST A FUCKING BISCUIT!

Ah, well.
Just relax and ejoy the rural splendour. Lush trees, clear sky, clean air...

...amphibious rapists...]]> (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 5 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=11 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=11 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:53:39 -0000 <a href="http://depravia.net/comic/?p=11">(Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 5</a> Urgh. I'll thank you to take your slimy member out of my princess. Before things go BADLY for you. Taste STEEL, vile beast! BLARGHH! Bother. (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 5

Urgh.

I'll thank you to take your slimy member out of my princess.
Before things go BADLY for you.

Taste STEEL, vile beast!

BLARGHH!

Bother.]]> (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 4 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=10 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=10 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:52:14 -0000 <a href="http://depravia.net/comic/?p=10">(Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 4</a> EEK! A monster! BLEARRGH! Argh! Oh no! My flimsy top! Ack! It's so big! (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 4

EEK! A monster!

BLEARRGH!

Argh!

Oh no! My flimsy top!

Ack! It's so big!]]> (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 3 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=8 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=8 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:50:03 -0000 <a href="http://depravia.net/comic/?p=8">(Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 3</a> If the King heard what you just said there now, he'd have your bolYEARGH! He'd have my WHAT? What are you talkin' about, Reg? Reg, hello? What the f- Oh. Bollocks. What ARE they playing at back there? Arg! Psh, so hard to find good help these days. (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 3

If the King heard what you just said there now, he'd have your bolYEARGH!

He'd have my WHAT? What are you talkin' about, Reg?
Reg, hello? What the f-

Oh.
Bollocks.

What ARE they playing at back there?
Arg!
Psh, so hard to find good help these days.]]> (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 1 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=3 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=3 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:47:56 -0000 <a href="http://depravia.net/comic/?p=3">(Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 1</a> Welcome, dear reader, to the kingdom of Depravia. A land where men are men, life is vicious, and rest-stops are ill-advised... Your Princess COMMANDS you! It's hardly a matter of station, ma'am... it's too much of a r- BALLS TO RISK! I'm about twenty seconds from wetting my kecks! Stop this coach this instant! Unless you'd rather I let rip right here. You could have spared one the more, erm, vivid details, m'lady... All right then, but at least have the guards accompany you. Thanks, you big softie! Yes, quite... Come on your grunts, pee patrol! Hup to it! Don't just stand there dawdling, jog along, chop chop! (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 1

Welcome, dear reader, to the kingdom of Depravia. A land where men are men, life is vicious, and rest-stops are ill-advised...
Your Princess COMMANDS you!
It's hardly a matter of station, ma'am... it's too much of a r-
BALLS TO RISK! I'm about twenty seconds from wetting my kecks!

Stop this coach this instant! Unless you'd rather I let rip right here.

You could have spared one the more, erm, vivid details, m'lady...
All right then, but at least have the guards accompany you.

Thanks, you big softie!
Yes, quite...

Come on your grunts, pee patrol! Hup to it!
Don't just stand there dawdling, jog along, chop chop!]]> (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 2 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=5 http://depravia.net/comic/?p=5 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:47:22 -0000 <a href="http://depravia.net/comic/?p=5">(Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 2</a> Hm, this seems like as good a spot as any. Avert your pervy eyes! Daddy told me about soldier boys like you. Ahh.. "Join the guard, see it all!" they said. "Be your own man, in a life of adventure!" They must've left out the bit about hand-holding precocious little piss-pots. Careful, Trev. That loose tongue of yours might get us into trouble! (Prologue) Toad In The Hole - Page 2

Hm, this seems like as good a spot as any.

Avert your pervy eyes! Daddy told me about soldier boys like you.

Ahh..

"Join the guard, see it all!" they said. "Be your own man, in a life of adventure!"
They must've left out the bit about hand-holding precocious little piss-pots.
Careful, Trev. That loose tongue of yours might get us into trouble!]]>